I-Turkey: Wena uqobo yiNatasha!
Ngesikhathi sohambo oluzungeze idolobha lase-Istanbul, isivakashi esivela eSaratov Kostya D. sashaywa kanzima. Ngokusho kokuvuma kwakhe, wahileleka e-bazaar yendawo engxoxweni ethile yezepolitiki, eyenziwa ngesiNgisi. I-Kostya ingumnikazi wolimi ezingeni lesikole, mhlawumbe, hlobo oluthile lwe-emcency ilounge kubantu bendawo ngokungazi. Isivakashi sasizwa esibhedlela sendawo.
Ukuphumula eTurkey Kemer, uMuscovite Elena T. waqala inoveli ye-resort enomhlali wendawo. Ezinsukwini eziyishumi kamuva, ebuya ekhaya, wathola izimpawu ezingajwayelekile. Ukuhlaziya kwembula isixha sezimbali zonke zokutheleleka kwangazalwa kusuka kumhambi.
Ngubani osilinde lapha? I-turchanka ingaphenduli abathandi bezivakashi zethu: Izakhamizi zakuleli zikholwa kakhulu. Kepha amadoda aseTurkey aqhubeka ngokukhethekile ngobuhle bethu. "Umdwebo" ongenacala kakhulu lo mfo oshisayo oshisayo ozungeza njengesimemo sabajwayela kakhulu. Ngakho-ke, uma isivakashi singenaso isimo "sokukhanyisa" ngesigqila sebhishi lendawo noma i-DJ yehhotela, kungcono ukwenza ubuso betshe ngaphambi kwesikhathi futhi uphendule okuthile okunje ngengoma edumile: "Othandekayo, senginabayeni abahlanu, Ngiyabathanda bonke, nawe, uma ufuna, ube yisithupha. " Ngikholwe, okwesithupha akufuni ukuba yinoma yimuphi umuntu kulo lonke ugu lwaseTurkey.
Ukunakwa, abesilisa! Ngokuvamile, amaTurkey ezivakashi ahlonishwayo nakubantu abathunyelwa kubantu abasha bayabekezelela. Kepha ungaphumuli: Emaphethweni aseningizimu onothando kuzobe futhi kube nama-maniacs, izishoshovu zezepolitiki, abashisekeli benkolo kanye neziguli ezinamakhanda ezinhlamvu zezakhamizi. Ungalokothi ufake ezingxoxweni (ikakhulukazi, ezepolitiki) ezinazo ezijwayelekile ezivela kwalendawo, ungaphikisi, ungazihloniphi futhi ungalimazi abasuselwa ku-interlocudutors. Zama ukungasebenzisi igama likaNatasha, noma ngabe umngane wakho empeleni ubizwa kanjalo. Kungcono ngesikhathi sokuhlala ogwini lwaseTurkey "shintsha iphasiwedi" endaweni yesehlakalo noma i-tus. Shono nje amantombazane ethu ahlanganiswe ukuthi "Wena uqobo Natasha!". Maye, Kwabafuduki, igama elidumile laseRussia lihlobene nomdidiyeli. Futhi ukuzwa ukuthi ubiza umfazi wakho kangaka, angasiqomisa isimo esingesihle.
