1. Kubijyanye n'umuryango
Nakuriye mu muryango w'Abagatolika ukomeye, aho isaha yo gutaha yatangijwe saa cyenda nimugoroba. Ndetse no kubanyeshuri bo mumashuri yisumbuye nkanjye. Igihe rero narokotse munsi yuburinganire, ikintu cya mbere cyatangiye kujya mu mashyaka yose yikurikiranya.
Noheri mu gitondo mbere yuko dufungura impano zacu, twagiye mu rugo abanyamahanga tubaha cyane. Data yizeraga ko hashyizweho inshingano n'ingeso yo kwita ku bandi bantu.
Nyirasenge Rose yagenze neza cyane kandi akunzwe. Hanyuma ibyo byose byarashize. Nabonye rero isomo rifatika ryo kuba icyamamare nubwo njya. Ntugomba kwishingikiriza ku rukundo rwabantu, birahunze.
Ngiye gukora vasectomy. Igihe nakinnye umuganga w'abana b'abana muri ambulance, nasanze ntazigera mfite abana.
Nahuye numugeni wanjye (kuri ubu - umugore wanjye. - Hafi. ED.) Mu Butaliyani. Kandi ndashaka kumubwira: Amal, ndagukunda cyane. Sinshobora gutegereza iyo mpinduka umugabo wawe.
2. Imyaka
Nkunda imbuto yanjye. Nkunda ko mu maso hanjye hafite kwerekana byinshi kandi biranga byinshi kuruta igihe nari mfite imyaka makumyabiri cyangwa mirongo itatu. Oya, botox ntabwo ari ibyanjye.
Njyewe imyaka ibiri gusa ya Brad Pitt, ariko ndareba neza. Mbere, byarambabaje cyane. Noneho - oya. Gusa sinkwiranye muriki cyiciro cyabagabo, kandi sinigeze nkubita "Tom Cruise na Brad.
Iyo ukiri muto, wizera ko abantu bavuga bati: "Yego, uri mwiza!" Ariko ni akaga kwishingikiriza kubitekerezo byabo. Bose bavuga ko uri umuhanga, kandi bike uzizera aya magambo, ibyiza.
Hariho ibintu bike na satani ashobora kunkiza. Urubyiruko ni umwe muri abo, ariko niba nshobora gukiza ubwenge bwanjye bwose nibintu byanjye byose. Ndashaka kuguma ari bato gusa kugirango nkomeze gukora ibyo nkora igihe kirekire gishoboka.
Mugihe usanzwe ufite mirongo ine, hari ikintu uzi uburyo - kurugero, funga ibyobo mubwato.
Nishimiye gusaza. N'ubundi buryo, ubundi buryo buzwi na buri wese - urupfu. Ahari, nshaka gusaza.
3. Kubyerekeye ubuzima nubwigunge
Ntushobora kwiga ikintu na kimwe kandi ntacyo uzi niba witoze wenyine.
Kunanirwa biratwigisha bitagira akagero kuruta gutsinda.
Ubuzima bwihariye ni umuntu ku giti cye kutabiganiraho byose bikurikiranye. Sinumva inyenyeri zihora zishyira ikintu kuri Twitter. Uzandikira kuri Twitter muri paradizo?
Nkunda kwicara kuri moto yanjye no kugendera kumuhanda gusa, bigahagarara bihagarara mumijyi mito kandi bishimira ibinyobwa bidasembuye hamwe nabaturage.
Umuntu wese yaba yarabeshya aramutse atangira kukwizeza ko atigera yumva afite irungu. Ibi nibisanzwe.
Ntabwo nizera iherezo ryishimye, ariko nizera inzira nziza. Ubwanyuma, waba upfa musore, cyangwa uzabaho igihe kirekire kugirango urebe uko inshuti zawe zipfa. Ibi bivuze kubaho.
4. kubyerekeye imbaraga
Gukunda kuri njye niwe uhora ushidikanya muri guverinoma yayo.
Kwiruka kuri Kongere? Nibyiza, sibyo! Naryamanye n'abagore benshi, nakoresheje ibiyobyabwenge byinshi mugihe cyanjye kandi yari umwe mubagize impande nyinshi.
Twatangiye kwizera imbaraga za kane. Birakenewe kuba umuntu mukuru kandi ufate inshingano zawe bwite. Buri gihe ushidikanya!
5. kubyerekeye abagore
Mfite ego yoroshye cyane. Umugore uwo ari we wese arashobora kwangiza icyizere. Kubwibyo, mvuye mu rubyiruko, nafashe itegeko: Ntuzigere ubanza guhamagarira amatariki, ntutumire kubyina, ntukavuge.
Niba abantu bambone gusangira numugore mwiza, bahita basakuza ko mfite ikibazo na we. Birumvikana ko ari ubuswa. Ntabwo ndi umukinyi!
Inkuru yubuhemu izashobora kuvuga gusa uwabi atari yo.
Ntushobora kubona cyane kubona umugore wimyaka mirongo itandatu kuri ecran ufite umukunzi wa makumyabiri. Ibi ni akarengane bidasanzwe!
Ikintu nyamukuru mumigore ni urwenya. Umusore ntiyigeze abivuga, ariko ndabizi neza. Hatabayeho ubushobozi bwo guseka wenyine kandi ukeneye, byumvikane, umudamu ntabwato afite.
Agnia Lisitsyn