- Amyak, uyi-Wizard ye-Wizard-i-onchantine kunye neyona iphambili yakho ayikho umntu onokuphindaphinda izihloko ze-pusinary, kutsha nje ukuba uyi-wizard ekhitshini. Yabelana ngeendlela zokupheka?
-Sineeresiphi zokupheka ezazincancisa utata wam kwaye ndiyakonwabela ezi ndlela zokupheka ukuba zabelane nawe. Utata wam wayengu "Skewer" kwaye ukhumbule ukuba ummelwane welizwe, uMarshali Barramyan weza khona, iMarshal Barramyan, Gobert Christian, uMaria Gironova noGreen Banya, uMaria Mironova Kwaye imfihlo kaKebhab yayikukuba kwayimfuneko ukuthatha inyama elungileyo kwaye ithande ibe ziintlobo ezintathu - ezine zewayini eyahlukileyo. Kwaye "ukubandezeleka" yinyama iiyure ezimbalwa. Ke, uyabona, akukho pholophe ekhethekileyo, konke kuxhomekeke kolo lonwabo nothando ofuna ukondla iindwendwe zakho. Ukuba wenza le nto ngaphandle kwentliziyo elungileyo kunye nomnqweno olungileyo wokuluphatha, ukuze wonke umntu abe nolo lonke uyolo lobuhle kwabo benzayo, akukho nto ilungileyo iya kuphuma. Into ephambili kukungamandla apho uya ekhitshini. Ndizamile izitya ezininzi, nditye eFransi frogs, imbubula, ii-lobsters, squid. Kumazwe aseMpuma, kwanikezelwa uninzi lwe-onlic, ekuqaleni kuka-80s watyelela phantse zonke iindawo zokutyela ezisemngeni emhlabeni. Kodwa bendiyiqonda into enye: konke kuxhomekeke kumandla ompheki kunye nenkampani oyityayo. Kwaye utye, njengoko yaphelileyo, ndiyathanda.
-Uhlala njani ukugcina ifom enkulu kangaka kunye nothando?
-Andizidle kakhulu. Kwenzeka, yenza ukuba ndingadli nantoni na ngexesha lemini, ndisela iti nje. Kodwa isidlo sakusasa, ndihlala ndilungile kwaye ndiyathanda ukulungiselela amaqanda aqhekekileyo kwiresiphi yam yokuphumla. Ibizwa ngokuba yi "yeRolar Lezginka". I-anyanisi yokuqala ye-fridge kwibhotolo. I-Fry umbala we-ocher, emva koko wahlula-nye oomamatisi, emva koko bahlukane neembotyi eziluhlaza. Ukuba akukho mtsha, i-cannon ikwachanekile. Xa sonke sixuba, ubunzima bufumana umbala omuhle. Emva koko wabetha amaqanda kwaye uzalise yonke. Sivala isiciko, xa yonke into ikhuphuka, yongeza iminquma. Sika iilamuni kwaye, malunga nedayimani yentliziyo yam, yongeza iapile kunye ne-greenery enkulu. Yonke le nto inxilile. Nasi isidlo sakusasa esinjalo.
- Kwaye yintoni oyithanda kakhulu iimveliso, yintoni inkanuko yemfihlo?
-Ndiza kuthetha ngokunyaniseka ukuba ndifumana ubuthathaka obufihlakeleyo kwiminquma nakwitshizi. Kwaye ndingayitya ukusuka kusasa ukuya ngokuhlwa. Ndikhumbula, okokuqala ukuza eSpain, saya esitolotweni sazothuswa bubukhulu be-maslin kunye nentabalala yezihlahla. IMallins yafumana iapile. Ndithenge ikhilogram, ndatya, ndabuya, ndawathengisa, ndatya kwaoko. Itshizi uthando lokusika iintlobo ezintlanu ukuya kwezintandathu kumqolo kwaye kukho usuku lonke. Kodwa ziindidi ezahlukeneyo ngokuqinisekileyo. Ngokuphathelele itshizi, ndinomjelo owuthandayo: Indoda iza emarikeni kwaye ithi umthengisi: "Ndithenge nje itshizi yaseSwitzerland, yafika ekhaya, kwaye le i-Dutchsist." Kwaye umthengisi kuye ekuphenduleni: "Mamela, sithandwa, uthetha ngantoni kuye?"
-Yintoni itafile yakho yomthendeleko, into engaqhelekanga?
- Okokuqala, ndiyindoda eyodwa kwaye ndiphephe ndim ngenxa yomntu. Unyana onomfazi wayekade ehlala eMelika. Kwaye andikwazi ukuhlala eMelika, andiziqondi nyani aba bantu kwaye abazi ukuba ndiza kunxibelelana naye. Andizamkeli into abanayo ngayo nento abayityayo. Ngaphandle kwento yokuba umama wayethandwa kwaye wayeyazi indlela yokubhiyozela iindwendwe, esi sisiko losapho, xa amaMelika eza kusityelela, utata wam wabaphatha kwindawo yokutyela. Abazange bayiqonde i-hoys yethu, abayiqondanga ikhitshi lethu. Kwaye asiqondi ukuba ungayisela njani i-cocktails otywala ngaphambi kokutya.