Ukunakwa, abesifazane! Uma ngabe usaphathwa inkolelo emnandi yendoda ebukekayo evinjelwe futhi iya epikinikini noma endaweni yokudlela, babambelele: Ngokuqinisekile uzofuna ukuthola yonke inketho evela kuwe. Ukuphuma kulesi simo ukumemezela ukuthi unawo, ngokwemiphumela yezothando yothando esedlule, kunezifo ezingezinhle. Kuliqiniso, kulokhu, kuze kube sekupheleni kweholide, kuqinisekisiwe kubukeka kubukeke kubasebenzi, kanye nezivakashi zehhotela. Ngakho-ke, uma ungafuni uthando olushisayo lwaseTurkey, kubangani bakho abahle kakhulu bentombazane - i- "muzzle yesitini" kanye nokuthula kwebhokisi lebhokisi ekuphenduleni ukudlala ngothando. Kuwo wonke amanye amacala, abangane bathembeke kakhulu kunamakhondomu, hhayi nje ukuthola! Uma kungenzeka, ungasebenzisi igama elithi "ujusi" kwi-cafe nasezitolo zokudlela - noma ufuna ngempela ukuphuza. Iqiniso ngukuthi leli gama lesiRussia elingenacala ngesiTurkey lisho ... isithunzi sabesilisa! Ngakho-ke, ngaphambi kokuyicela kusuka kumlindi, kungcono ukuzama ukukhumbula ukuthi ujusi waseTurkey ngu "suja." Futhi ku- "Sumpungu-Suyu", ngokungafani nejusi, izikhonzi zaseTurkey zisabela ngokwanele.
IGibithe: Futhi ulwandle lubomvu lapha ...
UPeterbirsc Andrei L. eHerghada wathola utshwala obuvela ngaphansi kwezitezi. Njengoba unambise imikhiqizo yama-bootlegger endawo, iRussia yaduma esibhedlela inobuthi obunzima kakhulu. Ukuhlaziywa kokuqukethwe kwebhodlela kubonise ukuthi lolu ketshezi yi-vodka ukubiza lukhuni - isivakashi esimpofu sanikezwa ingxubevange yezobuchwepheshe yotshwala obuthile neminye imishanguzo yendawo.
Izivakashi ezivela eLipetsk Olya G., ukuphumula eSharm El-Sheikh, kwamema owake wafika egumbini lakhe, ahlangana naye ngalo e-disco. Ekuseni, ngenkathi le ntombazane ilele, umngani wakhe omusha wanyamalala, ebamba yonke imihlobiso ye-oline nemali.
Ngubani osilinde lapha? Ukuze ajikeleze uthando neGibhithe esivakashelweni saseRussia kuyithuba elincane kakhulu kunaseTurkhanka: Kuleli lizwe ngeke ngisho ukubona ubuso bomhlali bendawo. Kepha lapha kunenye futhi i-subtry macho nge-chorus yaphakade "daevka-ubuhle, ngikuthanda kakhulu." Kepha kusukela kumuntu wakhe waseTurkey, kuhlukahlukana kuphela ngokuthi ulwandle emaphethelweni alo lubomvu. Umhlali ojwayelekile wezwe lamaFaraoh, njengomthetho, igoli njenge-falcon, futhi "Bakish" (imali navar) ukhathazeke kakhulu kunothando lowesifazane omhlophe. Futhi ngokuqinisekile ngaphezu kwemibono mayelana nokuhlonishwa.
Ukunakwa, abesilisa! Njengoba sekushiwo, umGibhithe ngeke akunikeze noma kunjalo, ngakho-ke yonke imishini yethu yokuphepha izodinga ukuxhumana ne "Habibi" yasendaweni. Khumbula: E-Arab East Akunakwenzeka ukuthatha noma yini ngesandla sakho sobunxele, uthuka ngokupha. Ungalokothi uthathe ezandleni zabantu abangabazi bendawo ezingaziwa ukuthi uphatha - kungaba utshwala, ubhema ugwayi noma umuthi. Zingaqukatha noma yini - kusuka kumagciwane e-banal kuya ezidakamizweni zasendaweni ezinamandla. Futhi-ke, nakekela isikhwama semali - kokubili ngomqondo oqondile nowokuziphatha. Ungakubona ukukopela futhi ubuwula bophanga.
