Umkhuhlane wamathumbu uyisifo esikhona kakhulu, ngaleso sikhathi sesivele sisontekile engxenyeni - iMoscow. Ngokungafani nengulube, inyoni nezinye izifo ze-atypical, yayikhulume kancane ngaye - yayingekho nhlobo. Kepha yize, wonke umndeni wethu wawungowokuphela, futhi owokugcina uyindodana yami. Ngokusho kwakhe, lesi sifo safika sinamandla kunabo bonke - kwangithatha izinsuku ezimbili zokuphila, unkosikazi wonke wanganakile, futhi i-Egor yaqala esibhedlela inyanga. Ngenxa yalokho, ngafunda ubungozi bokuqala beMosco (kanye nesiRussia) nezibhedlela kuqala empilweni yakhe yokuhambela izikhungo zezokwelapha.
Kepha okokuqala kuyadingeka ukususa izinganekwane eziphambili. Ngiyavuma ukuthi unkosikazi nendodana bangena ngohlobo oluthile lwesibhedlela esikhethekile, kodwa angizange nginamathisele noma yimuphi umzamo kulokhu - ngafika "nge-ambulensi", futhi bathathwa ndawo ndawo epaki "Fili", lapho kwakukhona izindawo zamahhala.
Ngakho-ke: Ukudla kulesi sibhedlela bekujwayelekile ngokuphelele. Lapho i-Egor eza kuye futhi yaqala ukudla, futhi yayingenazinkinga zanikezwa izingxenye ezimbili zephalishi nezintathu - i-omelet. Unkosikazi futhi akabulawa yindlala, kodwa angizange ngilambile, kepha angizange nginqunywe yimithetho yendawo ye- "Fodder" yohlobo lwamashokolethi, amantongomane nezithelo.
Kulesi sibhedlela kwakungekho ubudlova kusuka kubasebenzi. Odokotela bonke banenhlonipho eyodwa nesexwayiso. Ngaphezu kwalokho, njengengxenye yengqondo, bavumela ukwakhiwa kabusha okuncane kwamakamelo.
Nomzuzu wokugcina. Ngokuphikisana nenkolelo ethandwayo, odokotela bathanda izingane. Zizwe ngabo noma okungenani zama ukwenza ukungakhululeki okuncane kumuntu omncane owele esimweni sokuxineka okukhulu nokude.
Ngakho-ke maqondana nokusebenziseka lula, futhi mina noma umkami bekungenze lula ukukhononda ngakho. Kepha kunenkinga eyodwa enkulu, umndeni wami obhekene nazo ngosuku lokuqala lokuhlala ewadini. Inkinga ibizwa ngokuthi "umakhelwane".
Ngokuncono, kwakungubomama abasebasha abanezingane ezinokuxilongwa okufanayo nangesi. Ngeshwa, ukuxilongwa kwakuwukuphela kwento ababehlangene nathi.
Uma ungumuntu ozolile ngokuphelele futhi uyakwazi ukuthula lapho abanye bexoxa ngezihloko ezihambisana ne- "Home-2, amathuba okuya ocansini baseMalakhov, khona-ke awukwazi ukujoyina umndeni onobungane be Mamash omncane wamanje. Kepha inkinga ukuthi le ntokazi, ayinamahloni ngokuba khona kwakhe, yalala kakhulu ekukhulumeni kwakhe kangangokuba isicelo sokuqala soshade naye sasimayelana namakhanda amakhulu anamandla kanye nesidlali sakudala ukuhlukanisa ingane yethu kusuka cishe okuqhubekayo Uzamcolo wolwazimagama olungavikelekile.
Futhi odokotela badinga ukubeka izikhumbuzo, futhi ngizochaza ukuthi kungani ngempela isibonelo sesimo esisodwa. Ingane yalethwa yinkinga emathunjini. Ubekwa ngaphansi kwe-dropper, yenza iqoqo lezinqubo, futhi ngemuva kwezinsuku ezimbalwa uqala ukuza kuye - aligijimeli, kepha usevele ahlale esinqeni, anciphise amehlo akhe, afune ukuxhumana naye, futhi Okubaluleke kakhulu - isifiso sakhe sokudla siyavela. Futhi i-milf, ngokusobala hhayi ngaphambi kokuxhumana nengane (ukubhida esigcemeni lalela ukupela esikhwameni sesipikha ngocingo), umnika i-strostine: ucezu lwepitsa, ushokoledi kanye ne-sausage ebhemayo. Ngokwemvelo, amahora amabili phambili ngesimo esibucayi abuyiselwa ngaphansi kwe-dropper. Ngakho-ke: Isikhumbuzo kudokotela kufanele sibekwe okungenani ngoba bengizokhahlela umama esibhedlela uye e-Damn Mama.
