"Umthetho wokuvinjwa kokubhema, ngombono, awukwazanga ukungithinta. Ngayeka ukubhema eminyakeni eminingi edlule. Ngokuqinile nangesibindi. Kusukela ezikhathini zangaphandle noma eziyishumi nambili. Lahla inani elingafani nenani lamabhanoyi namabhokisi ama-cigars futhi akazange acabange ukuthi ukuvinjwa kwenhlangano kuzodlula endlini yami. Futhi lokhu kubiza ukuthi lokhu kubizwa umngane wami omude akuzange kungibikezele okungaphezu kwemvelo.
- Ijubane, ummeli we-G XEI! Ngiphinde ngibe "ukukhanya gimor eholidini." Amasiko aqala ukunika okuhle, wabe esethatha konke okuhle kwami. Manje ngifuna imali yokugula. Awufuni ukusiza ngemali - asikho isidingo. Vala icala uqobo. Nginosuku olulandelayo kusasa. Chus.
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UTolik akakaze ahluke futhi ahlaze imvelaphi yakhe ye-odessa. Ngesinye isikhathi, umama wathi ngaye ukuthi 'uyinkulungwane enkulungwane.' Embusweni wami, ukuthi ngubani "izinkulungwane", wachaza ukuthi 'kwakuyisidididi esinye esiyinkulungwane.' Kepha wayengumngane osondelene naye, sasingamashumi amabili, ngangingavumelani noMama, yize isikhathi sesikhombisile ukuthi wabe esemncoma nje. UTolik usuthuthele isikhathi eside e-Odessa. Okokuqala eMoscow, bese eBerlin. UPradedushka Toziya wayenguShoemaker futhi waba yisidakwa sesidakwa, kodwa wayehlala eduze kwesifunda saseBbuyerarab eMoldavian. Ngakho-ke igama elijwayelekile lesidlaliso esijwayelekile esithi "Catrieska", liphendukela emndenini weKatsmanav ezizukulwaneni ngezizukulwane. Umqhele we-Cretinean-Katsmanov Dynasty kwakungumngane wami u-Anatol.
UTolik wadayisela i-falsecake yasendulo evela esikhungweni. Ngeyami. ICatiesnika ayikaze ifundwe ngempela futhi ngokuvamile ayivamisile isandla sale ncwadi. Kumele ngithi kuphume naye ukuqagela akukubi njengoba ngithanda abanye. Izikhathi ezimbalwa zishaya, kepha, kepha le tolik ibizwa ngokuthi izindleko zokukhangisa. EJalimane, "ama-anti-semi kanye nomona" atshalwe kanye iminyaka emibili, "cishe akakaze". Kancane kancane i-anatole yaphenduka ukuqomisana kwakhe, yasusa efulethini eBerlin eduze naseKurfürstendam (Central Street), okwesithathu isehlukanisile futhi yashada okwesine. Ngamafuphi, wayenokuningi noma okuncane konke ngaphandle kukanembeza nemali. Isici esisodwa esingaguquki sasibekelwa kancane ngobukhona bakwa-Odessa Fufledilera - Wahlala egaya amanye angabonakala ngegama le-Cambodian "Dep Jopa". Ngakho-ke kwakuyisikhathi.
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UTolik-Schmoliga ufike kusihlwa kimi ekotishi eliseduze kwesikhumulo sezindiza sazo. Indaba yayifushane njenge-French King PIPIN. Emasontweni amabili edlule, uCatinesca wathwalwa eMoscow hhayi umkhiqizo we-kosher. Ukusuka ezintweni eziyishumi nambili zeFablor Eleven zaziyimisebenzi yababhali banamuhla, kepha eyenziwe kahle ngaphansi kwamaqanda VIKTOR Felixovich Vekselberg. Ishumi nambili (futhi lo takik wayeziqhenya kakhulu) kwakungokoqobo impela, kodwa eyebiwe kancane. Kuliqiniso, hhayi lapha hhayi eJalimane. Ku-NYC. Ihlobo elidlule. KuBerlin Odessa, bekunganqotshwa. Amasiko emasontweni amabili edlule, kungabonakala, kwenziwe ohlelweni "lokubanjwa kwe-loch - futhi i-doi ihamba kancane," okwenza ibhizinisi eli-anti-labasebenzi. Noma ufakazela ukuthi wonke umkhiqizo uyi-bullshit, futhi uhlala phansi nge-fake, noma efakazela ukuthi yonke into iyisimo, futhi ihlala kwenye i-athikili. Kwakukhona enye inketho yesithathu - ukubanikeza imali. Kepha ngalokhu, lapho umkhawulo uwela umngcele, uTolik wayekubi, wavuma ngempumelelo ukufaka inkokhelo futhi, esho amasiko "amaJalimane", alahlwe eBerlin.
