Umwaka mushya ni umunsi mukuru nkunda kuva mu bwana. Ubu ni ikirere kititayeho, imbaraga zubumaji, mugihe ibintu byose biri imbere muri wewe hari amatara yo muri Bengale, yuzuyemo ibice byinshi byamabara muri kaleidoscope yibyabaye hamwe numwaka wambere mushya. Nibintu byose bikikije ubuzima no guhumeka kumva ibirori bikomeye. Hano ndabandikiye nonaha - kandi umwenyure utabishaka! Nibyiza cyane kubugingo uhereye mwijoro nyamukuru.
Birumvikana ko nzavuga ibaruraza, ariko ntamuntu wahagaritse amategeko asenyuka: Nigute uzakoresha muriyi minsi mikuru, nkiyi uzaba umwaka utaha. Kubwibyo, ikibazo kiba gifite akamaro kidasanzwe kuri benshi muritwe: Nigute twahura numwaka mushya kugirango mubyukuri bitazibagirana?
Urabizi, rwose nkunda kwishimira igice cya mbere cyakeye muri iri joro hamwe nabantu ba hafi kandi umuryango, na kabiri - hamwe ninshuti mumutwe wuzuye kandi wishimye. Nkunda muri iri joro kugirango mpingere, n'umuziki mwiza n'imbyino, amarushanwa no guseka bivuye ku mutima. Nkunda imipira ya mascaras ya mascara: muburyo bwa retro, mumyuka yo mu kinyejana cya 18, muburyo bwuzuye bwa roirate cyangwa na gato mu ngingo zamahanga.
Fata iyi nyandiko yoroshye urebe niba ugiye gutegura ibirori hamwe nabashyitsi murugo. Gutandukana mbere (ibyumweru 2-3) ubutumire (kuri e-mail) hamwe nijambo ryateganijwe (kode ya pajama - Agatsiko ka Pangsa, gusa muri pistolet, nibindi). Abashyitsi bazamenya icyo bagomba kwitegura, kandi bazahuza na dintasy ubwabo - Nyizera, aya mahugurwa ntazanezeza cyane kukurusha.
"Umwaka mushya ni umunsi mukuru nkunda kuva mu bwana"
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Igihe kimwe nahuye numwaka mushya hamwe ninshuti muri kamere. Igihe cy'itumba, shelegi, generator (yego, iramushimira mu ishyamba ryari kumurika, amatara, ibinyobwa bidasembuye kuri shelegi, kunyerera, amarushanwa asanzwe kandi imyidagaduro yishimye. Kandi kandi (kuva kuri bonus) - Gutangiza neza fireworks no kubura ibitera byose bisa nkaho biririmba ku rukuta rw'abaturanyi (birumvikana "ku muyoboro munini) na TV yigisha. Hano hari ikintu nyamukuru nukuzuza imbaraga zubushyuhe, inkweto zishyushye na granny woolen amasogisi. No kwemeza inshuti n'abavandimwe kwitegura cyane umwaka mushya mu gasozi. Reba imbere ya Mangala, Skewers, Inkwi, Ax. Ibi bigomba kubora kumodoka hakiri kare. Tekereza aho uzashyira ibicuruzwa muri kamere. Twazanye nabo imbonerahamwe idasanzwe (niba nta gazebo story - ni inzira nziza). Uzabikunda, nzi neza! Kuberako rimwe na rimwe bibaho ko guhunga amashyamba yamabuye, wanze kugeza ku byagezweho nagezweho n'umuco kandi ugakora ibiruhuko kuri gadgeti zigezweho nimpano nyamukuru kuri iri joro. Kandi ntuzibagirwe gukuraho ibintu byose nyuma yumunsi mukuru - iyi niyo nshingano yawe!
Nzi misa ya muscovite itigeze ihura numwaka mushya kuri kare munsi yigiti cya Noheri. N'ubusa! Wigeze kugira utuye muri uyu mujyi mwiza. Muri rusange, niba ukunda ibigo, bitangaje ko fireworks, bitangaje hamwe namabara yerekana amabara - menya neza kujya kuri kare. Nibyo, hariho "ariko": vuga ahantu hateranira hamwe ninshuti zabanje, bitangira ibyago byo kuzimira. Abakoresha ba mobile muri iri joro akenshi ntibahangana nuburemere bwimiyoboro - terefone zirashobora "amakosa", kandi guhuza ni ugushira. Muri rusange, birasa kuri njye ko inama y'ibiruhuko kuri Square itukura ikwiranye n'urukundo n'abashakanye ndetse n'abari bonyine - igitangaza cy'umwaka mushya kizakomeza, kandi Amurchik muri Mittens ashyushye azashyiramo imyambi aho bibaye ngombwa.