-Wolile, abafazi bakho bakupholile ngokupheka kwakho?
Ngaphandle kwento yokuba bonke abafazi bam bekukho abafazi bam abazii-ballerinas nabadanisi, babengabafazi abalungileyo, kodwa kungcono ukuba ungazikhumbuli. Kwakuyimfuneko ukuya kwindawo yesisu esingenanto, ke khange basebenze ngokupheka. Kwaye ngoku yonke into abancedisi abancedisileyo abayilungisiyo, andiyithandi yonke into. Kwiminyaka edlulileyo ndaba ngumntwana oqingqiweyo. Andiyidli, andiseli.
-Ungabonakali ixesha elide kwimovie, ukwaphulane ne-Preyitiright, ukwala iindima?
- Ukususela ngo-1878, ndakhokelela kwiindlela ezahlukeneyo ze-TV ze "Iwotshi yealam", "iposi yentsasa", "iholide yonke", "ubusuku bonke", basebenza iminyaka emininzi kwaye bengasafuni ukwenza i-TV kumabonwakude, kuba Abangasebenziyo be-TV abangena banamhlanje bayamangalisa. Ngoku abantu abangayazi indlela yokuthetha namagcisa asebenza ngayo kumabonwakude waseRussia. Nikeza "Yiza kwaye into esiyibonisayo, kwaye ke yile nto uyifunayo, usike" kuvakala ngathi sisithuko. Kutshanje inikezelwa ukuba idlale koluhlu, kodwa yonke into inganomvandedwa apho. Ndifuna ukudlala kwindima enkulu. Khumbula "ukubuya kwekamva", kukho indima encinci, kodwa kulungile. Kwaye kwimovie "kwimidlalo yomthetho" kwisiqendu, apho ndikhala khona kwigaraji. Ndilinde iindima ezinjalo.
-Ndikhumbula, ndikukubone kwifilimu, apho wadlala khona i-rejuvenant. Awukhe undithande kakhulu.
- Le yifilimu "yebhasi etshisiweyo", apho ndidlala umgrogrisi okhuselwe ngumntwana njengekhaka, kwiimbumbulu. Ngenxa yale ndima, ndazaliswa ziileta kwaye ndibiza i-moms enomsindo. Babengafuni ukwamkela isibakala sokuba i-Amaaik yabo ayithandayo, odlala umabonwayen ye-wizard elungileyo, udlale i-scoundrel enjalo ehlekisayo ebantwaneni. Kodwa kum, umlingisi, kubaluleke kakhulu ukubonakala kwiimaski ezahlukeneyo. Uluntu lundilindile umfanekiso ofanayo, umtsalane "olungileyo", kwaye nantsi i-bastard enjalo. Ithatha umntwana kwaye ithintelwe kwi-sniper. Yintoni? Ayizukukhumbula ukuba umlingisi we-Amaik Akopyan kwaye lo ngabalinganiswa bakhe nje. Bendihlala ndixhaphazwa kumabonwakude kolu phawu lwe-sorcered-wizard, ke ngoko iloop sulch kude kube ngoku.
-Ngaba kubonakala ngathi abalawuli bezingcali ngaba unomdla kwindima yakho echanekileyo, akunjalo?
-Kukho ubunzima xa ndamenyelwa kwindima yeChekist Arsovov, le yinkxaso-mali ye-lenin. Ndaye ndalahlwa kukuphoswa. Babesithi: "Uthini uAmakhaya uHakobhian ngomqeqeshi wakhe woqeqesho uza kudlala izingcali ngokwalo?". Kunye nokugwetywa kwam. Khange ndide ndide ndidlale uNikolai Gogol. Kodwa into evela kubavelisi ayizange isebenze, kwaye iprojekthi iye yahamba. Ukuba namhlanje babuyela ngesicelo, bendiya kuvuya kuvumelana, omnye umbuzo, ndingafuna ukuba le nikolai vasneevich ?.
-Ngaba unjani ngoku?
-Ndibhala iincwadi eziya kuba nomdla ebantwaneni nakubantu abadala. Kuyo, ndithetha nolwimi olungenakufikeleleka njani ukwenza iimfihlelo. Ndikhulule "iiseti zezinto zokugxila kwiAmaika Akopyan," zonke izinto eziyimfuneko ukuze zigxile. Kusebenza ngakumbi kuba incwadi kufuneka ifundwe, iqiniseke, yiya kuthenga ipropu, iphepha, iglu, kwaye abantwana bakhulisa iivila, bafuna ukufaka yonke into ngaxeshanye. Ke ngoko umntwana ebekulungele ukufunda ukukhohlisa, - isipho esihle. (Uhleka.)
