Vele, nginazo izaba. Okokuqala, ngalala ehhotela ogwini lolwandle lwe-Adriatic, olungesibi kangako. Okwesibili, ngehora leshumi kusihlwa eMoscow futhi, ngokufanele, phakathi kwamabili, ngesiNtaliyane, umkami kanye nendodakazi yami, bacindezelwa esixukwini sabavakashi baseJalimane abangamaJuda futhi baphunyukisa ukuthi benzeni nge iminyaka. Kepha cishe ihora ngaphambi konyaka omusha ngesikhathi sesikhathi saseMoscow se-extrase yomoya olwandle, ngokuhlanganiswa newayini elikhazimulayo, elivulwe njengesikhwama esihle kakhulu sokulala. Ngisho ne-pyrotechnic sabar ngaphansi kwamafasitela owenziwa yintsha yendawo azange asivuse. Futhi akukho ukuzisola ngamathuba alahlekile awahlushwa ngathi.
Inkinga enkulu yamaholide oNyaka oMusha, ngombono wami, ngokuqondile isifiso seManiacal ukuphuthelwa yilutho. Wonke umuntu ogqoke ngamehlo ama-Zombies ukuze abe nesikhathi sokuthenga izipho, agqoke isihlahla sikaKhisimusi, amasaladi okupheka, nalabo abangafuni ukwenza lokhu kufanele kube nesikhathi sokubhuka amathikithi nokulahla. Kepha kuyo yonke le ndlela ezokhunjulwa ekugcineni? Ingabe i-Olivier yakho yenhlangano? Ngale ndlela, kungani kungenjalo. Ngazi intokazi eyodwa kancane ngeshumi amahlanu, futhi wangitshela ukuthi masingaki eminyakeni eyishumi edlule, walungisa ibhakede lokudla koNyaka oMusha, futhi lalimbi kakhulu ekuseni lapho kunesifiso sokuqala impilo entsha. Wathuthela eNingizimu Yurophu, wabopha ngo-Olivier futhi ufundise (hhayi mahhala) izinhlamvu zaseRussia eziphikisana kahle. Kubonakala sengathi i-mantra eyinhloko emihlanganweni yawo inikelwe ekukhuleni ngokomoya, okuvumela ukungadli ngemuva kusihlwa eziyisithupha.
Kuyiqiniso, akuyena wonke umuntu onenhlanhla, kwabanye abajwayelene naye ngoNcibijane woNyaka oMusha, izinkathazo zahlaselwa ngokuphela kokukhuphuka. Ngakho-ke, omunye umbhangqwana wawulethe eKim Basenger naseMickey Rourkom Times "amasonto ayisishiyagalolunye nesigamu" - ekugcineni kwakufanele azenze eTraumopUnct. Kepha bajabula kanjani ubusuku bonke, lapho udokotela ethi kubo: "Ngeke kube khona okungathi sína, bukhoma." Ngokubambisana, nokho, abasahlali, kepha namanje bakhumbula umncintiswano wabo wokwenza ubulili obusha nonyaka.
Omunye umngani wahlatshwa umxhwele yintombazane eyodwa kangaka, okwakuvumile ukulalela ukudluliswa kwesicelo sikaMongameli emcimbini wezihlobo zakhe zothando lwakhe, bese kuba khona eMoscow kusuka komunye wentombi yakhe yesine kuye komunye. Ekuseni wachitha intombazane yakhe ekhaya, wayibonga "ngiyabonga" nokuqabulana okumnene. Ngenxa yalokhu, ubudlelwano abuzanga ukuzungeza, kepha sekuvele impela indoda endala isasho ukuthi ayikaze iboshelwe ekuseni ngoJanuwari kuqala ngomuzwa onjalo wenjabulo ngokuphelele nokulindelwe okukhulu.
Indaba yoNyaka oMusha weCorona ofunda naye ekilasini - mayelana nokusesha okuthile okuqukethe utshwala ekuseni ngoJanuwari kuqala. Indoda yaphuma yaya emgwaqweni futhi yabona ukuthi wayengekho impela eMoscow. Ngenxa yalokho, kwavela ukuthi bekungekude kude, wonke amakhilomitha kumashumi amahlanu, futhi abajwayelene nabantu abasha baphenduka abantu abahloniphekile, kodwa kwamangaza okokuqala kulokho ayekwenze kungakhohlwa.
Ngeke ngikhohlwe, njengeminyaka eyiNkulungwane, khona-ke angikakathandi umkami emanxiweni enziwe kabusha futhi edinga ukulungiswa kwamafulethi. Umkhosi ufana ne-champagne kanye ne-caviar encane, futhi cishe awusebenzi ngenxa ye-antenna tv ephukile. Ucingo lwedolobha luyanqanyulwa, asikaze sithole noma iyiphi ifoni ephathekayo (kuphela ama-pager), ngakho-ke babekhululekile ekutholeni nasekuhalalisweni futhi bakha amapulani wokuphila kwethu ngokuhlangene. Ngisabonakala ngathi ngalobu busuku ngathola isipho sonyaka omusha ophelele - ithemba ngekusasa elihle. Onke la macala anezizathu ezihlukile nophenyo, kepha zihlobene nazo ukuthi ababambiqhaza ezenzakalweni kungenzeka bakholelwa ekufisweni koNyaka oMusha. Ngiyaqiniseka. Vumela futhi unenhlanhla - futhi uzothola isimangaliso njengesipho sonyaka omusha. I-iPhone yesihlanu nekhadi lesipho endaweni enhle kunamathiselwe ...