-Unjani umbala?
- Iblue eqaqambileyo.
-Ukhe athi ufunda umfanekiso we-Schopenhauer, nangona ungakhange uyifunde?
-Um, andizange ndiyifunde.
-Umanye kuhlaselo lomsindo ubetha izitya, amaphephandaba akhwankqisa izinto?
-Ukuhlaselwa kwengqumbo, into eyaphukileyo amaxesha ambalwa ...
-Ukhe wenze into kwigumbi lehotele okanye indawo yokutyela yememori?
- igumbi kwigumbi lehotele (xa isidlo sakusasa saziswa egumbini). Endleleni, ndashiya ikhulu lamakhulu amabini ifumbuko.
- Yintoni enokukwenza ubomvu?
- Xa ndincoma. Ndiyakhathazeka.
-Ukuphendula kwakho emehlweni okuphindwe kabini?
-Umothuko olumnandi.
- Zeziphi izinto ozithoba kakhulu?
- Hayi, ndinyamezele kakhulu.
- Inzuzo yakho ephambili?
-Ukuba nobubele kakhulu.
- Luhlobo luni lovavanyo olwenziyo?
- Imfazwe.
- Ngubani osoloko unakho ukukhohlisa?
-Ngakhe ndilahlekise mntu.
- Ezona ndawo zingalindelekanga?
- into oyenzayo ngokungacingi. Umzekelo, unokutsala iitights kwiseti, emva koko ucinge ukuba kukho abantu abakufutshane.
- Yintoni ongathanda ukuba nayo?
- Dlala kwi-violin kwaye uzobe.
- Ngaba uyayazi eyona mali iphambili kwi-wallet yakho?
Ewe, i-ruble enye i-ruble.
-Uthembise ntoni namhlanje ekuseni?
"Nje ukuba ndibuyele ekhaya, kwangoko ukuze alale."