"Igor, kwakudala kwakudala kudliwanondlebe, wathi ngalo lonke ixesha Dlala i-gangstersters. Kodwa ngoku, kubonakala ngathi kum ukuba le nto yaphukile, kwaye udlala ngaphezulu kwabo balwa nabanemigulukudu. Ixesha lesine lolu ngcelele lwamanqaku "zasendle" ziyinto ebalaseleyo.
-Ndiyothuka ukuba kutheni izikhombisi zandibeka kumfanekiso wendoda engekho mthethweni. Andiqondi nje ukuba kutheni ndiba yiyo. Ithini yonke into kum? (Zihleka.) Kanye ngeminyaka yee-1990 ndadlala iilesans, esizibonileyo sonke ezitratweni eziwela yonke imihla. Mna, njengomcubi, ndathatha nje ndababonisa. Ukuba ndinikwa iRomeo nge-20, ndingadlala. Ndiligcisa. Udinga amandla akhethekileyo - nceda, i-gangster-nceda, i-Wild - akukho ngxaki! Ngoku ndiseOdessa, kwaye phambi kwam, njengoko ndaxelelwayo, wonke umntu wayefanelekile: "Ewe, wonke umntu owayephila, kwaye uya kuba njalo." Ndikho ngenxa yesizathu sokuba ndibandakanywe ngabalinganiswa bam. Kodwa sisidenge nje! Ndingumntu ofanayo nonke.
-Kodwa ukuba udubula ngoku kwinqanaba lesine "zasendle", oko kuthetha ukuba eli qhawe uqonde?
"Ndikhululekile ukumdlala, kuba phantse." Ndiyakwazi ukuba ndiye emsebenzini, ndidubula, njengeholide. Ndisendle, njengebhulorho kumbukeli, endiyidlulisela yonke into endifuna ukuyithetha ngam, kwaye ukuba ndihlelele kwaye ndichukumise. Kwisithuba sesine "sasendle", kuya kubakho ukuhlekisa kakhulu.
-Ndifundile nje ukuba uAlexander Dichenkan unyanzelekile ukuba ahlekiselwe, i-Igor Pifer, hayi kumatshini wokubhala.
- kwaye kukho. Ndiyavuya ukuba ndivunyelwe ukuba ndenze le ndawo endaweni, intle kakhulu. Sifumene ulwimi oluqhelekileyo kunye noMlawuli kwaye ngoku, ndithetha, ndenza into endiyifunayo. (Uhleka.)
UAlexander Dichenkan kwi-Nicynamed yasendle yimvakalelo elungileyo yokuhlekisa. Ngolu phawu, unyanzelekile ukuba afune i-Igor igor i-Igor i-Igor i-Igor ye-Igor, eyakonwabela amagqabaza akhe abukhali emlonyeni wakhe. .
-Uphinda ugxininise ukuba unezinto ezininzi eziqhelekileyo ngalo mlinganiswa ...
"Kodwa sisatsho ukuba uyafana njengoko ndingakwazi." Ndinemibuzo emininzi kunye nezikhalazo, ngokungaqhelekanga ngokwaneleyo. Xa ndibonisa imovie, andikaze nditsho "M," ndijonga esikrinini. Ngalo lonke ixesha - "U": "Uphumelele apha," yena "uyaphela apha - njalo njalo. Ndingumdlali weqonga. Ndiyayithanda umsebenzi wam, kwaye hayi umlinganiswa othile. Andicingi ukuba ndingathanda ukuba sendle. Umzekelo, ndijonga ngokukhethekileyo okanye ndikhangela imeko, apho bekuya kubonisa ukuba iqhawe lam alilunganga into yokuba akunakwenzeka. Olo hlaselo ludala inkohlakalo. Kancinane - kwaye kwaoko kwangoko kumhlathi? Akukho sizathu. Ndiphikisana kakhulu nomlinganiswa wam. Kwaye oku akungenxa yengqondo ebomvu.
"Intombi yakho uNasya ngandlela thile wachaza ukuba emva koko lo uye wayifumana nezemidlalo kwaye wafundiswa kancinci.
-Um ngandlel 'ithile ndayibamba i-nastya kumqala kwi-iflenter kwinyusi, ndabonisa: ukuba kunjalo kuwe, uya kwenza ntoni? Kwaye waqonda ukuba le yayingeyiyo i-joke xa uMalume ekuhlasela kwi-ifletor, yonke into ibaluleke kakhulu. Ewe, ndamfundisa, kodwa ndiyathemba, nguThixo onokuthi angaze asebenzise ithuba. Ewe, njengotata, ndizama ukukhusela kwinto. Kodwa kwintsapho yethu, usapho lwethu aluzange lubekho nkqo, akukho pistol, akukho puni. Kuba, njengoko uyazi, ukuba unompu, ngenye imini iya kudubula. Kwaye andifuni kuphakama imeko enjalo, ndiya kuhlala ndingenangqondo kwaye ukuba uyafuna, ndiya kuzisindisa ndedwa. Kanye, xa yayiyimfama, ndathenga kancinci ndayiqhuba emotweni. Kodwa emva koko ndaziva: Xa uyazi ukuba une-bits emotweni kwaye ungazikhusela, uqale ngokukhawuleza ukucofa ubundlongondlongo. Khange ndiyithande kakhulu, kwaye ndiphosa nje le mbi.
"Ndijonge ngokukodwa okanye ndenza imeko, apho bekuya kubonisa ukuba iqhawe lam alilunganga. .
-Iqhawe lakho kwelinye lamaxesha aphakanyiswe ukuba zikhulu. Uyenzelwa phi inqaku? Usebenze kwiFleet.
-Umnyango wenqanawa washiywa. Yintoni isihloko? (Ukuhleka.) Khange ndiziphathe kakuhle kwinkonzo, ngenxa yoko andizange ndinike nantoni na enjalo. Ke, emkhosini kudla ngokunika izihloko ezingafanelekanga ukuba zenzelwe ukwenzela, kodwa kwinkonzo ende. Njengakwithiyetha. Umsebenzi "pota"-wakunika. Isebenze iminyaka engama-20-yanika abantu abantu. Ke ndingumatiloshe, kwaye nje umculi, ndihlala. Kwaye andiyithathi into i-alitye. Yimalini endibone igcisa ngesihloko, ekungekho namnye owaziyo? Ndiyakholelwa ukuba umculi wabantu ngulowo uthandwa ngabantu azembiza. Kunye ne icon? Andikhathali ngayo.
-Khumbula ukuba iCarlson kwikhathuni yathetha njani ngesiporho: "Endle, kodwa unemfesane"? Uyavuma ukuba iqhawe lakho lisendle, kodwa intle?
-Ndicinga ukuba ndiyayenza kakhulu. Neempawu ezinqabileyo kuthi - zihlekisa. Ndiyithandile indlela enye iBlogger enye malunga nochungechunge lwethu: "Olu lolunye uhlobo lweparody yamapolisa." Ewe! Le yindawo yokuhlala. Ndiyakholelwa ukuba i-parody yeyona ndawo iphakamileyo. Umntu othile wathi ubuhle buya kusindisa umhlaba, kwaye ngokokubona kwam ukuhlekisa kuya kusindisa umhlaba. Ngaphandle kweseshoni eyonwabileyo, xa umlinganiswa uzihleka, akukho nto iza kubakho.