Bheka impilo nomzali njengoba kudingeka ukuhlekisa. Akunandaba noma uzama kangakanani, ngeke kube umama ofanele, futhi akunangqondo ukuxosha lesi sihloko. Esikhundleni salokho, uzothola ama-neuroses kusuka ekuqaleni, okuzosiza ingane. Kodwa-ke, kunezinto ezibalulekile, ukhohlwa ukuthi yikuphi okungelona iqiniso - kuzokutshela ngabo ngendlela ehlekisayo yemikhandlu elimazayo, futhi ngemuva kwalokho kuzonikeza izincomo eziwusizo zemfundo ye-CHAD.
"Yekani Ukumemeza!"
Amanga: Uma ingane yakho iqala ukumemeza endaweni yomphakathi, imemezele ukuphendula! Ungavumeli ingane ukukhulisa izwi ngaphezu kwakho. Uma, ngaphezu kwalokho, wachitha amanzi noma anezingubo ezihlekisayo, khumbuza, ukuthi ikhula kanjani izandla. Futhi ukuphikisana nebhande noma ukushaya ingane yakho ngempela - ngento enhle.
Iqiniso: Izingane azikwazi ukushaya. Alikho icala elilodwa elithethelela ngokuhlaselwa maqondana nalena owahlelile nezinye izinyanga eziyi-9 ezigqokwa ngaphansi kwezinhliziyo zethu. Eminyakeni engu-1-3, izingane zivame ukuveza imizwa yazo ngokukhala, ngoba akuzona zonke izinkinga zabo ezingachaza ngamazwi. Izingane ezindala zimemeza lapho abantu abadala bengazinaki ngokuhleleka. Uma ingane ine-hysteria, kufanele wehlise umoya ngokwakho, uhlale phansi ekuphakameni kokukhula kwakhe, Shaya amahlombe akho ngezandla nezwi elithambile lokulithulisa. Okokuqala, ingane kungenzeka ingakunakekeli, kepha ngemuva kwemizuzu embalwa yehle. Inketho yesibili ukuphazamisa ingane entweni ethile ukuthi ingahle ithandeke kuye: Phakamisa ukukhuluma ocingweni nobaba noma ugogo, hamba ngaphezu kwe-ayisikhilimu noma uhambe ukuyogibela i-scooter. Kumuntu ngamunye okudingeka ukhethe indlela yomuntu ngamunye - ufunda ngokuhamba kwesikhathi, utholakale enolwazi lwabazali.
I-Hysteria ingamiswa ngokukholisa noma ngokuphazamisa i-Maneuver
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"Ungukunwebeka okufanayo nanjengeyihlo!"
Amanga: Kuyiqiniso, ingane konke kuhamba phambili kumama, futhi okubi kakhulu kutholakala kubo kusuka kubaba. Kukuwe, ingqondo yakhe nobuhle, nakumuntu kuthiwani? Yilolo slurry nokungabaza ukufunda. Ngecala ngalinye elifanele, khumbuza, yiziphi izici ezingezinhle zomlingiswa onomzali wazo wesibili. Ngasikhathi sinye, ungakhumbula ukwedlula umamezala wakho wazihlukanisa nawo wonke uRodney kumyeni wakhe.
Iqiniso: Awuphelele - futhi unezici ezimbalwa ezingezinhle ingane ezingazuza ifa. Manje-ke kungani udweba isithombe esingesihle sikaYihlo ekhanda lakhe? Lapho ukhuluma amabinzana acasulayo anjalo, kunalokho ekwenziweni kwengane kuzokwakha inhlangano yebaba = loser. Noma ubudlelwano nendoda bungazange buphume, bavale umlomo enqabeni lapho ufuna ukumhlambalaza futhi nezihlobo eziseduzane kakhulu naye. Ingane kufanele izikhethe, yona yona ukusekela ubudlelwano, yakha umbono wayo wabantu, abangaxhomekile ekuhlolweni kwakho.
"Sesinehora lesiNgisi, ngezintathu - isifundo sokudansa ..."
Amanga: Bhala ingane kuwo wonke amakilasi asesikhungweni esiseduze sentuthuko. IsiNgisi esivela kuma-diapers - impela lokho okudingekayo enganeni enonyaka ubudala. Yebo, kuphi ngaphandle kwe-akhawunti nokufunda? Ingane engomakhelwane eseminyakeni yakhe emi-3 isivele ifunda izinkondlo zebhulokhi ngenhliziyo, futhi usafunda izinkondlo uBarto! Ungakhohlwa ukuthumela yonke impumelelo ekuxhumaneni nomphakathi - ngoba kulokhu, uya emakilasini, akunjalo?
Iqiniso: Yekani ukuqhathanisa ingane yakho nabanye futhi uqhubeke nokucasulwa kwabanye omama. Imvamisa, impumelelo yezingane iqala labo abangakwazi ukuziqhayisa ngempilo yabo ethokozisayo. Lapho ukhetha amakilasi angeziwe, wazi isilinganiso - izikhathi ezingaphezu kuka-3-4 ngesonto ukuya kwimibuthano kanye nezingxenye azikufanele. Khetha umdlalo owodwa nohlobo olulodwa lobuqambi ozovakashela ingane. Ngokutadisha ngolunye ulimi, kubiza ukumelana neminyaka engu-4-5, lapho ingane eyanele izonqoba i-lexicon yolimi lwendabuko futhi izokwazi ukusungula izixhumanisi phakathi kwamagama aseRussia nesiNgisi.
Gqoka umbala oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka akukho okubi kakhulu kune-pink
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"Pink, uyinkosazana!"
Amanga: Khumbuza nsuku zonke indodakazi ukuthi uyintombazane, ngakho-ke akufanele ikhuphuke izihlahla futhi idlale ukubanjwa egcekeni - "indodakazi kamama" ingcono. Ungakhohlwa ukubuza ukuthi unomkhwenyana enkulisa nokuthi zingaki izingane afuna ukuba nazo esikhathini esizayo. Gqoka kuphela opinki, ngoba amantombazane angempela akhetha lo mbala - okokugqoka kaGamma okuluhlaza akukufanele ukuthenga.
Iqiniso: Imfundo yengane akufanele ichaze phansi. Umsebenzi oyinhloko womzali onothando ukukhulisa ingane ejabule, ezoba yinhle kwabanye ngokuhle, kepha ungakhohlwa ngezifiso nezidingo zakho. Kusukela eminyakeni yokuqala, akudingekile ukukhuthaza le ntombazane mayelana nokuthi umgomo oyinhloko wempilo yakhe kuzoba ukuqhubeka komshado onomusa nophumelelayo. Vumela kwenziwe ku-sphere ukuthi izokhetha - futhi ukukhetha kuqala ngezingubo. Ingane kufanele inqume ukuthi ufuna ukugqoka. Futhi yebo, yekani ukubiza indodakazi "inkosazana" - isimo sezulu ngeke sikwenze. Kungcono ukufundisa inhlonipho yakhe - le nzuzo izoba ngaphezulu kakhulu.
Ngeshwa, abazali abavela ezigabeni nge "Amanga" atholakala ngokoqobo nsuku zonke. Funda emaphutheni abo futhi ufundise ingane ngaphandle kwe-cliché nezitembu ekhanda lakho.