UJan Tsaznik: "Ngingathanda ukufunda ukubhala izincwadi"

Anonim

- Uhlangana namuphi umbala?

- Ngesizathu esithile, luhlaza lufika engqondweni.

- Wake washo ukuthi ufunda iSchopenhauer, yize ungazange uyifunde?

- hhayi. Kepha ngiyawathanda ama-classics. Ngendlela, muva nje ngifaka inkanyezi ngochungechunge lwamahlaya lwe-TV "Pushkin", oluzovela maduze kuma-STS.

- Ngolunye usuku ekuhlaselweni kwentukuthelo oshaya izitsha, amaphephandaba ahlangana, athutha izinto?

- Impela! Kwenzekile noma yini.

- Wake wenza okuthile egumbini lehhotela noma indawo yokudlela ukuze ube yinkumbulo?

- Decancerter kusuka endaweni yokudlela, kodwa ebusheni.

- Ngabe usunikeze izipho ezethuliwe?

- Yebo, ama-colognes, ukushefa izesekeli, amathoyizi, i-mixer, ukuhlanza i-vacuum, i-TV ...

- Yini engenza ube ngumbise?

- Uma ngiqamba amanga.

- Wake weqa inani lento oyigqokile?

- Benginabo ...

- Ukusabela kwakho lapho kubona okuphindwe kabili?

- Kubukeka kimi ukuthi ngizizwa nginengekayo.

- Inzuzo yakho eyinhloko?

- Ngicabanga ukuthi lokhu ukwethembeka.

- Hlobo luni lokuhlola ongalona?

- Ngemuva kokuhlinzwa ku-Achille Tandons gxuma, njengakuqala.

- Ngubani okuvame kakhulu ukukhohlisa?

- Izincwajana zemininingwane.

- Ukungena okungalindelekile kakhulu okuvunyelwe?

- Iphathe izindiza.

- Yiliphi ithalente ongathanda ukuba nalo?

- Ubuhle, kepha akulona ithalente. Futhi-ke - ngithanda ukufunda ukubhala izincwadi.

- Uthethephi wena namhlanje ekuseni?

- Njengasezinsukwini ezedlule, wathembisa ukuqala ukwehlisa isisindo.

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