Russian abroad: rest with Italian flavor

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Oh, well, okay who I cheat! I would have a full-fledged Italian holidays, for nothing to emerge from wine and olive oil for the sake of work. But at once again we are on your wife on vacation, which I call forced need. Our youngest is almost a year and seven and it is recommended to her sea air and good fruits. So I told our therapist, and his wife was warmly supported. Of course, I asked if it was impossible to find all this in the Baltic States, but I looked at me as a squealed, and now we are again in the south of Italy, where we are living in the children's schedule.

I suspect that the club of those who do not have ardent feelings for rest on the Apennines could become one of the most small organizations in the world, but I would have signed up there. I can do nothing with me, I like more where there is no siesta. And, as it turned out, some Italians too. At least one of them, named Andrea, was with us next door. Eleven months a year, he spends in Modena in the office of his design bureau, and the parents arrive in Kalabria and the parents appear and practice in hatred for southerners. Andrea, like a senor from the industrial north, is terribly dissatisfied with endless sest, slowness and chatty of Calabrian.

However, once the desire to stick his nose in other people's business turned out to be very useful, because the result was the arrest of Russian mafiosi. As I was told, in the role of Russian mafiosi there were people from the former Southern Union republics. They shot the house in the village and fed perfectly on the facekontrol. But led love for a beautiful life. Local immediately hated their Porsche Cayenne, complained to the police about the noise from this monster, the Carabinierre decided to look at the "strange Russian", and soon it turned out that someone was true in the wanted list. "It was immediately clear," Andrea said confidently. - Is it possible to earn honest hard work on such a car? " I thought that it would be nice to consult on this occasion with Leroy Kudryavtseva, which seems to be the same car.

The girls who would make a ler excellent company campaigns were found on the beach. They decided to escape from Moscow there, where there are no tourists in general and Russians in particular. And first thought that everything turned out. So far, one "Italian" did not approach them and in good Russian did not ask how he was resting here. Day ago On the beach, the girlfriend was quite loud discussing her figure and the likelihood of breast increasing operation.

We and your wife on the beach are not up to gossip - kids require too much attention. But when they sleep, we can poisonize. In neighboring houses in Russian neither Belmes. We checked.

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