Ubuningi bezindaba ezimbi ezivela kuwo wonke umhlaba abungezi ithemba. Kepha akunakwenzeka kuphela ngosizi, kwesokudla? Ake sihlukane futhi sibheke ku-horoscope yamahlaya.
Seeding ezindongeni ezine Ama-Aries (ngokwesibonelo, u-Ivan uyashesha) Kusebenza ngokweqile. Ngaphezu kwakho konke kuhamba emizini: Kulula ukuthi kulula, lapho ukulungiswa kuguqulwe endlini ngesikhathi sokuzivikela! Futhi konke lokhu - ngokumelene nesizinda semfundo esebenzayo yabathandekayo. Ikakhulu ukuthola amathole, umdlavuza namawele.
Izinganekwane (uPhilip Kirkorov) Aphenduke ngokuhlelekile abe yi-rumble. Manje isiqandisi singumngane omuhle kakhulu! Ukube kuphela kwadliwa, ukuphumula akunandaba. Amasheya e-Bucking ancibilikile ....
Gemini (Hugh Laurie Udume kakhulu njengoDkt House) ukhetha ukuchitha isikhathi ekuzifundisweni. I-Buckwheat ayidli, ake ngidlule kunoma iyiphi inkambo ye-inthanethi. Ngasikhathi sinye thola isikhathi sokuhamba. Futhi ngisho nokuphikisana nabacibisheli besihloko esithi "Ngubani onobuhlakani emhlabeni." Ngokuvamile, ungakhathazeki.
Imifantu (i-maryl strip) E-repertoire yakhe: Wonke umuntu ufunda impilo. Ikakhulu, imithetho yokuziphatha esimweni esicindezelayo. I-1000 nesitsha esingu-1 kusuka ku-buckwheat, ukufakwa okungu-500 kusuka ephepheni lasendlini yangasese - nansi ihhashi labo "ledwa Futhi ngakho-ke bazijabulisa ngokuphelele kwabanye.
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W. Lviv (Madonna) - Ukuhamba kwangempela! Wonke umuntu wadansa! Anginendaba nokuthi amathole afuna ukulala, nezinhlanzi - zenza ibhizinisi lethu. Uma ibhubesi likubiza ngokuthi ujabule, kufanele uhambe uyokwazisa ukuhlakanipha kwakhe! Kuyinto efiselekayo ngehalaza, edlula ema-avations amade. Kahle, impela uMadonna akajwayele.
Virtue (Zemfira) , njengasempilweni "ejwayelekile", qhubeka ukubuyisela ukuhleleka. Ekuhlaselweni kokuphelela, bakulungele ukudicilela phansi konke nakho konke. Ngisho namanzi ahlukaniswe namanzi futhi ake angabazeki abamele izikali. Ngemuva kwakho konke, iBaba Lisengozini - Kuyadingeka ukulawula ukuthi ngabe ukuphumula kuhlanza izandla zabo yini. Manje ake sicabange uZemfira endimeni yokukhucululwa kwendle!
Labo abazalwa ngaphansi kwesibonakaliso Isisindo (Jean Claude van Damm) , Ukungabaza okungahambi kahle - Ngabe uyakudinga lokhu kuvalwa? Lezi zinkinga zixoxwa kabanzi ngakunye okuphambene nangokuphambanisa, ngisho noma kumamaski, ngisho nangaphandle. Vele ngokucophelela: Wang Damma akashisi!
Ukuziphendukela kwehla Scorpio (Pavel Prilum) Ngokusobala, okuthile okuza iziza. Futhi ilungiselela i-apocalypse. Lapho-lapho, nasezimweni ze-apocalypse akukho kubathekisi. Isikhathi sabo sesifikile. Into esemqoka ukuthi ngandlela thile athathi hlangothi amabhubesi amnandi kakhulu, hhayi endaweni yokudideka ngaphansi kwezinyawo zakho.
ISagittarius (Brad Pitt) Balungiselela ukusindisa umhlaba, ngokufana okufana ne-Capricorn Politics futhi baxoxe ngofezela ukuthi kungenzeka yini ukuthi uzungu lwendalo yonke. Babukeka sengathi bayazi ukuthi bakwazi kanjani ukulungisa konke.
UCapricorn (Kate Middleton) Ngaphandle kokulahlekelwa ukuzithiba, feza isu lokuphuma emanzini. Sabalalisa i-CSU, ukuphathulwa kwegunya. Kepha ngasikhathi sinye hhayi ama-romanticism, akwazi ukubona imaskhi eyinyumba yentombila yemvelo emincane kanye nemvelo ye-vaporic. Ngaphezu kwalokho, muhle impela!
Aquarius (Svetlana Khodchenkova) "Kungena", bayahlanya ngokoqobo. Igama emawele, xabana njalo futhi uxabana neSagittarius, ukulungele ukususa ngokweqile i-Plegmatic Crayfish nomakhelwane beZodiac of Capsical. Ngibize iVirgin Sniezing phezu kwezitsha, thatha ukudla okuvela eTaurus "Amafutha". Kuzoba khona amandla - yebo endaweni enokuthula! Isibonelo, okwenza ukulungiswa ngama-aries.
Izinhlanzi (Itshe likaSharon) Kumane nje kunesihluku okube yilokho okuwusizo ukuxoxa nempilo ehlanganyelwe. Lokho yi-capricorn ngezidingo zayo, khona-ke ama-lyrgin masters, khona-ke amabhubesi anemibono yawo. Kuphela nenjabulo yokuthi ekuzijabuliseni kokuzilibazisa ukuqeda ibhodlela lewayini ngezinsimbi. Futhi ngasikhathi sinye, khuluma ukuthi konke kwenzeka - kuphela ukuze kusizakale iplanethi ekhathele. Yini ukwethuka - kungcono ukusika enye ibhodlela. Ubukeka, futhi i-apocalypse izodlula ohlangothini. Ukuhleka kuthuthukisa ukungavikeleki. Ngakho-ke ungabi yi-beech.