-Uyenziwe kumazwe angama-65 ehlabathi. Leliphi ilizwe elilula lokukhohlisa abaphulaphuli?
- ERussia, kunjalo. Kodwa, ngokunyaniseka, saba ngoyena mntu unzima. Abantu baseYurophu "baqhutywa" ngaxeshanye. Impucuko yaseNtshona iyasebenza. Kukho inani le-colossal yeendawo zokutyela apho "amakhwenkwe" aya khona kwaye abonisa amaqhinga ekhadi. Abaphulaphuli baseYurophu bavuya, ngokungathi bantwana. Kungenxa yokuba bayayithanda, kodwa ngenxa yokuba bengaphulukani nokukwazi ukumangaliswa. Ingakumbi kwiindawo zokutyela kukho uhlobo lonxibelelwano kunye nombukeli kwaye oku kufakiwe kwiindleko zesitya. Abanini bafuna ukwenza imvakalelo elungileyo kwiindwendwe. Kuyancomeka.
-Uza kuluntu lwaseRashiya kwiindawo zokutyela?
"Ngamanye amaxesha ndinoluntu olunxilisayo kwindawo yokutyela, kodwa ndiyenza inqabile kakhulu xa" ndiya kuba "." Kwivenkile yokutyela, le yintengiso elungileyo, esela, enesithukuthezi kwaye esase-Aãbaak Hakobyan azakuhamba ejikeleze iholo kwaye adubule iwotshi. Kodwa kunqabile kakhulu. Kwiindawo zokutyela endikuthandayo ukuphumla ngaphezulu kokusebenza. Ngamanye amaxesha ndiqhuba iindwendwe zam apho, eze kum ukusuka kwelinye ilizwe.
-Ukhetha ntoni, iindwendwe zakho zithanda i-cuisine yaseRussia?
-Ndiza kukuxelela ibali elinye. Xa ndamemela amaMelika kwivenkile yokutyela kwaye ndi-odonch, abantu baseMelika bandibuza ukuba ndinesidima: "Kutheni ubilisa isaladi?" Kwaye xa ndaye ndabatyelela, bandimema ekhaya baza baqala ukunyanga iimveliso ezigqwesileyo. Emva koko ndabakhumbuza ukuba asityenga iimveliso ezigcweleyo, kodwa ndingathanda ukutya iKittet kwiresiphi yam yokupheka. Umhlobo wam uBuddy wayalela inyama enkulu yenyama kwaye, xa waziswa, ngokuphefumla wathi akamelana nawo. Akanalo nenyama yenyama. Kwaye ke, nomncedisi wam, bagxila kwamehlo abo. Siphulukene neqhwithi njengeglasi, inyama kwisigaba. Kwaye kwimizuzu elishumi elinesihlanu ilungisiwe i-cutles yokwenyani yaseRussia. Abakwazanga ukuza kubo bonke ngokuhlwa kwivumba lethu. Abantu baseMelika baqhele ukutya iimveliso ezigcweleyo, kuba ukupheka okunjalo ngumsitho wokwenene, kwaye kuthi le yimeko eqhelekileyo. Siqhele ukusinda kwaye sihlala siphuma kule meko, ngoko ke umntu waseRussia unobuchopho. Siyakwazi kubo bonke, kodwa singamavila kakhulu ...
Ngendlela, ndiza kwabelana ngeresiphi ye-Boiler yakho. I-MinCe yeKittet kufuneka ibe sisiqingatha kwinxalenye efanayo yenkukhu kunye ne-veal. Kwaye kufuneka ukongeze i-LILD. Yonke umgubo ojijekileyo, unkqonkqoza iqanda. Kodwa kukho imfihlo emfutshane, ukuze ezi rods zintle kakhulu - zongeza kancinci kancinci kwi-french brandy. Zonke ke ezo zibheke kwi-oveni, emva koko "Gqibezela" yonke le nto kwi-Skillet. Ezi ndlela zokupheka "kwinqaku" zathatha abafazi abaninzi babahlobo bam.
-Ucinga ntoni, ngubani onesizwe?
Ukususela ebuntwaneni, zonke izitya bezihlala zikho kwiZibhedlele zethu. IsiUkraine, Greek, Russian, Armenian. Gorleka kunye neArmenian Brandy. Kusapho lwethu, bekukho amagcisa amangalisayo, abaqambisi. UMphathiswa weNkcubeko ukholelwa ukuba ngumntu omnye kuphela onokuyithatha ngesisa kwaye ukhunjulwa - utata. Iindwendwe zaphathwa ngehenyukane, imvana, uKeling Kebab, ii-buns, izifuba. Ndizamile izinto ezininzi, ndasela kakhulu, ndabona abafazi abaninzi. Ndizamile izitya kumazwe ahlukeneyo, kwaye kunzima kum.
