How to behave in the year of the snake?

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Astrologers, consulted in serpentologists, nutritionists and stylists, found out how to celebrate the New Year, so that the snake was satisfied. According to their agent intelligence, the future patronage of the year with a special joy will react to women who have chosen for New Year's night a long tight outfit of black, green, purple or blue flowers from sparkling or transfusing fabric. From accessories, silver, white gold or pearls are best suitable. Men will have to forget about the desire to relax at least once a year and, in order to felt the snake, put on the festival tie, in common, called "Delubts".

Covering on the table, feed mice or grasshoppers is not at all. But it is better not to forget to put dishes from rabbit and fish - some of the favorite delicacies of these reptiles. Gourmets can please the frogs, and vegetarians are allowed to eat eggs, caviar and rolls with cucumbers and marine algae. In the matter of selection of beverages, recommendations are unreasonable: everyone knows what and how much. Chief Council: Do not move so as not to fall to the level of the snake, that is, a crawling condition - such a wide gesture the patronage of the year will not appreciate.

Stop afraid

Snakes became many times the main characters of various films. Unfortunately, mostly horrors. But fortunately, with a peculiar happy endom. People - Well, yes, not all, but the most courageous - always overlook the top of these reptiles. As, for example, Jennifer Lopez in the picture "Anaconda" (1997) or Stephen Baldwin in the Thrink Thriller (2005). The plot of both films is deployed in the forests of Amazon, and both tapes also starred in Brazil. The film crews were horrified by the prospects to carry cameras and other equipment by sisite snakes jungle, but, as you know from reliable sources, during the filming, not a single person and no animal suffered.

Poles in 1987, deciding to give the Soviet response to the Hollywood Indiana Jones, removed the adventure picture "Running the Snake Valley". And they showed that even a simple professor in the execution of Krzyshtof Colterger almost without difficulty can cope not only with a bunch of poisonous reptiles, but also with a huge snake from Paper-Masha.

And Hollywood, who revealed the creep war in the triller "Snake Flight" (2006), forced to deal with them the FBI agent in the face of Samuel L. Jackson. However, the prudent actor, at the conclusion of the contract, agreed that none of the 450 snakes in the film would not approach him closer than eight meters. After that, easily took the top over the poisonous invaders of the aircraft greeting it in the frame using computer graphics.

Make friends

But there are very pretty individuals among the snakes. The main thing is also to find an approach to them, and then they will patronize you in the new year. If a friend Mowgli Python Kaa is not called an earthen worm, he will protect from Banderlogov, Sherhan and other jungle predators - both forest and stone. If I am happy with the voice of Vasily Livananov from the cartoon series "38 Parrots", which has a thought and he thinks it, ask for this thought to share, then you can learn a lot of interesting things.

Yes, and the Master of Viper from the cartoon "Kung Fu Panda" is one of the most kind and sympathizer participants of a frantic five, which came up over and quickly became friends with him. She is the owner of the voice of Lucy Liu in the English-language version and Anna Semenovich in Russian translation - will be able to teach the combat sty of the snake, strength, accuracy and beauty of the blow. Even Jake Greophechka is the main villain in the cartoon "Rango" - not so bad, as it could seem at the beginning. This worst Wild West Bandster with a tail-machine and speeches of Ivan Okhlobystin is able to recognize his mistakes and remove the hat to a worthy opponent. So if you do not give slack, you have a seamless and a good sense of humor, like chameleon rango, then even a rattle snake comes true.

However, it is best to sell the last "pinzhak with pockets", buy a snake. Suddenly, as in the cartoon "Magic Ring," she will be the daughter of the serpentine king and will give in gratitude the ring that all desires perform. Indeed, for the new year, and the year of the snake, including that he wanted ...

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