Intombazane ingibize ngethukuthele futhi yaphambuka lesi sisho: "Uyazi, ngaqonda ukuthi kungani insikazi yeMantis ibulala owesilisa ngokushesha ngemuva kokuhlangana. Ukuze ungaqageli: Ngabe lolu luzobe lubize lolu suku losuku ngakusasa noma cha ?! ". Kwavela ukuthi lesi simo sasiyibhanasi kunazo zonke. Intombazane yahlangana ezinkundleni zokuxhumana nendoda, yabhalela isikhashana, yabe isinqume ukufeza inkomishi yekhofi. Umfokazi waphenduka ebukekayo, futhi umngani wakhe akazange abe nobudlelwano obusondelene isikhathi eside ... Ngenxa yalokho, ubusuku baphela embhedeni, futhi, ngokusho komngane, ubulili bumangalisa nje. Ukwazi kwakhe okusha kwaphonsa "ukufona" kwanyamalala. Intombazane yazizwa icasukile, ikhohlisiwe futhi yasetshenziswa. Uchobozekile, wathi: "Cishe wayecabanga ukuthi ngitholakala kalula. "Noma mhlawumbe akazange athande okuthile noma ekuqaleni wayelungiselelwe kuphela ngocansi? Yini okufanele uyiqagele manje? Khohlwa, "ngeluleka.
Futhi wacabanga ukuthi, okuphambene nokukhululeka kwezimilo zanamuhla, izimo ezinjalo zabesilisa nabesifazane babona ngenye indlela. Indoda izoqhakambisa ukunqoba okusheshayo embuthanweni wabangane bakhe njenge-trophy. Intombazane, ngaphandle kokulinda ukuqhubeka, ingathanda ukukhohlwa ngakho. Futhi, ukuxoxa ngombuzo wokuthi ngabe kukhona ubulili ngosuku lokuqala, amantombazane akhathazeke kakhulu ngokusabela kwabesilisa: Uzocabangani ngami? Lapho ngithola izinkundla, ngafika esiphethweni sokuthi lesi sihloko sihlobene kakhulu. Ngaphezu kwalokho, abamele ubulili obuqinile buveza imibono ehlukile.
DARTH VADER: "Uma intombazane" inika "ngokushesha, kusho lutho naye ngeke lisebenze. Ngiphatha kanjalo ngenyanya. Kukhulunywa amahora amabili - futhi ukulungele ukusakaza imilenze. Vele, angiyenqabile, kepha lapho eqala lapho eqala ukugcoba uthando, ukuthi umdlandla onjalo wawathola, ngizama ukususa kuye. "
Dmitriy: "Khuphuka njalo, uma ngiphansi ngokushesha. Kuhleliwe, kunjengokungathi uphuma ... Angazi ... esiteji, ukubonga into enjalo, wena kanye nendlovu iyaphila, kanye nama-rose ayizinkulungwane eziyikhulu Izitakisi, kepha utshelwa: "Wafika? Kuhle, awudingi indondo kuwe, futhi asikukholwa. "
Inkazimulo: "Uma wehlisa eceleni isifiso sokulala ngobuwula (kulokhu, usuku lokuqala luzoba owokugcina) futhi luphakamisa ukuthi luhlose ukwakha ubuhlobo obukhulu, khona-ke ngiyakholelwa ukuthi ubulili obungemvelo ngokuphelele. Umjaho kumele wenzeke kancane kancane. Kuzobulili bokuqala, noma ngabe kupholile kanjani, bobabili abalingani kufanele bavule ngandlela thile, kufanele babe nokuthile okufanayo, abanye ababudlelwano obuthile. Lapho-ke ubulili buzoba nesisusa, ngaphezu kokuzikhandla ngokomzimba. "
Ama-Dunkiyonats: "Becally, kodwa iqiniso: ngokushesha siphelelwa isithakazelo kulokho okunikezwe kithi ngesipho. Akunasidingo sokunciphisa ukulangazelela ukulindela. "
I-Bureaucrat: "Umbono wami uvamile. Yisiphi isikhathi esihle sokulahlekelwa uma bobabili bafuna! Uhlangana nani? Ukujabulela nocansi. Manje kungani ume? Futhi isimo sengqondo sentombazane ngemuva kocansi ngosuku lokuqala aluguquli. Uma ifanelana, ayihlambisi, ayidingi ubuhlobo unomphela ngokushesha, iziphatha ngokuzimela, khona-ke ngiyayithanda, futhi ngiyaqhubeka nokuhlangana. Uma okuthile kungahambelani, khona-ke ... "
Hustler123: "Kwakunamacala amane wobudlelwano besikhathi eside nentombazane (ngonyaka kanye nokusebenzisana okwengeziwe). Ezimweni ezintathu, ubuhlobo baqala ngocansi ngosuku lokuqala.
