Ngasizathu simbe, kwabonakala kimi ukuthi inkinga ibizwa ngokuthi "Nginamafutha" ungena esikhathini esedlule. Okungenani iminyaka embalwa edlule, imithombo yezindaba yephrofayili ibonakala ibonakala ibonakala, ishubhu lapho kwenzeka inkathi ejabulisayo yosayizi we-plus kanye nokukhaphela i-anathema yamamodeli wesikhumba. Amabhulogi ngokudla akhazinyuliswa injabulo yempilo, futhi nonjiniyela bonodoli abadumile emhlabeni banikezela amamodeli afana nabantu.
Kungacatshangwa ukuthi yonke le mibono enengqondo noma yezombusazwe kufanele ikhonge. Futhi, mhlawumbe, ikhonsoli kuze kube yilapho i-Starleton elandelayo ibeka isithombe sayo eBikini ku-Instagram. Futhi nansi imfundiso emfushane yempilo ethule ngefomethi yobukhulu be-Plus yawa ngaphambili. Kuyavela ukuthi kunomhlaba lapho ubukhulu buncipha khona kuphela, futhi kulomhlaba baphuza ubushelelezi ekulweni nalesi sikhathi lapho siqhekeka lapha ngaphansi kwejazi loboya. Hhayi-ke, kwaqala: "Bancane futhi bancane, futhi nami ...".
Noma yimuphi umuntu oshadile ngezikhathi ezithile eba ngufakazi wale mishamy hysterics. Vele, sizama ukududuza, bathi, umzimba usithanda kakhulu kunodokotela. Noma ngalesi sikhathi, ngoba esinye isizathu uMeamusa shorts sanoma yiluphi uhlobo lokudla olunempilo luyakhunjulwa ukuthi indlela yokuziphatha kahle nendlala akuyona indlela elungile kunazo zonke yokuphila edla ukudla okuhlala njalo, kanye nesifiso sokuthola isibalo semodeli nhlobo Izindleko zingaba nentshisekelo kudokotela wezengqondo. Futhi amantombazane ayazi kahle lokhu, kepha ngaphambi kokuba amaholide alandelayo asebusika aqala ukuxoxa ngemenyu ebulalayo kaKhisimusi, bese kuthi izindlela zokuqeda imiphumela yaso.
Okuthile lokhu kufana nombuthano ononya ongenathemba, kodwa, ngombono wami, kukhona indlela yokuphuma. Ukuba nethemba elinjalo kuya njalo ukungivakashela emazweni aseMedithera. Ngeke ngibhale nezinzuzo zalokho okubizwa ngokuthi ukudla lapho, ngoba akukukhulu kangako ekudleni njengokuphathelene naye. LabaseNingizimune nalabaseSoutherners bakufuna njalo i-Culinary Orgasm nokuthi yingakho ukudla okuyikheni nemikhiqizo eseqediwe yenqabe ngokuqinile. Ngakho-ke sasizozifundela ukugcwala. Bese uqala ukukhuphula izitebhisi ze-Culinary: kusuka ebhiya ngama-chips okubhakelwa amazambane abhakwe ngewayini, kusuka kuma-margarine avela e-olivier amakhekhe, futhi uma kungenzeki ngaphandle komphefumlo - khona-ke Ulimi, i-crayfish kanye ne-mayonesi yasekhaya.
Ngendlela, ngosuku lukaValentine ngokudla, awukwazi ukuhlakanipha ikakhulukazi. Kuvinjelwe ngokukhazimula nangokobulili. Imikhonzo yamaholide!