Ukunakwa, abesifazane! Kusuka kontokazi wayo ongase ube khona enhliziyweni, i-cavalier yaseGibhithe kuqala kubo bonke ilindele ukusekelwa kwezezimali. Okungenani ngesimo sokukhokhwa kokuzilibazisa kwakho okuhlanganayo. Noma ngubani, ngubani, futhi umGibhithe owazi kahle kamhlophe ukuthi izwe lezivakashi eline-wallet engenalutho alifiki. Ngakho-ke, kusuka ku-Uthager yaseGibhithe ebonakalayo kakhulu, ungasusa kalula, ukumbuza okuthile njengesipho futhi ngokuvamile kukhombise ukuthi uhlose ukuzijabulisa kuphela ngezindleko zakhe. Uma umGibhithe epelwa futhi elungele ukukhokha yonke imiphefumulo yakho futhi ugoqele imoto yakho, kepha awuseyifuni, udinga ukuya ku-Waiver. Okungukuthi - memezela ukuthi abesilisa abaseMpumalanga bayiqiniso ekunambithekeni kwakho futhi ungumthandi oqinisekisiwe wama-blond anomlingiswa weNordic. Ngeke akubulale ngakho (kukhona amaphoyisa izivakashi!), Kepha uyacasuka nakanjani. Futhi ngasikhathi sinye ngeke sithunyelwe kuwe kubantu babo abanezinwele ezimnyama nezinezinwele.
ICaucasus: Wah, Phumula!
Ngenkathi uphumula ePipsunde Novgorod imbewu yezakhamizi zakwendawo yaphuthunyiswa ezintabeni futhi yaphonswa ngaphandle kwemoto. Futhi umlingani wakhe uMarina A. wazama ukudlwengula. Ngenhlanhla, intombazane yasindisa ukubukeka okungalindelekile esizeni seqembu lezivakashi. Lesi sigameko senzeke ngoba amaholide ambalwa esikhundleni setekisi ahlala e-minibus, lapho kwakukhona khona amadoda endawo ambalwa. Futhi ngendlela, uMarina wathatha isimemo sabo sokuphuza iwayini futhi wasabela ngokuthandana naye ukuthi ama-Djigites ahumusha njengesivumelwano esiyisisekelo ekwakhekeni kakhulu. USemyon nje angavimba ukuphumula okuchaziwe okuchaziwe.
Ngubani osilinde lapha? Ukuqhubeka namaholide kuma-pendates aqanjiwe - kuya e-Abkhazia, ajaria, kanye nase-Russian Sochi nase-Adle, awunandawo yengozi encane kunasebungwini obude. Abomdabu bezintaba ngasizathu simbe baqiniseka ngokuqinile: Lapho intokazi ifika emaphethelweni abo, khona-ke kuphela ukuze sichithe isikhathi nabo singenakuqhathaniswa. AbaseCaucasi bavame ngemali, ngokuzenzakalela kanye nokuphikelela kakhulu.
Ukunakwa, abesilisa! Uma indodana eqhoshayo yeCaucasus yazibuka ngowesifazane, ayisoze yakubekezelela ukungenelela kwabakwethuli bayo. Ngakho-ke, uma uhamba nomkami noma intombi yami, zama ngomgomo ukuze uyivikele ekuxhumaneni nothando lwasekhaya. Ukuhlekisa okuvame kakhulu noma ukumamatheka okuvela kunenekazi, bangatolika ama-Wheezing. Cabanga futhi nabaseCaucasians - abantu bashisa kakhulu. Ungathinti ukuziqhenya kwabo kwezwe nokuzethemba. Kodwa-ke, lesi sitatimende siliqiniso nganoma yiliphi iphuzu lomhlaba.