Ndashaka rwose ko hari ukuntu bisohoza inzozi zanjye igihe kirekire - kugira ngo mutegure n'umuhungu wanjye "umwaka mushya." Igitekerezo cyaje kuri njye amezi atandatu ashize. Umwaka utaha nzagerageza kubishyira mubikorwa neza. Azayikunda kubashizwe imbere ya TV hamwe nubutumwa bwa Kola baskov, uwagabye, Olivier "hamwe nicyifuzo cyifuzo mubirahuri munsi yintambara ya cimes. Ngiyo ishingiro: Ugiye kumugoroba ku ya 31 Ukuboza, fata umufuka w'impano zasaruwe mbere (jya uhitamo gusa abumva), kwicara mu modoka hanyuma ukugenda.
Mu ruzinduko. Kurugero, murugo rwonsa rwegereye. Ntushobora no kwiyumvisha, nkuko Batuli na sogokuru bazishimira gusurwa. Gusa hamwe nubuyobozi, uzumva kandi iki kibazo (nkuko mbizi, hamagara bihagije hanyuma ushake uruhushya rwo gusurwa no kwerekana impano). Cyangwa utegure ibiruhuko kubatishoboye mugihe cyumuryango waho nurubyiruko (nkibyo biri mubice byose). Mube byiza kugera ku kigo cy'imfubyi - kugira ngo ubone umunezero mu maso y'abana, abantu bose basusurutsa no guhobera muri iri joro. Urashobora kuvugana na Fondasiyo y'Ubumazi yaho kandi yateje kuba Santa Claus cyangwa Umukobwa wa shelegi, wataha mu ijoro ryabanjirije ibiruhuko. Muri make, uyu mushinga uri muri gahunda, kandi rwose ndabishyira mubikorwa mumyaka iri imbere.
"Wowe ubwawe uzashobora kwita ku minsi mikuru, ntukemere ko ibintu byose bikazana ibiruhuko byose"
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Umwe mukundana wanjye yigeze guhura numwaka mushya mu ndege. Mubisanzwe kubera ko indege zumwaka mushya zihenze cyane, ariko ni ibiciro bya 31 Ukuboza kumatike yindege. Umukobwa mu mukobwa yavuze ko aribwo buryo bumwe bwose - we gusa utandukana n'uwo bashakanye maze ategura ubwabo inama idasanzwe y'ikiruhuko: Tora muri Tayilande kandi ivuza induru "Umwaka mushya muhire!" Mu gihe abantu batamenyereye rwose bafite uburebure bunini, buguruka ku isi. Yiyemereye ko ashaka ko hari ukuntu asubiramo, kuko byari bimeze mu buryo bw'ubuma. Sinigeze mfata icyemezo kuri ubwo bushakashatsi, ariko byose birashoboka.
Kandi kandi (kandi iyi niyo nzira yanyuma) - urashobora guhura numwaka mushya ... wenyine. Yego! Kuki? Nzi ko mu baturage bamwe kuri interineti bamaze kugaragara "inama ya clubs × 2018 mu bwigunge." Umwe muri bo yitwa "Ikipe yafunguye kubadashaka guhitamo uko bizihiza umwaka mushya." Urabizi, hariho buzz runaka. Ntugomba kwigira styling no kwambara imyenda ya nimugoroba, ntukeneye guteka salade hanyuma utekereze kuburyo inyama mu kigero ntizitwikwa. Ukorera byose wenyine: Imboshye, utuje kandi upimirwa. Amaherezo, usigaye murugo, urashobora gusinzira no mu gitondo cyakurikiyeho, bitandukanye cyane, wumve ko ukomeye kandi usa neza. Witondere kwiguba impano, yego, ibyo uhora wifuza. Ntukikize wenyine. Kurikiza firime zumwaka mushya hanyuma urebe Eva umwaka mushya. Nibyo, kandi ntuzibagirwe kubyerekeye imigani nshya yumwaka mushya. Ndabasenga. Cyane cyane "Morozko" na "amezi cumi n'abiri." Ahandi hantu hasigaye muri uru rubanza birashobora kuba urugendo mu mujyi rwagati cyangwa mu karere gakundwa. Ubwiza! Tangira inama yumwaka mushya hamwe nurupapuro rusukuye muburyo busanzwe. Urashobora gukora "ikibaho cyifuzo", byerekana ejo hazaza heza mubintu bishimishije. Ntiwibagirwe - Ijoro riratangaje!
... Amaherezo, nzabivuga. Gusa urashobora kwita kuminsi mikuru, ntukemere ko ibintu byose byangiza ibiruhuko byose. Ba kubwubyiza - kandi ibibi byose bisiga umwaka usohoka!