-Unjani umbala?
- C iluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka, iblowu. Ubonakala ngathi ngumbala wamehlo am.
-Umanye kuhlaselo lomsindo ubetha izitya, amaphephandaba akhwankqisa izinto?
-waphule ngomsindo ngenye imini iplate. Yimfesane yayingekuko noPaul nawo - wakrwada.
-Ukhe wenze into kwigumbi lehotele okanye indawo yokutyela yememori?
-Ngamanye amaxesha, ukuba ndiyazithanda ii-slippers okanye iimaski zokulala ...
-Uye wanikela ngezipho ezibonisiweyo?
-Ndihlala ndinika izithambisi ezilungileyo, endinombulelo ngazo. Ewe, hayi nje nje, iintombi zam nazo.
- Yintoni enokukwenza ubomvu?
-Ibhafu.
-Ukhe wagqithisa ixabiso lento oyinxibayo?
-Andiyiboni inqaku lokuxoka kwesi sihloko.
-Ukuphendula kwakho emehlweni amawele akho?
- Stupor.
- Zeziphi izinto ozithoba kakhulu?
-Ukuba yindoda yobuqili-akusoloko kubi.
- Inzuzo yakho ephambili?
-Undithandi ukuzivavanya, kodwa ndisondele kwaye abahlobo bandibiza "uMama uTeresa".
- Ezona ndawo zingalindelekanga?
-I-Bungee igxuma ukusuka ekuphakameni ngamakhulu amabini eemitha kwi-skipapark kwisochi.
- Yintoni ongathanda ukuba nayo?
-Izakhono ezingaphezulu.
- Ngaba uyayazi eyona mali ilandelayo ngoku kwi-wallet yakho?
-Ndingenalo i-wallet.
-Uthembise ntoni namhlanje ekuseni?
- Yima emva kwegama lokuqala lealam.