Ukunakwa, abesifazane! UJigit akakhathali ukukugqekeza isikhathi eside futhi muhle, njengoba amathoyizi aseGeorgia, izinkulumo - ukube nje uvumile ukuhamba naye ku-kebab ndawo ndawo thrun. Uyoqinisekisa ngokufudumele ukuthi akukho okungenelayo ngeke kulandele lokhu. Kodwa-ke, ukuba munye koyedwa entabeni, iCaucasian yamemezela ngokushesha amalungelo akhe emzimbeni wakho: "Ngingumuntu noma kuphi?" Ngoba izintaba zikholwa ngokwethembeka: Ngubani onesidlo sakusihlwa sentombazane, uyamdansa. Khumbula: Kwesinye isikhathi izindwangu zingagqokwa hhayi ngemvelo enobudlova. Kuyiqiniso, kuncike kakhulu ezingeni lokuthuthuka kwama-Djigites akukhuthele kuwe, kepha ngisho nakubo bonke abazozama ukukwenza owakho. Kodwa-ke, kukhona ama-antidote. AbaseCaucasians - Amadoda ayabonakala, ekhombisa, yingakho ukunakwa kwawo kulula ukushintsha kusuka kwenye into kuya kwenye. Njengomthetho, bathanda noma yimuphi umdlalo, ngokushesha okukhulu ngokuhlonipha umuntu wesifazane. Kukhumbula, kodwa, hhayi kumqeqeshi we-Resort eBikini, kodwa kumama, odade kanye nezinye izihlobo kulayini wabesifazane. Ngakho-ke, uma ushumeke ngezinkulumo ezidwetshwe ngokuqamba ama-cavalier wakho ngombuzo, ngokwesibonelo, ngebhola, uzokhohlwa ngokushesha ngocansi futhi azokufundela yonke inkulumo ngezinhloso nezinhlawulo. Ngesikhathi selabhulali yezemidlalo, zama ukunganakwa yi-Uhager ezungeza ngokwakho okuvela entabeni (khipha emhumeni, egumbini lehhotela, njll.) - Ezwini, ukuze ube seZwini. Futhi lapho ngikwazi ukumemezela ngokuphepha: "Angifani nokuthi uzicabange?"
Uma inombolo enemidlalo ingapheli, ubuciko obunzima buhamba, "uzoba nendoda ecishe ibe yindawo eseceleni, cishe indoda engaziwa ibingasendaweni eseceleni. Ungenzenjani?" "Wawubona, naye, nokwakhe kwakhe!" - Impendulo eqotho ephelele izolandela. Yini lapha elapha: "Uyabona, kodwa futhi nginobaba oqinile (umfowethu, umyeni), futhi ngangikholelwa intombazane eqotho (umfazi, mama) nikukholwe, futhi uvame ukuba yi-jigitis ngokuzimela Qagela ukuthi "uhlobo nokubulala kungaba" - futhi kushiya udumo lwakho lulodwa.
Iziqhingi: Crib for Aboriginal
I-Muskovite Anatoly Sh., Eqhuba iholide eMauritius, yahlangana nomsipha omuhle esiqhilini. Othandweni wayenekhono kakhulu futhi emnene. Kepha nalo kanye usuku ngemuva kokuxhumana ngocansi naye, i-anatoly kusuka emilenzeni ekhanda yambozwa ngesikhumba ngesikhumba semvelaphi engaziwa. Isivakashi sasaba kakhulu, sinquma ukuthi kuyisifo esingesihle sokuvelela. Ngenhlanhla, njengoba kwenzeka vele eMoscow, kwakuyinto nje yokungalingani emafutheni, okuyinto i-Islander egcotshwa esikhunjeni sakhe.
Isakhamuzi saseMoscow Region Victoria N., ukuba seTurputKka esiqhingini sasePhuket, amaphilisi aseThai anciphisa isisindo. Ngesikhathi sokudla kwasekuseni, uVika wathatha izingcezu eziningana ngasikhathi sinye. Kusihlwa, izinga lokushisa lakhe livukile, kwavela ukuthuthumela kwezinyawo nokwephulwa kwezinyawo. Ebusuku, uVictoria kwadingeka ukuthi athuthwe ngokushesha eBangkok ukuthola isifo. Isivakashi sinenkinga enkulu yomsebenzi wezinzwa.
