Akunakwenzeka ukusho ukuthi isifiso sokugwema ezempi yinto entsha. Ngokuphambene nalokho, bekulokhu kukhona kokubili ensimini yezwe lethu nangale kwalokho. Izizathu ezivumela abantu abasha ukuba zingayi empini zihlala zingashintshiwe: impilo ebuthakathaka, izifundo eyunivesithi, ukuba khona kwezihlobo ezinethonya. Kepha konke kuncike ekuqasheni uqobo kanye nomlingiswa wayo. Ngakho-ke, ngokwesibonelo, ukuxhumana kwe-Sean, okuhlushwa izilonda zesisu, bekwazi lokho ngokuxilongwa anikezwe "ithikithi elimhlophe". Kepha i-schotladney eqhoshayo, eyaqhamuka ekuhlolweni kwezokwelapha, icashelwe kodokotela isifo, ngenxa yensizwa eneminyaka eyishumi nanhlanu yabhalisa enye yemikhumbi yemikhumbi yasebukhosini ye-Great Britain. Lapho, wasebenza inqobo nje uma udokotela ethola cishe iminyaka emithathu isifo esifihlwe nguSean. Ngenxa yalokho, abaculi bathunyelwa. Ngokungangabazeki, ngangingasindisa indodana yami embuthweni webutho lomqondisi odumile uSergey Bondarchuk, kepha uFyodor akwenzekanga kuleli mboko. Wayeziqhenya ngoyise - uPeteran wempi enkulu yokuthanda izwe, ngakho angizange ngidale ukwenziwa kwesikweletu sezempi. Ukuzenzelwa okuphawulekile bekungukuthi inkanyezi yesikhathi esizayo yabhalisa eTheamalry Remond of the Taman Convotion, yakheke ngqo ukuqopha "kwempi kanye nokuthula" ubaba wakhe. IMilitia neNikita Mikhalkov kungenzeka ngabe bakugweme.
UNikita Mikhalkov. Photo: UGennady Cherkasov.
Kepha nokho waya ukuyokhonza. Futhi emikhunjini yasePacific Nikita, uNikita, uSergeevich vele, esengumculi odumile, ngoba wayenendima enkulu kwifilimu ethi "Ngihamba eMoscow".
U-Andrei Leonov, wenqabela uyise ukuthi amvakashele ebuthweni. Bengingafuni ngenxa yomzali odumile, kwamkhombisa ukuthambekela kuye. Kepha u-Evgedy Pavlovich indodana kazange alalele wafika kuye ngakolunye uhlangothi. U-Andrei ngaleso sikhathi ubesesibhedlela, bese-ke ukuze angadumazi inkanyezi yeSoviet Cinema, ehlelwe isifungo esisesibhedlela sadi. Into ethakazelisa kakhulu ukuthi yezinkanyezi eziningi, kwakuyibutho elaba yindawo yokuqala yomsebenzi wabo wesikhathi esizayo. Ngakho-ke, uJean Reno akazange acabange ngenkambu yokubamba. Indodana yabafudukayo baseSpain, waphoqeleka ukuba ayokhonza ukuba abe yisakhamuzi saseFrance. Le nsizwa yadlula inkambo yokuqeqeshwa okukhethekile futhi ngokungangabazeki lokhu okuhlangenwe nakho kwakwenza ukuthi kube yinkosi yangempela ekusingatheni izikhali. I-Turning Point kwakungukuqokwa kukaJean okubhekele imicimbi yamasiko kuyunithi yezempi. Futhi kwakumelwe angabhekisi kuphela inani elikhulu lokudlala nama-movie ahlukene, kodwa futhi azame njengamakhonsathi aholayo eshalofini. Ngemuva kwalokho iRenault futhi yanquma ukuthi ngemuva kwenkonzo ebuthweni lempi, izohamba kuphela kumdlali. Obunye ubuchwepheshe abanasithakazelo.
