Amantombazane amahle lapho umyeni wakho (umngani, umngani, isoka, ukwazana okungavuliwe) uzokuphakamisa ukuthi uye epaki (ehlathini, e-Trum wenqaba, ngoba ubhiya kufanele aphathwe ngokungathi sína. Ngizozama ukuchaza ukuthi singakanani kangakanani.
1. Ubhiya akakwazi ukudakwa njengabaseMelika - kusukela entanyeni ngenkathi ubuka imidlalo yezemidlalo. Into esemqoka kulokhu ubhiya, futhi umdlalo unamathiselwe njenge-snack. Zonke izingxoxo zendoda yakho ukuthi "ngeke sikwazi ukuthola i-pivashik yami," ungafaka isikhalazo esishayweni ngokuthi: "Ngakho-ke bona ne-pivashik yakho akuzona amabala afa kakhulu!"
2. Ubhiya akakwazi ukudakwa njengamaJalimane - ukujuluka ngaphansi kweminyaka elinesibindi nokuthepha ngemibuthano emikhulu etafuleni. AmaJalimane akhuphuka ngokuthatha inamba enkulu yokudla, yingakho beyidumela cishe isizwe esikhulu kunazo zonke emhlabeni. Ngakho-ke ngeke kusebenze okuncane, kepha okuningi - kuyingozi.
3. Ubhiya akanakudakwa njengamaRussia - ukuphuza i-vodka kubo, indwangu futhi uvele ukhafulela phansi phansi. Kulokhu, wonke ama-receptors anambitheka azokhipha ngaphandle, i-vodka "izikolo" ukunambitheka kwesiphuzo segwebu futhi uqala ukufuna ikhukhamba kasawoti.
Futhi manje cishe ukuthi kwesinye isikhathi ungaphuza kanjani:
1. Khetha eyodwa yezinkulungwane ezikhona, ezipholile zokushisa okulungile kwama-degree ayi-12, uthele eglanjeni elihle elinomugqa ophakeme wegwebu, bese ujuluka kancane ukuze ilanga lasebhiya liqale ukudlala.
2. Yenza i-sip eyodwa enkulu, ukuze i-foam ye-semicircle ngaphandle kwezindebe eziphezulu. Lapho-ke udinga ukukhotha ulwidi ngolimi olimini, phakamisa ingilazi, ubheke kuyo ku-interlocutor kanye wink.
3. Ukusho isikhathi eside: "Yebo," bese ukhombisa ikhanda lakho.
4. Phuza ngama-sips amancane, ujabulele ingxoxo evuselelekile.
5. Okokudla okulula ukusebenzisa amantongomane anosawoti (kepha akunakuba nethuba - kudingeka kube lula futhi abhubhise emlonyeni ngamunye ngamunye).
6. Emva komkhosi wamahora amahlanu, ungaqabuli, ngoba iphunga ngeke likwazi ukushaya - kusuka kubhiya ligcinwa isikhathi eside kunanoma yiliphi elinye utshwala!
7. Azikho izinhlanzi ezomisiwe! Ngokuhambisana nobhiya, ngeke kufakwe wena kuphela, kepha impilo yakho yonke yezinsuku ezintathu ezizayo okungenani.
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Ihlobo selifikile. Uzongena nakanjani ebhishi. Lapho udubula esihlabathini esifudumele, bheka ngakwesokunxele nakwesobunxele - mhlawumbe akukude nawe kuzoba yinoma iyiphi iphazili "macho kusuka ku-saya-agacha", ekuqaleni " Kepha lapho "edla" amabhodlela akhe amathathu kabhiya, uzoma kuye, ngoba uzokufa ama-bubble anethezekile, futhi ahlekisayo azogula ngaphansi kwempumulo yakhe. Ungazami ukufana nayo - ungaphuzi ubhiya ngokuqeda ukoma, ngoba akwazi ukuthi ungayigcezela kanjani! Ubhiya unokudla kunokuphuza, ngakho-ke ugqoke igama elithi "isinkwa se-liquid". Khumbula ukuthi i-Beer Mug izokwengeza ngokuzenzakalela esicathulweni sakho amagremu ama-cellulite angenakuqhathaniswa (kakhulu kakhulu kule ndlela ye-carbohydrate), futhi ngasikhathi sinye kuphela izolo muva izophuma.
Futhi ukwengezwa kokugcina, ezokwelashwa: ubhiya utshwala kunzima njenganoma ikuphi okunye, futhi nakwelashwa kakhulu. Ubhiya wamadoda ushaya emsipha wenhliziyo futhi ucindezela ukuthuthukiswa kwe-hormone yabesilisa yabesilisa - i-testosterone. Ngemuva kweminyaka eyishumi nanhlanu namashumi amabili yesipiliyoni sikabhiya esisebenzayo, umyeni wakho (umngani, umngani, isoka, isoka elingaqondakali) uzothola isifuba esilinganiselwe sesibili nembongolo ethambile eyindilinga. Kepha lokhu akusho ukuthi kuyadingeka ukuyeka ngokuphelele lesi siphuzo! Vele nje uwuphuze, amantombazane amahle, ngangokunokwenzeka futhi njengoba ngangifundisa.
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