Ngubani osilinde lapha? Ama-Abigiininals eziqhingini ezingaguquki acishe angonakaliswe yimpucuko. Isiqhingi uDon Juans namaChovniks anempilo futhi epulasitiki, futhi umuzwa ngamunye noma isifiso ngasinye ngaphandle kokucindezela kuvezwa ngokuthinta. Nansi ishidi lokukopela: Uma ephathelene nesandla sakho - ucela ukuba yiPolaskaya; anciphise isandla ngaphezulu kwe-elbow - ecela ukungashiyi; Ibeka isandla sakho ehlombe - iya ekuhwebeni; Futhi uma intende yakho ikhala i-Palm yakho - yazi i-Aborigine yakho (Ka) ifinyelela esifisweni! Awumelene na? Kufanele unciphise kuphela ama-pussy akho okuphendula ngokuphendula, futhi isiginali yakho izokwamukelwa futhi inikezwe ngokushesha.
Ukunakwa, abesilisa! Ngaphezu kwamakhondomu, okufanele agcinwe nawo kunoma yiliphi izwekazi futhi kunoma yiliphi izwe, akulona, ukuthwebula umuthi kusuka ku-allergies nawe. Futhi kusengaphambili ukutadisha isimo sokuhlanzeka ezweni, lapho ubamba khona indlela, wenze yonke imigomo edingekayo. Futhi zama ukufunda amasiko endawo nezici ngaphambi kokuhamba, ukuze ungaziboni ukuthi igama elibi noma elicasulayo ngesenzo sendawo.
Ukunakwa, abesifazane! Amanenekazi, kuwe uhlobana ngokulinganayo nabo bonke labo esikushilo kubantu. Futhi, akunjalo, ungathathi izidakamizwa zasendaweni - hhayi ukunciphisa umzimba, noma ukuthuthukisa i-orgasm, noma ukukhula kwezinwele, njll. Konke lokhu akwaziwa amakhemikhali ethu emithi, futhi imiphumela yomthelela wawo emzimbeni wakho angaba okungalindeleki kakhulu.
Izingcingo zeTamtam!
Ukuba seholidini eNingizimu Afrika, abalingani abavela eSt. Ebusuku, izivakashi zavuswa ama-Aborigine azamile ukubenza basuse uDeveli futhi babambe iqhaza kwenye indlela ye-orgy yasendle. AmaPhetrofini abuye azama ukubheka uketshezi olusolisayo futhi abeke uhlobo oluthile lotshani olunephunga elingathandeki. Kuliqiniso, njengoba kuhlangane buhlaze kanzima, ama-Aborigine awazange agcizelele futhi ashiye izivakashi zodwa.
Ngubani osilinde lapha? Akuyona imfihlo yokuthi kusezwenikazi lase-Afrika ukuthi imizila enkulu yezokuvakasha ezocansi iyasebenza. AmaJalimane namaBrithani womabili ubulili ikakhulukazi bathanda ukuhambisa e-Afrika ngemizwa enkulu yemvelo e-erotic. Imfihlo yocansi oludumezayo lwabakhileyo ezwenikazi lase-Afrika neziqhingi ezingathandeki - maqondana nenjabulo yasemhlabeni. Abantu abamnyama bahlobana nempilo elula kakhulu kunabalungu, thokozani nsuku zonke njengezingane, uzama ukuthola injabulo eyodwa ngamaphesenti avela kuyo yonke into abayenzayo. Futhi ngocansi - okokuqala. Mhlawumbe lokhu kuchazwa ngeqiniso lokuthi awekho amakhaza ezweni lawo, nelanga nezithelo - ngaso sonke isikhathi ngaphandle kwemikhawulo ngaphandle kwemingcele. Futhi bona uqobo, kusukela ebuntwaneni, baphambuke ngokukhululekile lapho bezalelwa khona lapho bezalelwa khona ama-pampas e-bandage eyodwa ethambile, ngaphandle kokuhlupha iqiniso lokuthi umzimba onqunu unamahloni, futhi ucansi lungcolile.
