"Isitayela Sokuqoqwa Kwezothando"
Le ndaba yenzeka kimi eminyakeni embalwa edlule. Ngaphambi kwempi yamaKurats, ihora nje lasala lapho abangane bami bekhumbula lapho bekhohliwe ukuthenga izibani ze-bengal (lapho ngaphandle kwazo) nendlela "ye-Stone-Scipror-iphepha" ikhethe umuntu ogijimela esitolo, esithi, wayekude endlini. Lokhu "kwenhlanhla" ngaphenduka. Kwakufanele ngihambe, kahle, yini okufanele ngiyenze? Esitolo, ngokumangazayo, kwakukhona abantu abaningi, kwenye indawo engxenyeni yehora ngangima kulayini, ngathenga engikufunayo, ngagijimela emuva. Ngisifuna kakhulu ukuba nesikhathi sabangane engingaboni ukuthi imoto ingikhombisa kanjani. Insizwa evimbela isondo, izama ukugwema le ngozi, igoqwe ngokuqinile eceleni futhi ibambezele ku-dick. Ngenhlanhla, akekho owalimala, futhi yena, emamatheka, washiya imoto futhi akazange aqale futhi, engimangale. Ngaphambi kwempi yama-chimes, ngasikhathi sinye, kwakukhona imizuzu eyi-10 - indoda encane - yacela ukuba ngigubhe uNyaka oMusha ngaphandle: futhi waphuthuma komunye umhlangano webhizinisi nabangane, nalapha Ngi ...) ngazibeka ekhanda likaSanta Claus. Ezandleni zami bebekhona manje "bejabule" amalambu bengalo, ngakho-ke sasingaphansi komugqa, bese bebajabulisa isikhathi eside, baphuthuma ubusuku bonke bezungeza idolobha futhi ... bachitha unyaka wonke olandelayo. Manje sixhumana nabangane, kepha sisakhumbula ngalolo suku. Akusona isimangaliso?
"I-Flashmob ngonyaka omusha"
Kokunye okunjalo, kusukela ngo-December 31, ngoJanuwari 1, ngandiza emiqhudelwaneni elandelayo ye-tennis eMoscow. Phambilini, thatha amathikithi awazange asebenze, kepha ngokuhamba kwesikhathi bengingafuni, ngoba izihlobo nabangane abaseduze babelindile ekhaya. Unyaka omusha kwadingeka uchithe esibhakabhakeni. Kwamangala kanjani lapho ncamashi 00.00 Bonke abagibeli babedanile ezivela ezindaweni zethu baqala ukudansa kukhabethe ezungeze intamo, izikhonzi zendiza zenze zonke izingilazi nge-champagne, futhi umshayeli wekhabethe wamemezela: " Kusukela kuNyaka oMusha! " Bengicabanga ukuthi kwakunguhlobo oluthile lwe-flashmob noma ukudweba, kepha kwavela ukuthi akukho okufana nalokho! Ngakho-ke bajabulisa abantu bethu. By the way, sixhumana nabanye abagibeli kuze kube namuhla futhi sihlele ngandlela thile ukuphinda unyaka wethu omusha ohlanganyele, kepha mhlawumbe manje kufanelekile ukuzama, ngokwesibonelo, ngaphansi kwamanzi? :)
Ithemba likholelwa ezimangalisweni, ngakho-ke zenzeka empilweni yakhe njalo. Photo: Lilia Sharlovskaya.
"Ezemidlalo New Year on Mats"
Njengoba ngichithe umuntu umatasa futhi cishe sonke isikhathi sami ekuqeqesheni, khona-ke ngake ngahlangana nonyaka omusha ejimini, ngoba umqhudelwano wahlelwa ngoJanuwari 2, futhi kwakungekho sikhathi sabafana, kanye nokuqeqeshwa okulandelayo waqokwa okokuqala unyaka omusha. Kepha abangane bami babesenzeka - abangane bami beza e-New Year Eva ejimini, saphuza i-champagne ngqo ekonzweni, sabona inkulumo yokukhuluma esikrinini se-laptop, sabe sengibe neqembu le-chic - ngeke Khohlwa lowo nyaka omusha. Ngiyajabula ukuthi kunabantu abanjalo nami, abahlala besekelwa yimi, ngubani, uma kunesidingo, baya egubha uNyaka oMusha nami okungenani egumbini elingaphansi. Ngiyabonga, bangani abathandekayo! Ngifisa wonke umuntu athole futhi angalahli abantu abazokuxhasa kukho konke futhi njalo! Jabulela unyaka omusha!
Cishe usuvele waqonda ukuthi ithemba lonyaka omusha alizange lihlelele isikhathi eside - impilo ngokwayo inquma konke ngaye. Ubheke phambili kulo nyaka omusha we-Eva nethemba lokuthi lezimanga ngeke zilinde ukulinda. Futhi ekugcineni, umsizi wethu weluleka: "Ngabe ufuna izimangaliso nawe? Vele ukholelwe ukuthi zikhona. Kulula kakhulu. "