UAlexander Melman: "Siqinile kakhulu

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Inenkalipho, batsho. Yiza, unokwenza yonke into. Inkwenkwe ekrelekrele, iyayazi ukuba iphi i-Red Line, apho uza kuhlala khona ngexesha. Usenza isidima!

Kwaye i-Galkina ayikhathali. Ukhwela izixeko kunye nobunzima ngeenkanuko kwaye akanakuyeka. Kwaye ayinakuyeka. Okanye awufuni. Uthi malunga ne-Spin - oh, moms! Enjalo malunga nezakhono zethu kwaye ngokubanzi malunga neTV, ukuba i-tv iqhuma kunye nabasasazi kwaye kufanelekile.

Kanjani, ukuba kutheni le pople man inomfazi ongaphantsi komfazi wavuma ukuba phantse uNavalny. Kweneke ntoni?

Kwathi ke ukuba i-maxim yindoda, indoda inengqondo, I-homo sapiens. Ayisiyonto yokungcangcazela, kodwa ilungelo linayo.

Unento yokuphulukana ne-sobchak? Ewe, kunjalo apho. Umntu usebenza (kwaye isebenza njani!) Kwijelo lokuqala lelizwe, kukho iinkqubo ezimbini, ezingaqhelekanga kwezopolitiko. Ndikhokelela ngokugqibeleleyo, ndimele nditsho, ngokukhanya. Kodwa akukho ndawo enye eyona njongo iphambili. Umabonwakude kunjalo, okwethutyana. USatiri, kwaye kuvakala ngeqhayiya. Ngapha koko, emva kwayo yonke loo nto, umlandeli we-Arkady Iaakovich kunye neGennady Viktorovich. Hayi?

Nangona kunjalo, kwangoko igarajini yeRyazan yeRyazan "igaraji" ikhunjulwa: "Unomsebenzi obalulekileyo:" Unomsebenzi omangalisayo: Wenza okungathethiyo, ukuba sithetha nge-satire, malunga ne-Satiret Satire. Engeyiyo kwaye ayikwazanga. Kwaye okwangoku, isiRashiya? Siphila kwakhona kwi-scoop.

Kwi-scoop, ewe hayi kwi-scoop. I-max galkin smart ndoda, inobugqwirha. Iyonwabela into evumelekileyo, kunokwenzeka. Nangona kunjalo, kunokwenzeka namhlanje, ngoku; Ngomso? Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, eqongeni, kuya kuhlala kukho umntu omnye ngaphandle kwesidenge kakhulu entloko, uya kufowuna apho ayimfuneko kwaye uthi: "Esele ithathe inyathelo ngokupheleleyo."

Umngcipheko we-MAX? Ngamaxesha okufika, kunjalo, ewe. Okanye mhlawumbi hayi kunokuba ewe. Kuba kukho abantu abalumkileyo kwabasemagunyeni. Kwaye ukanti: Ukuhlekisa kwakhe, isimangalo senyani, akanakufuna ukuthiya njengeVikterovich, umzekelo. Ungenxa yamandla okukhubekisa. Kwaye, ngaphandle koko, unetalente. Phantse njengeCarlson.

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