Ukunakwa, abesilisa! Imikhuba yezocansi yabantu abaningi base-Afrika ilula futhi ilula. Kodwa-ke, cabanga ngalokhu: Ku-gelades eningi yezizwe, oxhumana nabo bobungqingili kubhekwa njengezinto ezijwayelekile nezijwayelekile! Abantu base-Afrika ephelele nabanenhlalo kanye nama-Afrika nangemva kokusebenza okugcwele okugcwele kuyakwazi ukushaya ubusuku bonke eTamTama nokwenza imidanso yesizwe kanye nomshado. Uma wawela emkhakheni wazo, azobandakanyeka masinyane, ngaphandle kokusuka emlilweni wesiko. Ibhizinisi lakho ukujabulisa, ngenkathi likhumbula ngokuqinile ubulili obuphephile kanye nokutheleleka okuhlangenwe nakho kobuqili (yonke imigomo efanele kufanele yenziwe ngaphambi kwesikhathi). Uma ungafuni izingxabano nabantu abamnyama, gwema ukucwasana kunoma yikuphi ukubonakaliswa. Futhi - igama lesiRussia elithi "Negro". Ibanjwa kalula abomdabu abalalelwayo, njengoba kubizwa nge-nigger yesiNgisi, okucasulayo kakhulu.
Ukunakwa, abesifazane! Khumbula ukuthi uhlangothi oluvukelayo lokuthokoza kwama-Aborigines luwukulula ngokwedlulele kwezimilo. Imvamisa, imisebenzi yabo eyinqaba yachazwa yimithetho yabo engajwayelekile. EGhana, ngokwesibonelo, ekuxhumaneni ngokocansi nanoma yimuphi umuntu wesifazane othanda (ngisho nomncane, oshadile futhi omkhulu) unelungelo lokujoyina wonke amadoda, elisemabhokisini angu- ... $ 50, izimvu eyodwa namabhodlela amathathu e-bamboo i-vodka! Kusekuhle kakhulu kuzofihlwa endabeni yokukhulelwa okungenzeka. Ngakho-ke ungakhohlwa amakhondomu: Bakhona, njengoba besho, naku-Africa Condoms.
Futhi sonke kudingeka sikhumbule into esemqoka: ithi "cha" siqinisile noma kuphi emhlabeni. Futhi "yebo" uhlala ehlala ngokubona kwethu.
Kwikhithi yosizo lokuqala lomhambi
Ungakhohlwa ukupakisha, ukuya endleleni:
- Isifutho se-Epiges (sisetshenzisiwe uma ukuxhumana okungavikelekile kungenzeka, futhi futhi kungokwesiprofetho);
- Miramistin (esetshenziswe ngokuya ngemiyalo ngemuva kokuthintana ngocansi, noma ngabe ikhondomu yenzeka);
- I-bandage eyinyumba kanye nodaka lwe-bactericidal;
- Isixazululo se-Antiseptic (i-chlorhexidine, i-hydrogen peroxide), iodine noma luhlaza;
- Umuthi ovela ku-allergies;
- Ama-painkiller;
- Ikhabhoni eyenziwe;
- Ama-enzymes wokugaya.
Abesifazane:
- Ama-gaskets noma ama-tampons (lapho ukuguquka kwezimo sezulu, umjikelezo uvame ukungqongqelwa phansi, futhi ekhemisi lendawo awukwazi ukuthola umkhiqizo owujwayele);
- Insipho equkethe i-lanolin - kwakha ifilimu evikela emzimbeni, ngaphandle kokunikeza amagciwane ukuze andise. Ngenkathi izindlela eziqukethe utshwala, ngokuhlukile, le filimu ibhujiswe, ngaleyo ndlela ivule umgwaqo ama-microbes. Ngakho-ke, ohambweni olude ngaphandle kwe-lanolin - akukho ndawo!