Malunga nokoyika
Uninzi lwehlabathi lonke ndoyika ukwenza inambi. Ukongeza, ayiyothusi: Inyoka, iinyoka, iimpuku-musa ukunika isirinji, kwaye emva kokuba ndibona isirinji, kwaye ndaye ndingena kuba ndinamanzi .. . Ngokukhawuleza ndifikile kum isirinji okanye umongikazi, imilenze yam kwangoko.
Ngesinye isihlandlo ngexesha lefilimu yefilimu "i-Ling fu", ndawugqobhoza umlenze, kwaye igazi lenxeba lingamiswanga. Ndasiwa esibhedlele apho ugqirha wathi kuyimfuneko ukwenza inaliti evela kwi-tetanus. Kwimeko nje xa ndagqiba kwelokuba ndicacisa ukuba kunokwenzeka ngaphandle kwayo, kodwa ndinempendulo engentle. Ndikhumbula ukuba ibhedi yesibhedlele yayikho, ngaphandle kokuba yena ephuma kwiivili; Ndiyiveli ibhulukhwe yam kwaye ndalinda.
Kungekudala unyulu weza kum, wabona inaliti, ndayoyika ngoko nangoko. Ndixoka, ndatyhala ebhedini yam ngaphambili. Umongikazi wayeyintombazana eselula ngokupheleleyo, kwaye lonke eli xesha wandisukela; Emva koko abanye abantu beza kuhlangula abavimbele indlela yokubaleka.
Into ehlwempuzekileyo ayikaneli xesha lokundazisa isirinji, njengoko sele ndiqalile ukulila. Baninzi abakujikelezile, akuva oko kukhala, babona ukuba yintoni na le nto, kwaye, bafundile ukuba ndisoyika inaliti, wonke umntu wahleka.
Iphepha lokuChubha "Ndonwabile"
Malunga nomsebenzi
Emsebenzini wam, andize ndizisole amandla, kwaye wonke umntu olwaziyo endiya kuyibona. Kwi-Hong Kong Plailmmers, de uhamba entshukumo: "Xa uphume shackie chang, kungekho tyala uthatha umrhumo, vumela intlawulo yenyanga. Ekupheleni, fumana ubutyebi kwaye ungayithenga indlu. " Kwaye konke kuba ndihlala ndisusa ixesha elide kakhulu. Ngaphezulu kwento enye yemizuzu yeshumi elinambini ukusuka kwi "MARD CROD 2" Sasisebenza iinyanga ezintathu ezinesiqingatha, iintsuku ezimbini bezibhalwe isasa esinye. Akukho mntu wayenokwenza njalo, ngaphandle kwento enjalo enjengam.
Xa ndidutyulwe "isikrweqe sikaThixo 3: Umsebenzi uZodiac", bendisele ndineminyaka engamashumi amahlanu, kodwa ndisathatha inxaxheba kwizinto ezininzi ezenziwayo. Ekuqaleni kwefilimu kukho isiqendu xa ndixoka phantsi komzimba wemoto. Ndinxibe isuti yeroller, ngelixa imoto ibingasakhawuleza ngesantya esiphezulu; Ukuba bendigxothiwe ngequbuliso kwaye nditshintshe kancinci kwelinye icala, isandla sam siyawakhupha ngoko nangoko amavili. Ewe, andizange ndiboyike ngalo mzuzu? Ewe kunjalo, yayinjalo, kodwa kwiminyaka emininzi yokufobhanya, sele ndiqhelekile ukuba, kamsinya nje ndisiva "ikhamera!", Ndayeka kwangoko lonke ilizwe.
Sele emva kokuba kufihlakeleyo, ndiqala ukoyika kwaye ndicinge malunga nokuba ndisaphula isandla okanye umlenze. Kodwa ukudubula ifilimu liphupha, kwaye kubalulekile ukuba siye kusondela kweli tyala ukuze sifanelwe ngababukeli bakho.
Spielberg kunye neJackie chan
Ukuqala kwam ukudibana noSpielberg, ndavuya kakhulu: ungumphathi omkhulu, andazi ukuba ndiza kuthetha naye. Ekugqibeleni, xa kwakuvulwa ucango, ngoko ngovuyo waza wakhwaza wathi: "Owu! UJackie Chan! " Kwaye ngelixa ndipeyintiwe, ngokwemvelo singathethi. Onjani wona umzuzu onzima! Ingqondo yam isebenza ngesantya esihlanyayo, ndiza kuthatha isihloko esithile sengxoxo. Ndigqibile, ndabuza:
- Kodwa, umzekelo, iifilimu zakho "ze" Alien "," ipaki yexesha elivuyiweyo "- Ukwazile njani ukufezekisa iziphumo ezikhethekileyo? Kwaye abantu kunye ne-dinosaurs-yonke into ihamba ikholwa kakhulu!
- A, kulungile, ilula kakhulu, ndihlala ndicinezela amaqhosha ahlukeneyo ... amaqhosha, amaqhosha
Kwaye kwakhona amaqhosha, utshilo. - Kodwa ngexesha lokudubula wenza amaqhinga amayingozi kakhulu: Tsiba eluphahleni, ukusuka ematyeni, uyiphatha njani yonke le nto?
-Uhle, ndisalula: "moto!", "Iqalile!" Faka. "Yeka!" Isibhedlele, ndahleka.
Jackie chan kunye nabalandeli
Ngelo xesha, xa ndandiqala ngokukhawuleza ukuthandwa eMzantsi-mpuma e-Asia, kubo bonke abalandeli bam, mhlawumbi bengabaseJapan. Babesoloko besazi kwangaphambili indlela yam, emva koko bathenga amatikiti kwaye bandilandela kwihlabathi liphela. Ukufumanisa ukuba ndiza kuyeka apho ndiza kuyeka khona - yeyiphi igumbi, leliphi igumbi, babhukisha lonke amagumbi aseleyo. Igumbi ngalinye lalifumaneka kwindawo ezintathu okanye amane amantombazana. Babengaphazanyiswa kuko konke, kodwa nje ukuba ndivele kwipaseji, onke loo mnyango ngoko nangexesha lokuginya.
Ukuba ukukhanya kutshiswa kwigumbi lam, akukho namnye kubo olele, abalandeli balinda. Ndikhe ndalala emva kwexesha, kodwa ukuze babengahlali nam ngaphandle kokulala, ndathatha itawuli egumbini lokuhlambela ndayifaka umpu phantsi komnyango. Ke ndinokuvuka kakhulu njengoko uthanda.
Ukuzalwa koNyana.
Abantwana abasandul 'ukuzalwa bajongeka benzakalisa, kwaye ndaqala ukumbona, andiziva ndikwindawo engapheliyo, kwaye ndandingakhathali ngokupheleleyo. Okokuqala, ndagqiba kwelokuba ndicacisa ukuba unempilo esempilweni.
Qiniseka ukuba umhle kakhulu ngenkangeleko, ndonwabile. Kwaye ngelo xesha ndandingalindelanga ngokupheleleyo. Iarhente yam, ndimi ecaleni kwayo, yachukunyiswa. Kwaye andizange ndikholelwe ukuba namhlanje mna, jackie chan, ndaba nguTata. Iinyembezi zeLucky, ndahleka.