1. Malunga nosapho
Ndikhule ndikwintsapho yamaKatolika engqongqo, apho wangeniswa ekhaya ngethoba ngokuhlwa. Nokuba ngumfundi wesikolo esiphakamileyo njengam. Xa ndakuba ndibalekela phantsi komgcini, into yokuqala yaqalisa ukuya kuwo onke amaqela ngokulandelelana.
IKrisimesi kusasa ngaphambi kokuba sikwazi ukuvula izipho zethu, sahlala ekhaya saza sazinika izisulu. Utata wam wayekholelwa ukuba yayikhethwe uxanduva kunye nomkhwa wokukhathalela abanye abantu.
Umakazi wam waphumelela kakhulu ngexesha elinye kwaye wathandwa. Kwaye konke oku kudlula. Ke ndinesifundo sokwenyani sodumo sangasebancinci. Akunyanzelekanga ukuba uthembele eluthandweni lwabantu, kuyakhawuleza.
Ndiza kwenza i-vasectomy. Xa ndidlala ugqirha wase-Pediatrician kwi-ambulensi, ndabona ukuba andinakuze ndibengabantwana.
Ndidibene nomtshakazi wam (okwangoku - sele umfazi wam. -Ip. I-ED.) E-Itali. Kwaye ndifuna ukumxelela: amal, ndikuthanda kakhulu. Andizukulinda xa ndiba ngumyeni wakho.
2. ubudala
Ndiyayithanda imbewu yam kunye nemibimbi yam. Ndiyayithanda into yokuba ubuso bam bunobuqili ngakumbi kunye nomlingiswa ngakumbi kunelo xesha ndandineminyaka engamashumi amabini okanye amashumi amathathu. Hayi, iBotox ayindim.
Iminyaka emibini nje ye-brad pitt, kodwa ndibukeka kakhulu. Ngaphambili, yandikhathaza ngamandla. Kwaye ngoku - Hayi. Andilungelanga nje kolu luhlu lwamadoda, kwaye andizange ndibethe "uTom Cruise kwaye rad.
Xa usemncinci, uyakholelwa ngokulula abantu abathi: "Ewe, ulungile!" Kodwa kuyingozi ukuxhomekeka kumbono wabo. Bonke bathi wena ungunobukwe, kwaye okuncinci uya kuthembela la mazwi, ngcono.
Kukho izinto ezimbalwa awazindwayo nguMtyholi. Ubutsha yenye yezo, kodwa kuphela ukuba ndingawusindisa bonke ubulumko bam namava am onke. Ndingathanda ukuhlala kuphela komncinci kuphela ukuze uqhubeke wenze into endiyenzayo ixesha elide.
Xa sele unamashumi amane, kukho into oyaziyo ngoku - umzekelo, vala imingxunya esikhepheni.
Ndikhululekile ukuba ndiluphale. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, olunye ukhetho lwaziwa kuye wonke umntu - ukufa. Mhlawumbi, ndingathanda ukwaluphala.
3. Malunga nobomi kunye nesizungu
Awusoze ufunde kwanto kwaye ungayazi nantoni na ukuba uyamamela nje.
Ukusilela kuyamzalisa okungapheliyo kunempumelelo rhoqo.
Ubomi bobuqu buyeyona nto ukuze ungathethi ngayo konke ngokulandelelana. Andiqondi iinkwenkwezi ezihlala zibeka into kwi-twitter. Ngaba uza kubhalela kwi-twitter eParadesi?
Ndiyakuthanda ukuhlala kwisithuthuthu sam kwaye ndikhwela endleleni, ndenze iidolophu ezincinci kwaye ndiyonwabele iziselo ezithambileyo nabantu bendawo.
Nabani na ubuxoki ukuba waqala ukukuqinisekisa ukuba ungaze uzive ulilo. Le yinto eqhelekileyo.
Andikholelwa kwiziphelo zovuyo, kodwa ndiyakholelwa ngendlela eyonwabileyo. Ekugqibeleni, nokuba usweleka umntwana, okanye uya kuphila ixesha elide ukuze ubone ukuba njani nabahlobo bakho. Oku kuthetha ukuphila.
4. Malunga namandla
I-Patriot kum ngulowo uhlala emathandabuzo kurhulumente wayo.
Ubaleke kwiCongress? Ewe, andifuni! Ndilale nabafazi abaninzi kakhulu, ndisebenzise iziyobisi ezininzi ngexesha lam kwaye ndililungu lamaqela amaninzi.
Saqala ukuthemba amandla wesine. Kuyimfuneko ukuba ngumntu omdala kwaye uthathe uxanduva kwi-naivety yakho. Hlala uthandabuza!
5. Malunga nabafazi
Ndine-ego ebuthathaka kakhulu. Nawuphi na umfazi unokuyonakalisa ukuzithemba kwam. Ke ngoko, kwasebuncinaneni bendithabatha lo mthetho: soze kuqala ndingabizi imihla, musa ukumema ukudanisa, ungathethi.
Ukuba abantu bandibona kwisidlo sangokuhlwa ndinomfazi omuhle, bakhwaza ngoko nangoko ukuba ndinento yokuthandana naye. Ewe kunjalo, ayisiyonto. Andidlali!
Ibali lokungathembeki liya kuba nakho ukuxelela kuphela umntu ongachanekanga.
Awuyi kubona kakhulu umfazi oneminyaka engamashumi amathandathu kwiscreen esine-terntieth of the tickth. Oku kunganyanisekanga!
Eyona nto iphambili kumfazi yimvakalelo yokuhlekisa. Lo mfana akazange athi, Kodwa ndiyazi ngokuchanekileyo. Ngaphandle kobuchule bokuhleka ngokwakhe kwaye uyafuna, kunjalo, inenekazi alinamathuba.
Agnia Lisisyn