Futhi benginenombolo emangalisayo yobudlelwano obuthuthukisiwe "ngokwemithetho". Phakathi kwale mithetho, ucansi ngosuku lokuqala akwamukeleki. Kwesinye isikhathi benginokubekezela okwanele ukulinda. Kepha ubudlelwane obude nobuhle abuholanga.
UMiga: "Benginomngane ngakho ngahlangana nomkami. Ekilabhini ye-strip yadakwa, nentombazane efanayo edakiwe yahlangana, eduze neklabhu ababeyi-sexy, ezihlahleni. Umphefumulo osemiphefumulweni uhlala iminyaka eyishumi nambili. Kuqale izingane ezimbili. "
I-Taburetka: "Ngokwami, impilo yami iye yabhekana nobuhlobo obude (iminyaka engu-3.5), eyaqala ngocansi ngosuku lokuqala. Ubudlelwano obuhle kakhulu bebuphukile ngokuthula. Ubuchopho abudlanga. "
Umphumela: Mangaki amadoda, imibono eminingi. Ngakho-ke indlela yokuqonda ubusuku bokuqala bokuthandana - ohlala phambi kwakho? I-Akorn eMordom noma olala ubulili obusheshayo njengobufakazi bentshisekelo? Futhi akufanele uqagele. Kungcono qala ngombuzo: Ngabe ufunani? Uma nje uthanda ubulili futhi unentshisekelo kumlingani, khona-ke ibinzana elithi "Uyakhanga, ngikhange, kungani isikhathi esihle sokulahlekelwa" esifanele. Vele ungakhohlwa ngemikhiqizo yenjoloba uNo. 2 - Akunandaba ukuthi ujabule kanjani futhi uthakazelisa ukwazi okusha, awumazi. Futhi kungcono ukucabanga ngezokuphepha ngaphambi kokuluma ama-elbows ami. Hhayi-ke, ungadingi "ukuqhubeka kwedili", ungahambelani ne-hysterical, uma ungasamboni osondele kuwe ngobusuku obubodwa, futhi ake ngocingo lwakhe oluthule lufike kuwe ngesambulo. Uma ucansi ngawe yindawo esondele kakhulu futhi ebalulekile yobudlelwano bomuntu, kungcono ukungazami ukukholisa "ukubheka impilo kube lula" - ngeke uphinde wenze kabusha imvelo.
Ukudansa Kwesiko
Enye intombi yami yahlangana ne-brunette enhle embukisweni wezimoto. Izingcingo ezishintshanisiwe, wahlangana, waya ekhefini. Le ndoda yaphenduka imfushane impela, futhi intombi yayibathanda kakhulu. Ngosuku lwesibili, ugqoke ngokucophelela ngokucophelela. Ukuthi ukwazana kwakhe okusha, kunjalo, kwakwazisa futhi, ngaphandle kokuhlehlisa izinto ebhokisini elide, wacela ukuya kuye. Ngokuvamile, konakalise yonke imizwa yothando. Intombi yakhalaza: "Cha, kunjalo, ngangikuthanda. Futhi ngangilungele. Kuyini nje ubunzi? Ungihambela, ngikhombise ukuthi uyakwazisa, zibonise. Ngiyi-biologist biologist futhi ngiyazi ukuthi ngisho nezilwane zinezinsizakalo zomshado, lapho abesilisa bemheha insikazi. Futhi abantu babekwenziwe ngokwethule ihlazo. "
Kodwa-ke, asikho isidingo sokukhohlwa ukuthi umuntu uyisilwane esifanelekile. Futhi uhlelo lwezakhi zofuzo olubheka izici eziphansi, luyala owesilisa njengenkampani yenethiwekhi yenani elingapheli le-spermatozoa elizonikeza ukunakwa kwalo inani eliphakeme labesifazane. Nowesifazane - njengomuntu ngamunye, onomthelela enkantolo, umnikelo ongaphezulu kanye nasezingcupheni ngenzalo yawo uma kwenzeka kuba nephutha, ukhetha umlingani ongaba nguMlingani ongangaba khona.
