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I-LARSA COPIINA
Intlanganiso yakho yokuqala?
NgoJanuwari ngo-2013 kwiJamaica. Ilangazelelo elwandle.
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Ndikwimifutshane.
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Kwindawo enye, kwiJamaica.
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Ubulumko bakhe, bonwabile, namandla angaphakathi.
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Ukuhamba.
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Ndifumana ubuchule.
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Umkhwa wangavumiyo xa baqalisa ukuhlala kunye?
Sitshatile sondwendwe, kwaye wonke umntu unendawo yakho.
Umkhwa ovela kuwo u-LARSA Alelayo?
Ukusuka kotywala.
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KwiJamaica, kwindawo yokutyela.
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Endaweni yoko, nakwiimfutshane kunye ne-t-shirt.
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Apho, kwiJamaica, elwandle.
Iphi kwaye ungqinile njani omnye komnye?
Undenzele ukuba ndibe ngumfazi wakhe ngenqanawa.
Isipho sokuqala se-prokrar?
Iimvakalelo ezintle awazise ngazo.
Nesipho sakho sokuqala?
Nam ndisisipho!
Zeziphi iimpawu umyeni wakho uzixabisa kakhulu kuzo zonke?
Ukuphefumla kwam kukuphakamisa kunye nokudakumba (ngokwenyani yegama).
Unguwe?
Ububele bakhe, ubushushu ngokomoya.
Isifundo esisithandayo?
Umculo yeyona nto iphambili ebomini bakhe!
Eyakho?
Ndinephupha-ukuya kwihlabathi liphela.
Amava angathandekiyo kwisiqingatha sakho?
Ukuba kwiinkampani ezinengxolo kunye nokundwendwela amaqela.
Eyakho?
Pheka.
Umkhwa wangavumiyo xa baqalisa ukuhlala kunye?
Ndingumntu ongumthendeleko, prokraur kum ndidiniwe kancinci. Ndibambe iimvakalelo.
Umkhwa ovela phi?
Akukho zinto zinjalo.
I-Nick Amagama eKhaya lakho?
Abakasenzi.
Yeyiphi into onokuthi ube netrone?
Ifowuni yakhe ephathekayo!
Ugqirha wezengqondo yosapho:
"Umtshato we-prochor shalyapin kunye neShishini leShirwoman LA YALINA COPIIKHO YAYEYIPHI IXESHA LOKUGQIBELA Ezintshabenzi ngokwazo, umahluko wobudala awudideki. Malunga nabafazi abanjenge-lalisa, yithi: Umphefumlo omncinci. Ubulumko bakhe bemihla ngemihla kunye nomonde ulungelelene ukusweleka kwengqondo. Akukho minyaka yobudlelwane, kodwa amagorha ethu akwazi ukufunda imikhwa, amandla kunye nobuthathaka omnye komnye. Nangona kunjalo, loo manyano lunemida: abantwana akunakulindeleka ukuba bavele kusapho. "