Ati: "Umunyabyaha watanzwe wagaragaye kuri ecran ya terefone. Amagambo ahinnye y'umuryango wa Leta w'Abasoviyeti "Ubumwe bw'abakozi b'imikino ngororamubiri", kuko bidashoboka ko bihuriye n'ibishushanyo, Cabbage hamwe no gukina umuvandimwe mukuru yakinnye buri gihe. Mubyukuri, niyo mpamvu mugihe ijambo ryinyuguti eshatu rigaragara kuri terefone igendanwa, rishobora kwerekana gusa ubwoba buzaza mu mahugurwa, yiteguye gutunganya umukobwa wanjye w'imfura. Ariko, iki gihe ibintu byose byari bibi cyane.
- Papula! - ijwi kavukire ryumvikanye. Kwibanda cyane kuri "I", umpaye ubwoko bwa Papula ", butangwa mu myaka mike ishize, yakoresheje amaduka ashize akoreshwa mu maduka ya chanel na Louis Vuitton kuri Avenitton, aho muri imwe mu mazu, natetse, nkuraho umwana a inzu imwe. Ntabwo nafata ikintu na kimwe mu buzima bwanjye, cyane cyane ku mwana, ariko we na Mama beste (iri jambo, cyangwa "inabali, baje kundeba mu mutwe uko bagura diyama nyuma yo gusoza), kandi Benshi mugore wanjye na nyina hafi ya bana banjye bose, barabishimangira. Urabona, burigihe hariho rusange kumugaragaro yishimye, bityo umukobwa agenda kumuhanda ntazatera ubwoba. Isabune. Hano.
- Papula! - Parisan Echo yongeye. - Ndashaka kukumenyesha muri Nicolas.
Muri iyi ngingo, mu biro, umunyamabanga wa Christina yinjijwe hamwe n'umuhanga mukuru w'umunyamategeko. Kubona mu maso hanjye, kubera impamvu runaka nasuzumye byose hamwe na Shirinka ye, na Christina, umugongo, nka fashiste, nka faeciste mirongo ine na kane wa kane, wasimbutse mucyumba.
Ikigaragara ni uko inkuru yacu yambere yabaye kuri cumi na bitanu. Nyuma y'ibyumweru bitatu nyuma yibyo, nduzuye mbere yo gukundana numusore, yari amaze kwirukanwa agasuzuguro, kandi sinabonye amafoto ye. Nyuma yibyo, gusa urusemburo rwo kubaho nkubwoko butandukanye bwinkwazi zubwenegihugu butandukanijwe, ariko ntibongera. Nyuma yimyaka ine, hari iterambere. Irashobora kugaragara, yahise igira ingaruka mu maso yanjye.
- Yego, aratangaje, urabikunda rwose. Shyira. Ibi birakomeye cyane. Hamwe na Anton ntagereranywa. Nibyo, tumaze kugusenya igihe kirekire, kandi ntabwo byagaruwe. Gutegereza. Ndasomana, Papusik, Nkunda. Muraho Mama.
Kuva mu cyuho n'ubwoko bwa Anton yanyuze iruhande rwanjye, nahisemo kwibanda kuri Nicola. Nyina ... Muri make, nyina yari azi nkuko nari mbizi. Nibyiza, birashoboka gato. Umuhungu yari arengeje imyaka irindwi, akora nk '"umwirondoro" muri club ya siporo kandi yateguraga kuza ahantu runaka ku majwi. Ababyeyi bapfuye baiyabes baheruka nta munyu kandi babaga mu kibaya runaka cy'intara cy'Ubufaransa bw'Ubugingo bwazimiye, mu mujyi runaka wa Urupinville. Inzozi. Amabereri mashya ya silicone kugirango moderi ya shokora ya milka yari ikenewe no kumenyana niyi "nicolas cyangwa imbuga". Nahisemo gutekereza kuri aya makuru mu myidagaduro, mvugisha, buhoro, na Flew kugera i Paris ubutaha.
Umwana yavuze ko bakunda amashuri, kandi concinerge yantegetse ku mugoroba ameza muri mugenzi wanjye mukunzi wanjye "Laupole".
Imikino ngororamubiri yakandaga gushakisha igihe kinini izunguza ukuboko agerageza gusobanura uburyo yishimye. Igihe umusereri yabitegetse, Nicolas yakomeje kugerageza kubuzwa, ambaza ati: "Niki wifuza kuryoherwa hano, muri aya matara azwi, Mont Shee Papa popa popassiyumu. Nicolas yahuje ibirahuri bibiri byuzuye kandi byishimye gato. Yagumye afite inyungu zo kureba ibibera ...
