Masinyane ngifuna ukukunciphisela esifisweni sokuzisola. Noma kunjalo, ngabhala le kholamu ngogu lolwandle, ngijabulela izinsuku zokugcina zehlobo, kanye nedolobhana elisha kakhulu uMoozzarella, utamatisi, ukunambitheka ongathengisa ngawo izwe, uCrispy Chiabatta newayini elivela esivinini esingumakhelwane. Kodwa-ke, iqiniso lapha alikho ewayinini kuphela.
Cishe bonke abangane bami bangichithe kuleli holide ngamehlo, bagcwele uzwela, yize ngonyaka owedlule babengekho ukulila nokuvuka. Ngemuva kwalokho ngangifuna ukuzungeza zonke izinkundla zokuphumula futhi ngicelwe ukuthi ngikhohlwe ngezipho ezifiselekayo ezingabi buthakathaka ngaphezu kwama-degree angamashumi amane. Kepha ezinyangeni eziyishumi nambili ezedlule kwakukhona izinguquko ezincane: mina nomkami saphinde saba ngabazali abasebasha, futhi umngane wami wamemezela ukulungela kwami ukuhlolwa okubizwa ngokuthi "uhambo nengane ezandleni."
Empeleni, kwakuwukuvunguza ngaphansi kwebhande. Futhi kungalindeleki ngokuphelele. Kwakungijwayele kimi kwaba sengathi sinemibono efanayo kakhulu naseholidini, futhi ingane ohlelweni lwamanani ethu amaholide ayizange ihambisane nganoma iyiphi indlela. "Yonke i-Europe iphumule kakhulu," abantu bakithi babubulwa ngokuqoqa i-melinka ohambweni olude kakhulu. "I-Europe yonke iyophumula ngendlela ehlukile, ungabi ugogo walezi zingane ngamathambo eNarcissistic, okuyizimpesheni esikhundleni sabazukulu banesifiso sokuhamba," Njalo lapho ngifuna ukuqaphela ukuphendula. Futhi lapha nguwe weza ngama-rakes, asetshenziselwa ukuphathwa ngempumelelo. Futhi singasho ukuthi ithrekhi kubo siphakamise umuthi wanamuhla: Abasekeli bezingane base beluleka cishe kusukela ezinsukwini zokuqala zokuphila ukuze bahudule izingane olwandle.
Kuliqiniso, ngaphambi kokufika olwandle, safika eSheremecyevo. Cishe ngehora lesine ekuseni. Sibe namasudi amathathu emithwalo, izikhwama ezintathu zezandla, umntwana onezinyanga eziyisikhombisa, ezinokuziphatha kwawo kwanoma yikuphi ukubikezela, kanye nomademoiselle oneminyaka eyishumi, elungele ukunyamalala nganoma yisiphi isikhathi endaweni engaziwa. Saba nendiza eya eRoma, ukuhlela ngehora nenye indiza eya edolobheni ngegama, namanje lenqabe inkumbulo yami. Kwakusobala impela ukuthi ngeke siye kunoma yisiphi isimo sangaphambi kwendiza. Lokho bekungekhona ngisho nemicabango. Izinkumbulo kuphela zokundiza eBerlin ezikhuphuke. Mayelana nengane emnandi yaseJalimane eyayigoqa cishe ikhonsathi yamahora amabili, angenayo indlela yokubuka noma yimuphi umlingani esihlalweni soMouse, kanye nesihlalo esiseduze, umama-dut futhi Abaphathi, abangakwazi ukuyeka lobu busuku. Ngokusobala, kwakudingeka sisinde amahora amaningi inzondo ezonkezo ezivela ngaphandle.
Ngemuva kwesigameko eRoma, ngaya endlini yangasese ngilahla i-diaper, egcwele imbangela yobuntwana, futhi yathola ukujwayela okwakudala. Wandizela enkampanini yozakwabo ukuze bakhiphe isikhathi. Bonke babemnandi kakhulu. Ngisezokwenza! Bambalwa abantu abazolayisha ngemuva kokudla kwasekuseni kwasekuseni ngewayini. Ukubukeka kwami kwabangela imizwa exubile. Akufakwanga ukuthi i-diaper yahlabeka umxhwele ngokuyinhloko, okwakukhona kwabaningi babo kwakuyinto efana nomkhumbi omncane wangaphandle. Saxoxa kancane, sibuyele endaweni yethu, ngavele ngabona ukuthi angizizwa nginomona omnyama, kanye nesihawu esingenakuphikwa ngokwami - imizwa, kufanelekile lapho kushayisana lapho kushayisana lapho kushayisana khona lapho kushayisana khona. Konke ukwesaba kwahlala eMoscow, futhi kungenzeka ukuthi ukuzola kwanginika amadodakazi angenakuphela, owanquma ukungenela isithombe samantombazane amahle.
Kuliqiniso, namhlanje lezi zintombi ezihlekisayo ziziphatha njengezincane ezine, ngakho-ke sekuyisikhathi sokuba ngikholise amaNgisi asebekhulile futhi ahambe ngezinyawo. Ngingasho lokho ngokwami ngaphendula imibuzo emibili ebalulekile. Ngabe udinga ukuthatha izingane eholidini? Vele akunjalo. Kungenzeka yini ukuphumula nabo? Uqinisekile.