Futhi kungani ngize lapha? Yini engiyikhohliwe lapha? "Leli qhinga lihlala lingivakashela lapho ephuma edolobheni elingaziwa esikhumulweni sezindiza. Vele, impilo yoMuntu oneminyaka ephakathi nendawo noma yokuphumula. Ngakho-ke kwaba njalo Ngesikhathi engihamba naye eFrance. Engikukhumbulayo kule adventure cishe yangacishe ibe ngamashumi amabili eminyaka edlule Owesifazane waseKrasnoyarsk, owahlela okuthile eDior Boutique into efana ne-Borodino Fight. "Cha, ugqolozela, ngentukuthelo yakhe kwakhala intokazi yaseSiberia ngamahhashi akhe. - Kwenza lo mkhumbi Ngibambe? Uzongikhombisa ukudla okulula! " Kungenzeka ukuthi kusukela ngesikhathi esifanayo ezindaweni zaseBoutiques, njengomthetho, izingubo ezisele zitholakala. Noma benziwe ngesinye isikhathi.
Lapho siqhubeka nohambo, khona-ke iningi labo besaba izimo ezingafakwanga. Kungazelelwe okuthile kungahambi kahle? Ezweni langaphandle! Ngisho negama lolimi lwabo ngesiRussia alugwemeki! Futhi ngiyavuma, lapho ngifuna ukuba njengabahlanganyeli bombukiso wengxilonkulu futhi kumemeza: "Ngingusaziwayo, ngisuse lapha!" Kwakuku-Arab Emirates. Angikuqondi kahle i-visa, yathatha ipasipoti ukuqeda lesi sigameko, kanye nosuku olungaphambi kokuhamba kwavela ukuthi lo mbhalo awukwazi ukubuya, ngoba umuntu othile obalulekile wafa, kuwo wonke amahhovisi avaliwe. "Yinike manje?!" - Ngizamile ngomusa nge-ejenti yokuhamba yendawo, kodwa ngempendulo enkulu engangilulekwa ukuba yamukele konke ukunambitheka kwe-Oriental. Ngenxa yalokhu - usuku oluthe xaxa osukwini oluthe xaxa lwe-gulf yasePheresiya ngenxa yopharetha wokuvakasha. Lucky? Vele, ukube angizange ngehlise isixuku sabantu abangilindile eMoscow izinsuku ezintathu ngaphambili.
Enye yezinto engijwayele ukulele esitimeleni saseRiga sekwedlule. Kuma-Commanders ohambweni lwebhizinisi kanye namaphoyisa asevele abhale amaphrothololi emcimbini wesakhamuzi esilahlekile selinye izwe, wabuya kuphela kusihlwa ngosuku olulandelayo. Mahlanya kahle futhi umkhaza kwikholamu "ubulili esitimeleni seTambour endaweni ye-European Union." "Strook!" - Ozakwethu abaphetha ngozakwethu, futhi amaphoyisa abesekele. Yize emehlweni wonke umuntu wayenomona. Mhlawumbe lena yi-Serene ende kakhulu yokugcina yesimo esivela esigabeni esithi "Kukhona okungahambi kahle." Wonke umuntu sasisibi kakhulu. I-breakwing enyanyekayo, izinombolo ezincane ezihlazisayo, lapho abantu ababili bengaba khona kuphela uma kwenzeka kuba noxhumananingi obuseduze phakathi kwabo, abathengisi basemgwaqweni abalahliwe abangakwazi ukushaya nje uhlobo oluthile lwe-bullshit, kodwa futhi bakhohliswa ngamanani ... nokunye, kulungile Kuze kube ukulahleka kwephasiphothi, indandatho yomshado, udumo nesithunzi.
Kodwa-ke, kuyathakazelisa ngokwengeziwe. Ukubuyela ekhaya, akunakwenzeka ukuthi unake izihlobo kanye nozakwabo ngendaba ekhuluma ngeBritish Museum noma izigodlo zaseVenetian. Ngubani odinga izithombe zakho ze-iNept of the Eiffel Tower noma iNiagara Falls, nini ngenxa yalokhu okuhle udinga nje ukuze uchofoze kwigundane? Futhi ungazami ukuhlaba umxhwele iqiniso lokuthi uvakashele eKapa Gorn. Lokhu kumane nje kuyidwala. Ngikutshele kangcono ukuthi ufike kanjani lapho. Indiza exhumanisa ngayo ikhanseliwe ukuthi uyivimbe kanjani ikhadi lakho lesikweletu nokuthi undiza kanjani "emmbini" wezindiza zasendaweni ". Ngasizathu simbe, konke lokho okwakubonakala kubuhlungu kithina ohambweni oluningi, khona-ke ngiyakhumbula ngentokozo enkulu kunazo zonke.
Kepha angiyena umuntu othakazelisa kakhulu ngakho-ke ngithanda ukuhamba okuningi, izindaba ezingcono kakhulu kunanoma yisiphi isikhwama sokulala. Ngokwesibonelo, ngiyakhumbula amasonto amathathu kaNontelia emabhishi aseKhupro. Noma unikeze izintelezi zeTurkey zonke zibandakanya. Icala e-Emirates futhi sekwephuzile endizeni eSpain, kunjalo, impango kancane isifinyezo sami esivinjelwe, kodwa ngadlalwa lapho senqabe lapho nginqamula umnikelo wokundiza e-freebie e-Argentina. Kuzokhubeka kakhulu uma ngolunye usuku ngizondiza lapho ngegazi lami. Ngiyazibuza ukuthi kuzoba malini ngamadola ...