Kuri desert, namenye byinshi "bisekeje" kandi ndabivuga, Gishya. Bamaze kubona amezi atandatu, kandi bikurura isi yose; Yagumye kuryama hafi ya "Chanel" gusa ku wa gatanu, kubera ko bidakenewe kubyuka kare ku wa gatandatu; Itsembabwoko ni ibiruhuko kimwe na Hanukka, ariko hafi yumwaka mushya; Kumenyana numukobwa wanjye byabereye kuri podiyumu; Mu mpeshyi bashaka kuguruka i Moscou. Narahiye ko na mama yibuka ko yari ategereje gutegereza Pokany isanzwe - nkunda byose. Babishaka, simbizi. Noneho nicolas yahinduye ikintu kijyanye n'ubukwe. Cyanide Bridegi ntabwo yatwaye ibintu byose, nuko umusore yagombaga gusobanura imigenzo myinshi yumuryango. Mu miryango yose isanzwe, urusoro ruba umwana mugihe cyo kubyara, mumuryango wacu urusoro rugenda mubintu bishya gusa mugihe cyo gufungura biro yubuvugizi. Kugeza icyo gihe, abahuririza kandi papa ashinzwe byose. Muri icyo gihe, birakenewe kuzirikana ko ku bumuga bwo gutabara mu buzima bwite bw'isoro, papa w'Abayahudi angana na mama usanzwe kandi usanzwe.
Dessert nicolas ntiyigeze kurya. Yahagaze imbere ye kandi akajya buhoro buhoro tuh. Umukobwa wicaye iruse, nkumupayiniya wUmupayiniya, atayigeze abona rimwe mubuzima, ariko amaso ye asuka aseka. Nyuma yikawa, nategetse icupa rya Dom Pérignon kwizihiza abaziranye. Nicolas yazuwe, numva utegura imyigaragambyo mumutima wigitsinarigisigi ...
Indi minota makumyabiri nasabye konti.
Igihe Maitre D'Hotel yazanye urupapuro rwerekeye ifeza, nambaraga amanota yanjye kuri njye, asunika amanota kuri Nicolas cyangwa Urukiko na Milo yagize ati: "Ntushobora kwiyumvisha ukuntu mpura urubyiruko ! "
Umukwe hari ukuntu yabaye make kandi, wasangaga, yari ku ntebe. Yatekereje ku nkuru ye y'uburusiya, nk'umuntu wahamwe n'icyaha - igihano, agerageza kubona hariya bikubiye mu kirego cya casation. Ntabwo bari. Umucamanza yabayeho kandi afite uburambe ...
Nabonye gukubita ukuguru ndamenya ko niba ndamutse mgurisha ibihe bike cyane, ifunguro rya nimugoroba rishobora kurangirana nibisubizo byica kuri "Simulator".
- Ndashobora, nicolas, niba ubishaka, kuguza. Kugeza ejo, nabwiye Marshal Zhukov ubwo gusinya Berlin.
Nicolas yavuze ikintu nka "Yego, yego?" Maze agwa umutwe muri dessert. Nafashe umwanzuro, nahisemo salade yacu, mpitanya amafaranga.
Uwahoze ari Klyusharin yagiye kumpamagara muri hoteri. Mu nzira, umfashe cyane kandi utankuye ku rutugu rwa se, yambajije ikintu kuri Nicola.
Navuze nti: "Umusore mwiza." - Nakundaga cyane. Reka tube inshuti.
Umukobwa araseka avuga ko ibintu byose byunvikana, kandi ndi umuhanga. Ko yasobanukiwe kandi akomeza kuba ibanga rye. Porogaramu ya kabiri yasanzwe yashishikarizwa.
Igitondo cyegereye mugitondo cya "George V" narwanye nicyifuzo cyo kurya ibikoni byose kuva mu gitebo hamwe nibimenyetso bibabaje bya sadism. Nashakaga guhamagara Nicolas nsaba Lavasik yaho muri hoteri. Kuri "Papa" azasubiza nyuma. Amaherezo, gutakaza intambara ya buns, narahagurutse ntitwahamagaye.
Ku kibuga cy'indege natwayega mu bihe byinshi.
Ku ya gatanu nyuma y'amezi atanu kugeza ku kiruhuko cy'itandatu, ku ya saa sita kumeza, terefone hamwe ninzandiko zimenyerewe za StD zagaragaye munsi yifoto nkunda.
- Papoly! - yarangije ijwi rye kavukire. - Unkeneye byihutirwa. Jean-Claude - Nta mbaraga! Ari mwiza cyane, ariko ananiwe, sinzongera kuba nkiriho! Kandi ntacyo ufite cyo gutwara! Ndagusaba - kuguruka, kurya hamwe. Ishami ni ryiza. Noneho ndashobora kwibeshya? Gusomana. Kuramya. Gutegereza. Kugeza. Muraho Mama. Zana ikintu kiryoshye.
Kristina yategetse amatike yerekeza i Paris. Kandi natekereje ko ari ngombwa kugura ikintu kugirango ukore ikintu cyumwaka mushya. Nubwo bimeze bityo, bikonje icyarimwe byabaye nka xerox. "
Alexander yawe Dobrovinsky