Ngizama ukuzola, kepha ngasikhathi sinye ngiyavuma ukuthi ukwethuka kungokwemvelo isimo sethu lapho kuziwa empilweni. Noma kunjalo: Uma sipha, kuzodingeka ubhekane nodokotela. Futhi labo, okungenani abangamashumi amane, bangaphikisana nabo bonke umthwalo wemfanelo ezikhungweni zethu zezokwelapha lapho ababona odokotela abaningi kakhulu ethonyeni likaGeorge Clooney, uHugh Laurie noma u-Ivan Okhlobystin, endaweni ephansi.
"Owesifazane onothile onoshokoledi ushokoledi ngesandla ngendlela yami yokuphila engenampilo!" - Bele realice burea engokomzimba ngemuva kokuhambela lesi sifunda, lapho aveze khona izikhalazo zokwelapha e-Autumn Handra. "Le Jerk yathi zonke izinkathazo zami zivela emifino!" - I-Mastydnser ichotshozwa, okuvikelekile kwayo, ngokusobala, kwakukhathele kahle ngemikhawulo nezimali ezivulekile. "Ngacabanga, ukuhlanza emnyango kwenzeka ukusho okuthile, kodwa waba yisifunda sobuntwana futhi wayesefuna ukwenza ingane!" - Umama wayethukuthele iminyaka eminingi yesipiliyoni sempi ngohlelo lwezempilo lwezingane. Kuwo wonke amacala amathathu, nginikine ikhanda ngobuqotho ikhanda lami, wazulazula ezandleni zami futhi wakholwa wonke amagama. Mina ngokwami ngafunwa ngenkohliso ukulalela ukubhala phansi njengentokozo, kepha uhlelo oluqinisekisiwe lodokotela kanye nomthengisi wangasese omamatheka, othembisa ukuthi konke kuzolunga manje.
Mhlawumbe, kungenzeka, futhi kwesinye isikhathi udinga ukubheka labo abakhazimulayo kakhulu, ukuxilondela kwawo kunengqondo ukwethemba. Kepha kukhanya okunjalo kuvame ukuba matasa kakhulu, kunezinkanyezi ezingenakuphikwa njengezinkanyezi ze-pop, futhi ngeke sikufihle, zibize. Ngandlela-thile ngakwazi ukujwayelana nodokotela omangalisayo. Engxoxweni yangasese, le ntokazi nayo ikhanye, kepha isivele ezigulini. Uthe uhhafu wabo kudingeka kudokotela wezifo zengqondo, kepha akakwazi ukuwathumela kuye, kukhulu kakhulu. Ngokuvamile, sonke sikhona psychos, futhi izilonda zethu eziningi zichazwa yilokhu. Kodwa-ke, siyawazi amalungelo ethu: Ngiyakhokha izintela futhi ngifuna inhlolovo ephezulu kakhulu futhi angidingi ukunquma ama-sedatives!
Kungacatshangwa ukuthi ebudlelwaneni bethu nomuthi, kube khona kudala, lapho kudalwa khona u-Angelina Jolie Pitt, okungukuthi okumangazayo okuvelayo. Futhi izidakamizwa ezivela "kokugula" okunjalo kungenzeka ukuthi azikasungulwa. Yize abanye beluleka ukuthi engeza i-irony encane enempilo. Isibonelo, ukuqala ingubo yabahlengikazi egumbini lokulala lomndeni elihlonishwayo.