"Ngiyacela, uma ungaqiniseki ukuthi awuyona indlala, khona-ke kungcono ukufunda omunye umuntu, hhayi mina, uLena Lenin. Yize kunjalo, kuzoba, oh, Nkulunkulu wami, ngakho ... lokhu. Iqiniso lokuthi ayengekho eSoviet Union.
Ngakho-ke, uma wenza uthando nomuntu ofanayo, ngasikhathi sinye, endaweni efanayo nakusimweni esifanayo, khona-ke ungamangali ukuthi umlilo wothando uzohamba maduze. Futhi amagumbi akhe acwebezelayo acwebezelayo azoyeka ukujabulisa hhayi wena kuphela, kodwa futhi nangethuka! - eyakhe. Ukunqoba inqubo yezocansi kungenzeka. Ake sithi ikwaya: "Kuhle kanjani lokho uLenin nathi!". Ngakho-ke, zama ukushintsha enye yemikhuba yakho ngezinhlobonhlobo. Uma uvame ukwenza uthando ebumnyameni, simeme ngosuku lokudla kwakusihlwa futhi ungazihluphi nezinkinga ze-Culinary. Iqiniso lokuthi uzomnika, umhlangano unqunu ngokuphelele ezithendeni zathathu, uzokwenza isifiso sakhe sendawo ehluke ngokuphelele. Akunacala ungagxili amafasitela. Amadoda athanda amehlo. Futhi ngeke ulimaze ukuzethemba okuthe xaxa ekuheheni komzimba wakho.
Indlela eyengeziwe yoqobo yokubangela inzalo ukusungulwa kwentuthuko yesayensi nezobuchwepheshe ebizwa ngokuthi yi-MMS. Kulula futhi ukuthumela, kanye ne-SMS ejwayelekile. Lapho esemsebenzini, thatha isithombe sonyawo lwakho nge-pedicure enhle bese umthumela lesi sithombe. Bese uthumela isithombe se-ankle. Ngemuva kwemizuzu embalwa - caviar. Ke - amadolo. Bese - okhalweni ... bese ulinda. Ngikholwe, isimo sokusebenza saso sindiza ngokushesha, usuku lonke ngeke acabangele ngezinto futhi afike masinyane ekhaya, ngaphandle kokuhlala emgoqweni nabangane.
Ungangeza empilweni esondelene ne-vacuum ejwayelekile yokuhlanza. Qala ukuhlanza unqunu nge-alamu eyodwa nangezithende. Samangala ukuthi baphendule ukuthi uma ethola uthuli, angakujezisa. Kholwa ukuthi okokuqala kuzovela ekuhlanzeni ukujabulisa ngokuphelele.
Ukuletha e-ecstasy, inqobo nje uma kungeyona umnyombo, kungenzeka futhi indlela yoqobo ebaluleke kakhulu, enhle kakhulu lapho umkhulu phambi kwakhe. Njengokuxolisa, makakunike isitifiketi esibhalwe phansi "sokuthola injabulo yomlomo", okubonisa ukuthi insizakalo izonikezwa kunoma iyiphi indawo, nganoma yisiphi isikhathi. "
Ngaphansi kwesizathu sokusindisa amanzi, mnikele ukuthi ahambe ngokugeza. Vele uxwayise kusengaphambili, ngoba, mhlawumbe usenamahloni. Kepha nakanjani uzothanda ukuthathwa kwakho kwemvelo.
Kungenzeka ukulujabulisa ngesikhathi esikahle kuwe nangendawo ekahle yokuthi ungathola futhi nge-chocolate, ngokucophelela kufihlwe esikhwameni, ngoba ushokoledi owenziwa emadodeni "wenhlekelele", eyaziwa ngokuthi amagxolo e-orbitofrontal wobuchopho.
Lapho ufika endaweni yokudlela noma ukuvakasha, okusebenzayo futhi okungalindelekile kuzoba ngumyalezo wokuthi akukho maties akho. Uma ihanjiswa, ungathatha umhlalaphansi endlini yangasese - uzowujabulela umdlandla wakhe.
Ungabeka isibuko ekhanda lombhede noma ususe izinkampani zakho ku-camcorder.
Uma ungahlali naye ndawonye, ungafika kuye ngemvula eyodwa. Musa ukujaha ukukhulisa. Myeke aqale ukuze athole ukuthi akukho lutho ngaphansi kwakho!
Geza izinwele ngama-shampoos nge-aphrosisia, kubangele ukukhiqizwa kwama-hormone okwandayo kwabesilisa, ngoba amafutha ajwayelekile ajwayelekile anemvamisa ephakeme kakhulu yokudlidliza kwamandla, azocabanga futhi athinte izindawo zobuchopho ezibhekele izindawo ze-potency kanye nokuzwela kwezindawo ezi-erogenous .
Ukuyibuka ukuze isebenze, woza nawo uye endaweni ephambi kwelifti ku-Peignore, esobala ngokuphelele. Uzokhathazeka ngokuthi omakhelwane bazokubona, kepha lesi sithombe sizokuma phambi kwamehlo akhe ehhovisi ngisho nasehhovisi lenduna. Ungase futhi ubeke isithombe ephaketheni ephaketheni lejazi lapho ususwa ngalo nunqunu. Njengoba sesithole isithombe esimweni senkonzo, uzothola ukuqhekeka okubukhali kwama-hormone egazini nasekhaya kuzofika esimweni esinjalo futhi ungitshele ukuthi: "Ngiyabonga, wena ntombazane kaLenin!".