Ekuseni "i -berrgovaya" efanayo yashintsha, njengoba okokugcina, futhi sahambisana ukuxoxisana.
Ngemuva kwehora nesigamu, ukuvumela izikhulu zamasiko ukuthi zikhulume nami ngoFiliphu Kirkorov, uStas Mikhailov, u-Olga Orlova noPrigogina, ngithembisa kakhulu abafo ukuthi angizukufaka noma ngubani ngokuphanga. Sashukumisa izandla zethu, uCatrinesca wanikeza lonke ulwazimagama lwaseJalimane ngesimo seCucus naseDanges, futhi sahamba saya edolobheni linazo zonke izimpahla.
Amakamelo edolobhana laseGolf Club Nakhabino ame nezinqwaba ezikhanyayo. Izingcezu eziyisithupha inqwaba. Sinika ezethu, sabona iqembu elincane lomakhelwane kanye nezinye izilwambuzane, abagigisekile, ababheke phezu kompheme wethu.
Kusuka kumngane weminyaka "Helloy", izintombi ezimbi zikhala, ngezikhathi ezithile ziphenduka ukukhala kwabesifazane nomsindo wezinto eziwayo. Kuleli lizwe, ngokusobala kwakuyimpi embi futhi enegazi yezitsha zethu. Ngubani nakulokho akushaya akubonakali. Izwi lakhala nge-Donetsk acternt futhi lalifana nalowo owayekade engowamantombazane ekuseni.
Ekugcineni, yonke i-smalllo.
"Ngokubona kwami, othile usendlini yakho," uTolik wasayina.
Kwakungekho lutho olungakwenza, futhi mina, ngibuthana nomoya, ngesibindi futhi ngasondela emnyango wendlu yami yokuhlala ukuze ngibheke ku-keyhole. Kwakungekho muntu egumbini lokuhlala. Ngalalela ukuthula futhi futhi kabatholanga lutho oluphazamisayo.
Into yokuqala engiphuthume emehlweni nasezandleni zami lapho ekugcineni siye endlini kwakunguJessica. I-Yorkshirich, ebona umnikazi, yathuthukiswa ngaso leso sikhathi ngaphansi kosofa futhi, yagoba wonke amarekhodi e-Olimpiki ekugxumeni izinja, bekuyinhlangano eyodwa ezingalweni zami. Inja elandelayo ine-Maneuver, wazama ukukhuphuka ephaketheni elingaphakathi le-jacket ikhanda phansi wazolile. Ngobukhona bakhe manje bafana nokuthuthumela okuncane eduze kwepeni lomthombo. Ekamelweni lokuhlala, izingcezu zezitsha zazilele kulo lonke, izinkomishi zami zegalofu, imicamelo kasofa, ifenisha nazo zonke izingubo. Itafula lokudlela lalilele eceleni kwemigwaqo, ngokusobala libonisa ukubukeka kwakhe ukuthi wayesanda kukhuthazelela uhlobo oluthile lokuvinjezelwa.
- UPonderhui zeblotka (abale ukulahleka), - bakhiphe umkhandlu obalulekile we-anatoly, ukuhambisa umkhuba wemizuzu emibi kuya ku-Ukraine "Kuyathakazelisa ukuthi yimuphi umsuka waleli gama?" - Kwakhanyisa ekhanda. "Cishe bobabili noma bobabili," nginqume, "kodwa omunye wabo ubaluleke kakhulu," wabheka nxazonke. Lesi sithombe safana ngempela ne-pogrom encane endaweni yokuhlala egadiwe. Gcina umcabango omangalisayo - ophazamisayo owagcina ethola okuthile, ngaphuma eVeranda.
Ekhoneni, elisakaza izandla nemilenze nge-angle ngama-degree angamashumi ayisishiyagalolunye, kukhumbuza i-punch of a plaks, yayihleli ngentombazana ehlanekezelwe.
- Well, wena nobuhle! - Nginginike i-crust ekhoneni le-veranda futhi ngokushesha ngaqala ngandlela-thile ngibhidlizwa ngokungenisa kanye nokuxolelwa kwenhlekelele.
Incazelo ye ngizwile yehlela elandelayo.
