U-Alexander Medvedev, owaziwa ngaphansi kwe-pseudonym shura, isibalo simibalabala. Izingubo ezingathandeki, izicathulo zeplatifomu kanye nokungabikho kwamazinyo angaphambili kudonsela umphakathi ungaphansi kwemininingwane yezwi. Ngendlela, ayikho imfundo yomculo kumculi. Ama-nugget abambe amayunivesithi abo ezindaweni zokudlela lapho ahlabelela khona eminyakeni eyishumi nantathu. Ubuciko u-Alexander bathola kugogo wakhe, okwakuyigazi likaGypsy futhi ngenza izithandani ezenziwa ngokumangazayo. I-albhamu yomndeni yohlu lomndeni, uShura wakhuluma ngokuthi ungasusa kanjani umlutha wezidakamizwa, umdlavuza ohluliwe nama-paskic amahle kaKaas.
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1. Ngineminyaka eyishumi nantathu. EMoscow, ngiyahamba - ngiya eRiga ngezifundo zokuklama. Singasho ukuthi iMoscow ngathandana noswidi wokuqala. Lapho ngineminyaka emihlanu, ngangezwa ngebhokisi lamaswidi e-chocolate ngesithombe seKremlin. Ngayiyisa egcekeni, ngaphatha abafana. Ngemuva kwalokho unqume isivalo ngesithombe bese ulenga phezu kombhede wakhe. Ngathi nakanjani ngizohlala kulo muzi. Futhi iphupho lagcwaliseka.
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2. Ipaki ephakathi nedolobha laseNovosibirsk, lapho ubuntwana bami kanye nentsha lwadlula khona. Isikhathi esijabulisayo kakhulu. Kusukela eminyakeni eyishumi nantathu ngicule ezindaweni zokudlela, ngithole imali futhi ngishaye abafana ekilasini lami ukuze ngijabule epaki. Sahamba, sagibela ama-carousels, sadla ama-kebabs. Angikaze ngizisole ngemali kwezokuzijabulisa, ezihlotsheni zami, abangane.
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3. Lokhu yimi ekotishi emngane wami omuhle uNatasha. Ngiyithanda kakhulu le ndawo eduze kwaseMoscow. Imvamisa siphumula lapha, gazinga Kebabs, yenza izindlebe. Yebo, yebo ngiyakuthanda ukucabanga ngakho. Lezi ziwundlu zingaphandle kwama-ceramic. Wake wacabanga ukuthi bayaphila? Ha ha ha.
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4. Nginogogo wakho Ukholo uMikhailovna - osondele kakhulu futhi othandwa yimi ngomuntu. Wayengisekela njalo, wanginika isibusiso sakhe, nemali yazo zonke izinto zami. Ugogo Gypsy igazi futhi wahlabelela ezothando ezinhle. Wayesenesiketi, egcotshwe emithonjeni engamashumi amane, emaphethelweni ama-corks avela emabhodleleni. Lapho ugogo ehamba, isiketi saduma njengethamborini.
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5. Ukudubula ngohlelo oluthile lwe-TV. Bengingumgcini we-TV. Sekukonke, nganginezithombe eziyishumi nambili zabesifazane. Ngokuqondene neKsyushi Sobchak, sihamba kahle eLadim. Ngosuku lokuzalwa, uvame ukuletha ikhonsathi ngokubamba iqhaza kwami. Ngiyamhlonipha, ngiyathanda, ngithi: "Uma ngike ngashada, khona-ke kuphela njenge-sobchak."
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6. Ngisekilabhu "Metelitsa", ehola uhlelo lwayo. Le yi-blond yami yokugcina ye-disciloration: Sengivele ngibe kancane ngiphume. Ngatholakala ngine-oncology. Okwenzeka ngabona njengephethini. Ngiphuphe ngamaphupho ayisiprofetho, okuthi, bathi, Yiba nesithukuthezi, uma ungayeki izidakamizwa. Kepha kwakunzima ukuyeka. Lesi sifo saba yisisusa sokubopha, sishiya indawo ezungezile kimi izidakamizwa, futhi ngishintsha ngokuphelele impilo yami.
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7. Usuku lokuzalwa lwami lweminyaka engamashumi amabili nambili. Sikugubha eMetlesitsa Club. Nami amantombazane, izintombi zami ezinhle. Bacula ngohlobo oluthile lweqembu lentsha. Manje angikhumbuli igama, washeshe wamangalela. Ngiyakuthanda usuku lwami lokuzalwa. Ngaso sonke isikhathi ayinzi lutho, inomsindo, imnandi futhi iyabiza ngobuhlanya. Yize ngineminye iminyaka eminingi.
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8. Ngisesithombeni seBaba-Yagi, ngicula iculo elivela kukhathuni "umkhumbi ondizayo", nami ngisekela amagama axhaswe yigama elithi "Buranovsky". Ngalo lolo suku bekufanele ngiye kudokotela wamazinyo, futhi ngasuswa amazinyo aphezulu. Umqondisi wababaza: "Bheka iShur: Ukubethengela ngendlela ebethwele kahle ngeqhaza!". Ukujabula kwakuyinombolo.
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9. Mina mina noPatricia Kaas. SiseChini, sisebenza ngokubambisana ekhonsathini. Ngiyakhumbula, okokuqala ngqa ukungibona, uPatricia wababaza: Crazy Russian. Uthe angezwa njengoba ngicula, angizukukhuluma nami. Bekumele ngidale abagqugquzeli emakethe ye-flea yediski ngezingoma zami. Lapho elalela imvula yasehlobo, ke, ijabule, yaqhubeka esiteji.
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10. Sinentombi yami uLiza, wafaka inkanyezi esiqeshini sami "ukushaya kwenhliziyo." Ubuhlobo bethu bufudumele, buthaka, budlale bushelelezi buya othandweni. Sesazi isikhathi eside, kepha umsebenzi awuvumeli ukuguquka ngokugcwele. ULisa ungumnikazi weklabhu yasebusuku. Abaculi kunzima ukwakha impilo yomuntu siqu: akekho ofuna ukulinda kusuka ekuhambeleni izinkambo, ukubekezelela izifunda ezinhlanu ekuseni. Yize umuntu ephila.