Futhi uChuck Norris, igama langempela lawo nguKalos Rey, kusukela ebuntwaneni baphupha ngokuba yiphoyisa. Yilabo kuphela ababekhonza embuthweni abathathe i-Academy. Ngakho-ke, wabhalisa ezikhundleni zamandla ezulu, wathunyelwa eSouth Korea. Into yokuqala ayitholile esisekelweni samasosha yigama lesidlaliso elithi "chuck", elizobe lihamba kamuva yi-pseudonym yakhe. Esikhathini sakhe samahhala, umculi wesikhathi esizayo wakhipha isithukuthezi, futhi ungazi ukuthi uzithatha kanjani, wabhalisa esigabeni saseJudo. Wayengenayo ukuqeqeshwa kwezemidlalo, ngakho-ke waphula isandla sakhe kwelinye lama-ukusebenzisa lokuqala futhi, esethole ukukhululeka emsebenzini, usuku lonke lwalungene khona ngokungenhle edolobheni. Ngesinye isikhathi ngenkathi uhamba, wabona emakilasini ezikole eTangsudo - Ubuciko baseKorea. Abafokazi abazange bathathe, kepha ngenxa yezizathu ezingaqondakali zikaNorris zahlukile. Ukuqeqeshwa kwenzeka nsuku zonke. Eminyakeni eminingi yokuthola umsebenzi empini, i-chuck yaba yinkosi yangempela yalo mzabalazo futhi yathola ibhande elimnyama. Ukubuyela eMelika, umsubathi wenqaba ukuyokhonza emaphoyiseni, esikhundleni salokho wavula isikole sakhe sobuciko bempi, eyabaziwa kakhulu ukuthi i-chuck yamenywa ukuba idubule kuqala ekukhangiseni, bese kuthi kumamuvi.
U-Arnold Schwarzenegger. Photo: Sipa Press / Fotodom.ru.
U-Arnold Schwarzenegger ukholelwa ukuthi impumelelo yakhe ekwalweni kwezinsimbi nayo ihlotshaniswa nebutho. "Kwaphela amasonto ayisithupha sibambe iqhaza ekuhlolweni," kusho umlingisi engcupheni ukuthi angakwazi ukuphatha ithangi amahora ayishumi nanhlanu ngosuku, ngosizo lwepompo yesandla ukupompa uphethiloli emathangini, lungisa imoto nopende Amathangi amakhulu amafutha. Ngemuva kwezinsuku, saqeqesha cishe ihora. Ngakho-ke, kwakusebuthweni lempi kakhulu kangangokuba ngakhulisa kakhulu izicubu. "UJin HACM wayefuna ukuba ngumlingisi, kodwa wayengenamali eyanele yokufunda. Lapho inkonzo yamabutho inikeze ilungelo lemfundo yamahhala. Lapho yena Ubhalwe e-US Navy, wayeneminyaka eyishumi nesithupha.. Kwaphela iminyaka eyisithupha, wahamba cishe lonke uPacific, wavakashela eHawaii, lapho eya e-Reserve, wathola ilungelo lokufunda kunoma iyiphi inyuvesi noma ikolishi. Futhi i-sog ukubona iphupho lakhe eliyigugu lomsebenzi osebenzayo.
Phakathi kwezinkanyezi zaseRussia, kukhona futhi, amabutho adlale ngayo indima eyokugcina. Isibonelo, ama-hits amaningi eqembu leMumi Troll alotshwa ngu-Ilya Lagutenko ngesikhathi sokubuka ubusuku, aphatha umatilosi emikhunjini.
U-Arnold Schwarzenegger. Photo: Sipa Press / Fotodom.ru.
Futhi ikusasa leLeonid Agutina linqume emngceleni weCarllo-Finnish. Ngendlela, wabhekwa njengesosha eliyisibonelo, elaziwa kaningi ngalo myalo, ongumnikazi weleso. Futhi wahlanganyela ekubomvana komngcele we-Border Oxender. Kepha inkanuko eyinhloko kaLeonid eMbuthweni ibisebenzisa "ukusesha", yadalwa ngokwengxenye. Ngokushesha le nsizwa enethalente yadluliselwa engcupheni yeRed Banner Banner Border esifundeni. Lapho iqembu bekufanele lisebenze eMoscow. Futhi, ngaphezulu, u-Agutin akakwazanga ukuphuthelwa ithuba lokuhlangana nabathandekayo bakhe. Kuyiqiniso, izisebenzi zempi ezivela endaweni yesikole, lapho zazihlala khona, azikhiqizanga ndawo. Kwakufanele ngiphume kuLeonid kwabagulayo. Phakathi ozakwabo kwakukhona i-hangover-stukach, ebika ngalesi sibali. Ngenxa yalokhu, inkanyezi yesikhathi esizayo yajeziswa ngomnikelo ovela ebusheni futhi ibuyele emuva esitembu.
By the way, cishe akekho noyedwa kubaculi baseMelika abenze umsebenzi weKenheroev akazange asebenze empini. UBruce Willis, Sylvester Wortallone, Harisson Ford, Jean-Claude Van Damm, Nicholas Cage, Stephen Sigal, uStephen Sigal, Will Smith - Angikaze ngicabange ngenkonzo.
I-Alexandra Egorova