Ngemuva kokuya emasikweni kusenesikhathi, uGalya wadla isidlo sasekuseni futhi waqala ukuhlanza indlu. Ukuba esitezi sesibili, kuzwakale amaSpain amabili ngezindlebe zakhe kwangena ekotishi lakhe futhi wazama ekuqaleni ukuthi kunesimo sokuhlanza se-vacuum, bese bebefuna isibikezelo semfundo esiyimfihlo senyanga ezayo endlini. AmaSpaniard anezindlebe ahlukile kuzo zonke ezinye izizwe zomhlaba, futhi akufanele ngihlenge, konke kuhle, ukhathele kakhulu kunoma yikuphi, kulwela emuva kwalawa ma-bastards. Futhi ngokuvamile, kufanele kuphuze ama-bush, njengoba le mibili ingacasha futhi manje manje ethoyilethi. Futhi manje mina ngokwami ngizosebenzelana nabo. Noma kunjalo, izivakashi zami, akazange azimeme. Lapho-ke incekukazi yavala amehlo, ngahlala esimweni esinjalo, ngingahambi, imizuzwana engamashumi amabili yathi: "Kuhle ukuthi amahlathi akhona agcwele nesundu, kepha akusoze kwaba nesikhathi sokugijima" ... ngemuva kwalokho incekukazi waphonsa ikhanda lakhe endaweni ethile ohlangothini lwangemuva futhi wesaba. Ngasondela esondelane futhi ngahlwitha uGalina. Kuwo, akukho lutho olunuka, ngaphandle kokuthi iphunga elisanda kuphekwa umchamo. Inqwaba yemicabango iphazanyiswa ngebhokisi elimhlophe ngesandla sophahla.
"Indoda endala," Waphendukela kimi, "Lesi siwula sashisa wonke amakhukhi!"
- Yini ikhukhi? - Ngibuze ulimi olugwazwe.
- Yebo, yini esiyitholayo? Amakhukhi afana ne-cookie ye-offy, kepha kancane ngezinongo. Ngindiza ngisuka e-Amsterdam izolo. Futhi lapho ngathenga ikhukhi nge-hashish, imnandi kakhulu. Futhi lesi sixhumanisi, lapho sengingavinjelwe ebusuku, nganquma ukukuqeda. Kwakudingeka, kunjalo, kuye, sho ngento ekhethekile, kepha ngiyazi, wayazi ukuthi unesitolo senkosi ...
- Lalela, ulimele, kungani ulethe endlini, awazi ukuthi mina nonkosikazi angikaze ngithintile lokhu okumbi? Ngabe ufuna izingane zithandani ukuba zijabulise, ucezu lwe-idiot?
"Uyehlile kanjani njengezinyosi (ukuhlanya) embhoshongweni: ngezwa, sho unqatshelwe ukubhema, ngakho-ke nginqume ukuthi akekho umuntu owenqabele sho ?!
Kwakuyihlaya lakhe lokugcina. Ngamkhumbula iminyaka engamashumi amane yobungani bethu, unina, zonke izihlobo zakhe nomakhelwane bezungeza indlu esiteshini seshumi nane e-Odessa. Nokho, uTolik wathula, ngokusobala, wayefuna ukuphikisana na ...
Ngalesi sikhathi, uGalya, ojaha futhi ukhanye, uhambe, wenza imisindo ethile engaqondakali. Ngangikhathaza ngaya ekotishi eliseduze kumuntu omaziyo. USergey House wayengekho, kepha umkaLYuba wangilalela ngentshiseko. Empeleni, kwakungekho lutho oluzolalela, ngoba ngabuza ifoni yalowo onokwethenjelwa udokotela owayengafika manje. ULyuba ushayile wathi yena uqobo ubiza olunye, ebhodini lakhe, manje uzoqala, kodwa uzokuqala ama-euro angamakhulu amahlanu. Ngavunyelwana ngavunyelwana ngabuya kwa-Veranda. Mina isithunzi sivuke amagagasi, ngandlela thile uGharne Dernaschi wabe eseguga eshawa. Ukuvuselela umzimba wentombazane (ukulungiselela ukuqamba igama) egeza) Nginami ngesibindi, i-catiesnik ilalele ngesibindi ukuthi iRosalia Yakovlevna, umbuso wezulu wayo, bekufanele ngabe usuka isisu. UTolik kusuka ekuphangeni kwamakhukhu nge-Odessa accent, kodwa waqhubeka uthule.
Kwakungasekho mandla okuphakamisa umzimba esitezi sesibili egumbini likaGalina, nathi, ngandlela thile sasonga isifunda saseDonetsk eTerry Robe, sayibeka egumbini lami lokulala. Ngemuva kwesigamu sehora, kwavela udokotela ephelezelwa ngumakhelwane kaLuba. I-Shy Dima iminyaka engamashumi amathathu ikhuphuke egumbini lokuhlala lapho kulunywa yi-china, kuze kube sekupheleni kwathola i-pyatokatnik efiselekayo. Emva kwalokho wangena egumbini lokulala, wathinta uGale kaLob, wabheka isizathu esithile, ephakamisa izizathu zakhe eziphezulu, wambuza ukuthi kwenzekeni. Nginomhawu ... ngalesi sikhathi, uTolik wabuye wangena esiteji futhi, kepha kulokhu wabuza umbuzo obaluleke ngokwengeziwe.
