The conversation has a little nervous. And it is not surprising, because it was about buying champagne in a completely wrong time for such a transaction. Two bohemian species of the nymphs hardly kept the balance on their "Labuthens" and breathed in the face of the tired saleswoman of a small store with fragrances of secular parties with open bars.
- Madame, we need two bottles of champagne.
- It's too late, I can sell only beer.
- Madame, do we look like girls who drink beer?
"I can't sell champagne, a police comes here.
- Madame, are we like those who work in the police?
As a result, the fortress fell, and "Labutene" cuties dragged with them two bottles, with a terrible noise, opening one of them directly on the verge of a trading point. In the morning, they, most likely, got bitterly in the fact that they chose a warm semi-sweet, and scolded unprincipled trade workers, but at night, without any doubt, the girls were on top of bliss.
I have a suspicion that the new year in its unusual aura is mainly obliged. It was the cotton, with whom the plug comes out of the bottle, heralds that all our experiences about that we have time or do not have time to buy everything and cook, as well as the last fear, no matter how pleased the plug in the chandelier and do not pour all the festive glade, Already behind. And no other drink is capable of carrying out a similar border with the same glitter. It is amazing, but even liquids imitating champagne can work. On the set of New Year's programs, a playful atmosphere appears quite often, despite the fact that only wine glasses are reminded about champagne - inside the color of the lemonade. One familiar teleproducer always advocated the purity of the experiment and bought a real alcohol on the shooting, but he chose such a borde that even people from the crowd could not swallow it. As a result - all the time full glasses, not a single drunk on the site and nevertheless crazy brilliance in the eyes of those present.
However, people, proudly host themselves with wine critics, do not believe in any sparkling magic. Some reluctantly recognize the champagne tool from the bad mood, the other firing nose and call this drink "swept grapes", hinting that it has a very superficial attitude. Pathetic handful of snobs. Some "Petrus" (or that they usually praise) can be part of a luxurious lunch or brighten the evening of a difficult day. But for the holiday he has nothing to do. The holiday should sparkle, shine and even bud. I first felt all this in elementary school. The classmates who lived next door, first of January staged a kind of children's matinee, and a dad girl (apparently not to drink in one person) poured first-graders in a small glass of Soviet. Of course, there was no intoxication and in risen, but the unusual taste was covered in memory so hard that I remember it three more than a dozen years.
One familiar is no longer the first time celebrates New Year in the same maiden company. All of them are middle-aged, miles, quite successful and are looking for foreign princes. Celebrate on all the rules. New Year's promises in the spirit of Bridget Jones, burning paper, ash in champagne and everything in such a spirit. "I actually do not believe in this esoteric," says my friend. - But with a good pop, it is ready to endure and snack in the form of ashes. " By the way, these ladies also have a very reverent attitude. Only men's society, so no "widows", instead of them - "Moet", "Don" and their buddy "Crystal".
And I, apparently, again spend the magic night in a female society. Now I have three ladies, and taking into account the fact that younger than just a year with a little, our esoteric experiments will be very short. Although psychologists advise to the New Year promises to treat more than seriously. Do not borrow, live by means, postpone the children for education ... I already feel like new wrinkles appear on my forehead. Immediately spill witchcraft! Holiday greetings!