Kukhona umzekeliso: Kwathi owesifazana wake wafika egatsheni wabuza: "Kungani umuntu ayenabesifazane abaningi, uyindoda elungileyo, nowesifazane owayenabantu abaningi, kubi?" Le sage yaphendula: "Ngoba ukhiye ungavula noma yiluphi ukhiye ukhiye omuhle, kanye nokhiye wokuthi noma yiluphi ukhiye ongavulwa khona yinqaba embi."
AbaseBrithani abahamba ngezinyawo babalwa okuwukuthi sekuwukuphela kokuthandana okude kuvumela owesifazane ongamaphesenti ayikhulu ukusika "abesilisa abangathembekile." Maye, empilweni yangempela, amakhosazana ayishumi awanazo izikhulu eziyisishiyagalolunye, kepha kangako. Amantombazane aseRussia ahlala enkathini yomncintiswano ononya. Futhi phakathi kwezivakashi (kanye nezivakashi) zezinkundla zivame ukuveza umbono ongenamkhuba wokuthi uma ucansi ngosuku lokuqala alwenzeki, kwathi ngosuku lwesibili kungenzeka kungabi nakancane. Ngokubona kwami, besaba ukuthi indoda izobaleka iye kumncintiswano okuvunyelayo, hhayi impikiswano enhle kakhulu ethandela ukumdonsela embhedeni ngosuku lokuqala kusihlwa. Futhi ngokuvamile: Uma unokuzithemba okuphansi kangaka futhi awunaso isiqiniseko sokuthi ungathakazelisa umuntu, kudingeka usebenze kakhulu ku- "Mina" engaphakathi. Ngaphandle kwalokho, ukudumazeka kuzoba ngaphezulu kakhulu. Prakthiza kukhombisa ukuthi uma indoda ihlelwe ngocansi kuphela, noma ngabe kwenzeka nini - ngosuku lokuqala noma olwesine. Kuliqiniso, kuzoba owokugcina. Mhlawumbe ungatholi abafiselekayo ngokushesha, uzokufinyelela ekuzingeleni i-Azart. Kepha kunzima endodeni enjalo yokugcina izinto ezinjalo: umzingeli ake ahlelele ukwenza ubuhlobo bothando nomdlalo obanjiwe.
Uma ungakahlelwa ubusuku obubodwa, kepha ukubheka ubuhlobo, wusizo kakhulu komunye nomunye. Ukuya ocansini nomuntu esivele sithola imizwa ethile - lokhu kuyinto ehluke ngokuphelele kunobulili nomuntu "ongaqondakali." Ngaphezu kwalokho, akwaziwa ukuthi umlutha wakho uhlangana yini. Ukuze uchaze embhedeni kumalume womunye umuntu ukuthi "imvula yegolide" akuyona le nto obekulindelwe ukuthi kusihlwa kwanamuhla, kunzima impela. Kepha uma wenza ubulili bungengenxa yokuthi ufuna izinga elihlukile lokusondelana, kodwa nje ukuthi fan uzokwazisa ukungakwazi kwakho - ubungozi nokudweba. Amadoda manje ahamba kahle, futhi hhayi bonke abavume umdlalo eDynamo. Okhethiweyo wakho angaba nombuzo ofanelekile: Ukuthi uhamba ngemizwa eqotho noma udlala nje futhi uzame ukuyiphula, ukuphishekela ezinye zezintshisekelo zakho.