- Wena, i-collech, ukulimala noma unayo i-sho ekhethekile?
Umbuzo wawungekho esweni, kodwa emlonyeni, ngoba kwavela nokuthi udokotela wayengudokotela wamazinyo. Amashiya ami amanga amanga amanga amanga ake wabona eLysina, kodwa ngaleso sikhathi uLyboa wangishaya ngengxabano engakazalwa: "Ucele udokotela wakho. UDima uhlukile kakhulu "... Ngemuva kwalokho umbhangqwana uthathe umhlalaphansi nge-euro yami engxenyeni ezayo ehlobo ngamagama:" Masihambe, Udokotela, nawe ngasikhathi sinye ungibhekele "...
Saqala ukuhlanza izakhiwo. Ngokungajwayelekile, kwakubuhlungu futhi kunzima ngasikhathi sinye. Emizuzwini eyishumi nanhlanu, umsebenzi wethu ongafanele waphazanyiswa yimisindo yokwelashwa "ekuhlolweni" komakhelwane, okufika ngamafasitela avulekile. Ukuthi ngabe ama-euro angamakhulu amahlanu avulela isiguli nodokotela wakhe, noma ngabe ahlola konke, kepha i-cacman sasihlanza, sishiya ingilazi ye-conac, sishiya uDokotela ahlole kancane, isiphetho. Ngenhlanhla, ungumpheki - weza ngokushesha okukhulu. Kuyabonakala, "ukuhlola" kwaphela. Iqiniso lokuthi udokotela akazange abheke umakhelwane okokuqala, ngisho noJessica wayeqondakala. Unguye futhi "udokotela wakhe wamazinyo". Kepha kungani bekufanele ngiyikhokhele, kwakukhona idolobhana elincane eliyimfihlo likaNahabino.
Ngokushesha unkosikazi wabuya ekhaya nangokuthengile. Intandokazi yabukeka imangele kancane kimi nge-scoop nomshanelo, ezingilazini ezimbili ezingenalutho etafuleni eliseduze ne-TV, entombazaneni enqunu, yabuzwa buthule:
- Futhi yini, eqhubekayo?
"Le yindaba ende," ngaphendula.
Ukubona ukuthi isimo sifudumele kancane, uTolik wabeka i-baseball cap kanye namagama athi "Ngizohamba nomoya omncane ophefumulayo, uma kungenjalo uphumile" ukuphuma.
- Yindaba ende? - Ngiphindaphinde engikuthandayo bese ngingeziwe - lutho, qala. Uyazi, nginakho, ngokungajwayelekile, kulobubusuku obugcwele.
"Uyabona, injabulo yami, uTolik wafunda ephephandabeni lokuthi manje eRussia ayisabhemi futhi ngenxa yalokho anqume ukuthenga amakhukhi ... Oatmeal ... futhi empeleni bathande i-gale ...
Ekuseni ngaphuma emgwaqweni nase-Obomlel eTetanus. Amakhaza amabili e-vranbadadan ama-vranbadan ayelele othandweni lomakhelwane. Bathula uKarkali futhi baqinisa izinyawo zabo, belele epinki ephukile ngokuphelele. Imoto yaphulwa ngaphezulu kobuso bonke futhi ifana nedolobha elincane laseGrozny ngesikhathi sempi yokuqala noma yesibili. UTolik wasukuma emphemeni wethu ngepotimende esandleni sakhe futhi kunalokho graunts emadodeni, agqoloze izinyoni ze-ribibo.
- Uyazi, ama-euro angamakhulu amahlanu, empeleni, awabuyi, kepha ukufuziswa okunjalo ngisho nasesiteshini sasolwandle akusona umsele eminyakeni engcono kakhulu. Futhi bengisenebhokisi elincane lekhukhi, endaweni yokugcina. Taki I ebusuku eTaratayka futhi wafafazwa, ukuze nabanise bakuhle empilweni ...
Ngesizathu esithile, ngangihle. Futhi mina ngiphinde ngithole inkumbulo endala yokuxolela uTolika-Schmolica. Izinkumbulo zentsha ziyinto enhle, uyazi ... Yebo, futhi impi yokulwa nokubhema yinto enhle ... "