- Ewe, kusekwe into ethile?
- E China, ndikhumbula esinye isitya esingaqhelekanga. Thina, amagcisa, emva kokuba intetho ifike kwivenkile yokutyela. Sele isela kwaye yazama, kwaye sazisa isitya esikhulu nge-paradesi. Iintaka ezincinci, ezithobekileyo phantsi kwesosi emnandi. Iisosi, kufuneka nditsho, ngesiTshayina cuisine uninzi lwabaninzi, ungatyatyamba, ngaphandle kokujonga, ungene kwi-sauce, inikelwe kwitafile. Amagcisa ethu atya inani elimangalisayo leentaka, kwaye unomdla: "Sitya ntoni?" Kwaye xa safumanisa ukuba eli libat, amagcisa amaninzi awanakuthetha kakuhle kwinkathazo iveki yonke.
-Kekho izitya ongazithandiyo, kwaye uzama ukukuphatha ngalo lonke ixesha?
Ewe kunjalo ndinayo. Umzekelo, ulwimi lwenkomo. Andiyithandi, ndahleka eNew Zealand xa ndandikhe ndakhe ndakhenketha. Kwiinyanga ezimbini, sazitya iinyanga ezimbini, kuba sasinexabiso eliphantsi kwaye lalikwipokotho lam namhlanje andikwazi ukuzibazila. Kwaye nam ndatya intlanzi. Ndibuze ebuntwaneni bam kwithambo leentlanzi, ukusukela ngoko andikutyi intlanzi. Kodwa ndiyazithanda iziqhulo malunga neentlanzi.
Ndibambile ixhego lentlanzi yegolide. Kwaye umqhuma ngelizwi lomntu: "Ndiya kuyizalisekisa na umnqweno wakho." Thatha kwaye uBryakni: "Ndifuna umfazi omncinci." Kwaye intlanzi ayithethayo: "Ewe, yintoni le, ixhego, icekeceke? Uzibuza into ... "
- Amyak, ungumntu ochwayitileyo kwaye umtsalane, apho ufika khona, ngoko nangoko umphefumlo wenkampani. Ngubani na ovela kubuntu odumileyo achukumisa kakhulu?
-Angasingikazi wonke umntu. Kungamazwe angama-65, hayi ihlaya, apho bendihamba notyelelo. Ukuzonwabisa ngexesha lakhe le-leonid brezhnev kunye ne-retunie yakhe yonke. Wayethetha neentsapho zasebukhosini bamazwe onke. Ndiyakhumbula, ndinike umbono we-Olimpiki, kwi-Las Vegas Hobhos, kwaye uMichael Jackson wasondela kum ukuba avakalise ukuncoma kwam. Ndiqale ndacinga ukuba eli yayili-win. Ndacinga: "Kuyimfuneko, into efanayo". Kwavela ukuba lo nguJackson wokwenene. Ndaziswa nguye, mna ndambonisa ukuba ajongene nekhadi, waqonda ukuba bantwana. Kodwa uninzi lwazo zonke ikhadi lam lujolise kwi-Mukamar Gaddafi ngo-1988. Mna kunye namagcisa angaphezulu amabini amenyiwe kwindawo awayehlala kuyo eLibya. Ndambonisa amaqhinga ngewotshi, wazithobela edolweni lakhe, wakhwaza esithi: "UShaitan!". Ukuba bendisazi ukuba yayiyinto yomntu, ngekhe ithanda ukuyibeka esichengeni.
-Umbuzo wokugqibela: Ngaba unabafundi abaninzi kunye nabakhuphisana nabo?
"Abatyebi badla ngokuza kum kwimifanekiso emva kwentetho kwaye ngemali eninzi bebongoza ukuba batyhile ugxininiso, bazithabathela ngokwabo abafundi. Kodwa, ndiza kuthetha ngokunyaniseka, apho ubugqwetha, umlingo, ukuyifunda phantse akunakwenzeka. Kuyimfuneko ukuchitha ubomi bam bonke. Ndinokhuphiswano olunzulu - u-Oligristes wethu. Ezi ziingxaki zokwenyani! Ekuqaleni kosulelo ngalunye, ndinemeko engqongqo: Ukuba kukho into ebonisiweyo ekupheleni kosulelo, kufuneka ivele. Abantu abagxininisayo u-Oligarchis basibonisa iibhiliyoni, ezi bhiliyoni zinyamalala ngaphandle komkhondo. Kwaye, encumile kwizikrini, batsho ukuba zithanda kakhulu ilizwe labo. Xa kuthelekiswa nabo, ndingumhlobo we-chukotkaive chukotka ...