Isifiso esisodwa kodwa somlilo
Kepha ungaba kanjani uma ingqondo ikhuphuka futhi ikudonsele komunye nomunye? Lapho-ke, mhlawumbe, mhlawumbe, izeluleko lapha zingenanjongo. Lokhu kungubukhazi obufanayo, ukuqubuka, ilangabi, inkanuko engaboni izimpikiswano zokucabanga. Akunakusho ukuthi ungaziqhenya ngokwakho. Ekugcineni, impilo yabafushane futhi kuyo ayijabuli kakhulu. Kwenzekile - yini ... Yiba ngokwakho ukuzethemba. Uveze uzwela kumuntu ngendlela ethile, kwakungokwakho nokuzikhethela kwakhe. Yini inhlekelele? Ibheji lezingane elihlanzekile: "O, angikaze ngivumele lena ngaphambili! Angazi ukuthi ngiyitholile ... "- Akunakwenzeka ukusindisa isithombe sakho. Yimuphi umuntu omuhle ukuzwa iphutha?
Yebo, ngaphezu kwalokho, akulona lonke iqiniso lokuthi ubudlelwano bakho buzophela ngokushesha. Indaba iyazi izibonelo ezinjalo (nokho, ayisikhulu kangako).
U-Anton Makarsky wahlangana noVictoria Morozova ekulaleleni umculo "metro" futhi wathandana naye ekuqaleni: "UZlattroy, Indalo Ethandekayo, Wamama kimi. Lokho kuphela ngenza ukumnqoba! Futhi wahlabelela amahlaya nge romance, futhi wafunda izinkondlo ... "Kepha lapho u-Anton esakwazi ukumema into yokukhanuka kosuku endaweni ye-cafe, akazange alahlekelwe yize ngeze ngeze. "Ngosuku olulandelayo, u-Anton wavuma kimi othandweni futhi wenza umnikelo," kusho uVika. Ngokushesha lo mbhangqwana uzogubha iminyaka eyishumi yokuhlala ndawonye.
Ukujwayela kwakhe noYulia vysotsky andrei konchalovsky echazwe encwadini ethi "Amaqiniso Aphansi". Futhi ukuthi ngabona kanjani ubuhle efini le-Sochi Hotel ngesikhathi seKinotavr Film Festival, futhi waphila kanjani, wabe esemenyelwa endaweni yokudlela. Usuku lothando lwaphela egumbini likaMqondisi Odumile. "Abesifazane ngikhuluma izincomo kuphela lapho ngifuna khona. Ikakhulukazi lapho umzuzu wokusondela usuvele usedlule. Ngamtshela ukuthi akukho muzwa wesikhumba empilweni. Wabona njengamazwi okusebenza. Baleka. UKonChalovsky wakhumbula. Njengoba esethole uJulayi, wanweba ithikithi lakhe: "Lokhu kusasa. Ungandiza, awukwazi ukundiza. Njengoba izofuna. Zinqume. Cabanga. " Ngosuku olulandelayo, bandizela ndawonye eTurkey. Ngenxa yalokho - umshado ojabulisayo nezingane ezimbili ezinhle - uMasha noPeter.
U-Ivan Okhlobystin wahlangana nonkosikazi wakhe wesikhathi esizayo u-Oksana Arbuzov ku-nightclub ethandwayo, lapho kukhona khona iphathi yangasese neyethelevishini. Ngemuva kwalokho u-Ivan wayengakabi ubaba, kodwa wayengumlingisi naku-biker. Futhi, ukuya ebuhleni, ngokuhamba kwamnikeza ukuhamba kothando ebusuku eMoscow. U-Oksana wavuma, "Uma uthembisa ukungiyisa ekhaya." - "Ngafunga udumo futhi ngamthatha impela ekhaya, kodwa ekuseni kuphela nasekuseni," kukhumbula u-Okhlobystin ngabo kusihlwa. - Ubusuku bonke saya ezindaweni zokudlela ezahlukahlukene, sahlala emigwaqweni ethile. Ekugcineni, bekukhona e-Frunzinskaya embankment, yehlela emfuleni, ngathola ibhodlela le-champagne futhi ngathi: "Ngikunikeza isandla nenhliziyo. Thatha ngokushesha, ngize ngishintshe umqondo wami. " Seseyineminyaka eyishumi nesithupha ubudala futhi yabeletha izingane eziyisithupha.
Ngokusobala, iphuzu lisahambelana. Futhi uma wenzelwe omunye nomunye, uzoba ndawonye, noma ngabe sesisondelene nini.