"Ungalokothi ufunde phambi kwesidlo sasekuseni nasekuseni kwamaphephandaba aseSoviet," futhi le nkulumo yathandwa kakhulu, icishe yagcwala okukhulu "wonke umuntu uzofika okholweni lwakhe." Njengabanye ubuhlakani beSoviet, ngaphathama kuProfesa Peobrazhensky. Ngakho-ke, ukufika ngesithupha ekuseni futhi ngaphuza ikhofi, ngagubha ejimini, ngaphandle kokufunda noma yini. Angizange ngilandele izindaba isikhathi eside. Nginombono wokuthi konke kuthandwa kakhulu.
Ukuzivocavoca kwavalwa, okungenzeki ngememori yami. Emnyango, othile wajoyina ucezu lwephepha ayenalo olusebusweni: "Kuvaliwe i-oda elikhethekile."
Ngakhungatheka. Mhlawumbe, futhi i-alamu yomlilo iphule. Sisekhaya lokhu kwenzeka cishe kanye ngonyaka. Le ndlela ngosuku lwesithathu wonke izinzwa eziyi-9 zazange zikhanye ngehora lesibili. Isikhathi sokuqala kuyesabisa kakhulu, kepha kancane kancane jwayela. Kepha ngandlela thile, kuyacaca ukuthi imiphefumulo ngeke iphule. Ukububula, ngaya emsebenzini ukuze ngibe yinto engabalulekile.
Ihhovisi lami likude eningizimu yedolobha. Umgwaqo omkhulu wawushiywe. Ngasekupheleni komlilo omncane, kwaphuthuma imoto yamaphoyisa. Ngaphezulu kwehlukile. Okwesithathu. Ku-dozen yesibili yeStirlitz yaqagela ukuvula umsakazo. Lezi zindaba zazimbili: okuhle nokubi. Kuhle - Lokho abakutholile amaphekula e-Boston Marathon. Futhi kubi - ukuthi omunye wabo, walengiswa ngezikhali neziqhumane, wagijima futhi waduka kwenye indawo emabhulokini ambalwa ukusuka endlini yami (sihlala e-Newton, emngceleni weWatertown). Wonke umndeni wawusanda kuvuka. Unkosikazi uthathe iholide ngalolu suku ukuhamba nezingane emfisweni odumile enkabeni yeBoston.
Sonke sakhula ezimpini zeHollywood. Yini eyenza iqhawe elibi lapho amaphoyisa exosha? Kulungile, kuqhuma endlini yokuqala futhi kuthatha abathumbi. Noma ubambe umuntu ngqo emgwaqweni. Amaphoyisa abonakala ebheka amafilimu afanayo. Ngakho-ke, njengoba kwenzeka, amahora amathathu phezu kwazo zonke iziteshi, akekho umuntu okufanele aye ndawo futhi angavumeli ukuthi ake avume noma ngubani. Kwakungakaze kwenzeke. Isilinganiso sedolobha laseMultiminion. Onke amabhizinisi avalekile (phakathi kwabanye - inkampani kankosikazi wayo, lapho aqala khona ngokusobala usuku lweholide). Ihhovisi lami lisemuva komgwaqo osondelene naye, ngakho-ke kwasebenza, yize kungenjalo bonke ababefika.
Ngabiza ekhaya, ngaveza ngokuqinile ukuthi uhambo lwendabuko lwekhofi kanye ne-Bun Khansela, futhi luqinisekise ukuthi emahoreni ambalwa kuzoba ama-movie. Lapho-ke ukulinda kwaqala. Angiphumanga ezingosini zezindaba. Bonke abanye abasebenzi, ngokusobala, futhi. Futhi hhayi kuphela abasebenzi bethu. Ngehora lesi-2 ngosuku, i-SMS yaqhamuka ku-Ohio: "Awungeke uze ugcwale le su ??? Futhi-ke izwe lonke lifunda izindaba esikhundleni somsebenzi. "
Izindaba azange zijabulise. Amanye amahemuhemu athathelwa indawo abanye. Kungcono kunabo bonke bafingqe i-caricature ku- reddit.com: "Kulesi sitolo, umsolwa wake wathenga ama-sneaker. Funda ukuxoxisana okukhethekile nomfowethu womsizi wakudala womsizi weMenenja yeSitolo. " Ngehora lesi-7 ngangishayela ekhaya ngilalele, kubonakala sengathi iyingqungquthela yokuqala yabezindaba, lapho inkosi yamaphoyisa yabona khona ukuthi abayitholi amaphekula. Yize bekungaqondakali emehlweni, okwenziwe ekhaya kwakukhathele kakhulu. Sibeke izingane futhi ngaphandle kwethemba eliningi liphendukele i-TV. Futhi lapho ...
Ngabe sengibona ama-blogger amaningi aseRussia ezithombeni eziningi ezidumile: isixuku sihalalisela amaphoyisa. Abahlaziyi bancomeka (noma bayathukuthela - okungumuntu njengoba) nokushisekela izwe labantu baseMelika. Ngakho-ke, bafo, akuwona ukuthanda izwe. Yize umuzwa onamandla kakhulu - ukube bengimi lapho, ngangibuye ngishayele ihlombe. Lokhu kunconywa ngabantu abenze umsebenzi wabo. Futhi benza kahle. "I-My Militia iyangisindisa," Imbongi yaseSoviet yaphuma. Ngakho-ke, lezi zingufosholo. NgoMsombuluko, kwaba nokuhlaselwa kwamaphekula (ngendlela, eyokuqala iminyaka engu-12). NgoLwesine, uthole ukuthi ngubani owenze. NgoLwesihlanu - kuboshwe.
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