Kulokhu, izintelezi zokuba khona ngokuhlanganyela azipheli. Imithetho uqobo lwayo lokuxhumana nezingane omama abasebasha zisatshalaliswa kuzo zonke iziguli. Umlingani waphula uswidi, amawolintshi namafutha kaningana cishe ukusuka emlonyeni we-efor. Ukuze ngandlela-thile bavikele koxhumana nabo abanezingane nezinye izifo ezithathelwanayo, izinsuku ezimbili kanye nenani elimangalisayo lamaseli ezinzwa.
Isihogo saphela futhi ngenxa yobungcweti babafundisi. Kunenqwaba yezinqubo, okuyizibhedlela zethu eziphawulwe ngokuqinile: Zonke izinsuku esigcemeni senza ukuhlanza okumanzi nokuqunjelwa. Ngaphezu kwalokho, lapho nje omakhelwane beqala ukulotshwa futhi iziguli ezintsha zeza esigcemeni, sakhishwa njengama-time-times esigangeni esihlukile, futhi "sayamiswa"
Okujabulisayo, kwazo zonke iziguli ezilele egumbini lethu, unkosikazi kuphela owawubonga umsebenzi wodokotela. "I-SocAmera's SocAmera" yakhubeka kakhulu ngezinga lenkonzo: ngakho-ke izivakashi ezingenandaba, okuthi, esikhundleni sehhotela lezinkanyezi ezinhlanu, star-star ezintathu. UMamash akazange avumelane nakho konke: UNynikov owayekakhulu ngosuku abuzwa ukuthi athathe izitsha ekhishini (yize ekhona abantu abadala esigcemeni kuvunyelwe), ukungabikho kwe-TV kanye nesiqandisini egumbini, Indlu yangasese eyabiwe ... ikakhulukazi umzekeliso okhanyayo, mhlawumbe waba omunye wabo ngeqiniso lokuthi liphenduke ukuba libe yilo, linganikezi ama-slipper. Ukudideka. Ngokwemvelo, konke ukubonakaliswa kokunganeliseki kwakuhambisana nokugeleza kwe-mata.
Yini okubi kakhulu, le ngozi yisibhedlela sezingane ukuthi ungasusi ngaphezu kwamandla emali. Ukusebenza kahle ngokuphelele kanye nokungaphenduki kwe-mamash esencane kunemvelo yawo emhlabeni jikelele kanye nemithwalo yezobuhlakani, okuyinto ekukhanyeni kwezitayela zokugcina zombuso kungavezwa nge-"nano" ikhonsoli.
Lokhu kudinga okuthile okufanele kwenziwe, ngoba ekugcineni, njenge-pathos, kuzophawulwa, lokhu kusongelwa ukuphepha kwezwe. Ngoba isizwe sama-idiots kanye nama-margidals ngasikhathi sinye futhi singavikeleki, futhi siyingozi kakhulu bona nakwabanye. Futhi uma ubona izinga elijwayelekile lamasiko nezemfundo ngomama abasebasha banamuhla, uyaqonda ngenhlonipho yokuncipha esihamba ngayo kule ndlela.
Futhi banembile uma nginephutha, kepha into engenakulindeleka ukuthi ukuhlolwa kanye nezinga lezemfundo ezidume ezikoleni eziphakeme kuzoba yimpumelelo, elizokwenza izingane zethu ziqonde futhi zinobuhlakani.
Umfundi odliwayo angangisola ukuthi ngenza iziphetho ezifinyelela kude ngemuva kokushayisana okungahleliwe nge-marginalinali ehlukile. Ngakho-ke: Kunama-bobbs amathathu, amachashazi amathathu, agqoke isigaba sezenhlalo ebanzi: omunye wabo usebenza njengothisha enkulisa, owesibili usomabhizinisi omncane, owesithathu akasebenzi. Bobathathu - abathengi bama-Shopaholics nabathengi (abamele umphakathi abakhazimulayo, umphakathi wethu wokusebenzisa), bonke abantu abathathu balandela ngokucophelela futhi, ngiyazethemba, ngisho nezingane.
Kepha lokhu kusobala ukuthi akwanele.