Ukubuya kwabo eYiputa, eMoscow, mna ngokunyaniseka, bendingazi ukuba mandenze ntoni na. Kwelinye icala, iSwerl ijijene ngesigqi esiqhelekileyo sobomi, kwelinye - i-Yani, eyabiza kaninzi ngemini kwaye yasoyikisa ngokuza. Bendingazange ndicinge kakhulu, kwaye wayeqhuba, wathi, ixesha elide, khange acinge ubomi obudibeneyo, emva koko, emva koko, ikwindawo ngempazamo, ukungakhathali. Kwakukho enye isinambuzane-nyana wam, awasinika isimo sengqondo sokunyaniseka, kunye nezipho. Ngapha koko, ekubeni sasilapho kunye nentombazana yam kaLena kunye nonyana wakhe i-Ilya, kwakamsinya nje ukuba uOleg wafumana isipho, waphinda wacela okufanayo kumhlobo. Oko kukuthi, ngoloyiko olunye lwe-yani utsale ecaleni kwakhe kwaoko amakhwenkwe amabini.
Ukhwele i-yani. Ndiza kushiya iinyanga zokuqala zokuhlala kwakhe, amatyala ahlangeneyo kwihotele yakhe, andizange ndivume ukuba avumele ukuhlala kwam, ukungazithembi kwinto endandiyifumana inkwenkwe yam yangaphambili Ulwalamano lwethu kwaye kunjalo kubo kubonakala ngathi ndithandazwa. Kodwa ubomi buka-Yani eMoscow zezi, kunjalo, imeko yeHollywood Homedy. Andizange ndicinge malunga nokuba nzima kumphambukeli eMoscow. Sele saqala ukuhlala kunye (kulungile ukuba saqala ukuhlala kunye, sithe sandifihla, ukuze singaluki isithunzi kwigama lam), yonke imihla sadibana neemeko ezihlekisayo.
Saya kwivenkile enkulu. Lena, yini nam. Ngelixa sajonga i-aquarium nge-quis, i-yani ithathe umhlala-phantsi kwisebe lenyama. Ngamaxesha athile, ndafumanisa ukuba uLena akazange ajongeke iikeyiki, kodwa ujonge indawo emdeni kwaye ucinga njalo utsho:
- Kat, kwaye yani iyathanda ukudanisa?
Ndamangaliswa, kodwa ngaphambi kokuba ndikwazi ukuphendula, uLena uqhubeke:
-Uye kwisebe lenyama, omnye umdaniso obonisa ukuba. Ngandlel 'ithile bancoma izandla zakhe emqaleni wakhe, bawa izandla.
Ukusondela, kwakufumanisa ukuba i-yani ayizange ifake intamo, kodwa ne-Gurne. Umthengisi wajonga kuye ngokuthobela ukungakhathali okuhle kunye nepeyinti epeyintiweyo. Ukusibona, waphila.
-Umphambukeli wakho? Okumangalisayo, ukuqhuma, andiyi kuyiqonda into ayifunayo.
Ndaguquka kwi-yani, eyaqhubeka nokuqhwaba intamo yam kunye neGrint, le gint yathatha udoliso oluthandekayo.
-Umhle, - ndaqala ngononophelo, - yintoni ingxaki yakho?
-Akasiqondi isiNgesi! -Ani wakhwaza, esindisa ubunzi bakhe.
- Ke ngoku? Ngaba usoyikisile ukuba usike intamo yakhe njengehagu? -Ndimangalisiwe. - Ewe, ayithethi umntu ngesiNgesi, nam, ndinesizathu sokubulala.
"Hayi," u-Yani wahlonela. -Ndibuze i-2 kg yehagu yehagu.
Iimeko ezinjalo ziyenzeka kuthi ngokoqobo kuwo onke amabanga. Ngo-Epreli, amabhaso abantu abethetha ngempumelelo abantu, saya eAthene. Ndisoloko ndinxibelelana neAthene ngoqeqesho olukhulu, iminyaka yam eli-17 ubudala, ndihlala ndinemvakalelo emangalisayo, kwaye iAthene - "isixeko sam" sam "sam" Masiye eAthens naseRhodes, sikhethe indawo yomtshato. Ndinyanisekile, nditsibela umyeni wam wexesha elizayo ngemijikelezo yesihogo, ndiqonde ukuba njengoko wayendithanda, wayengazange andithanda kwaye angandithandi. Intliziyo yam itshitshisiwe, inyibilikisiwe, ndayinyula ke indawo yokubhiyozela. Emva kokuchitha iintsuku ezimbalwa eAthens, safudukela eRhodes, apho safumana khona indawo ababeyifumene ukuze sitshate ngoJulayi. Ngokuqinisekileyo ihotele eyoyikisayo kwiSixeko saseLindos sandoyisa ngokutyibilika kwakhe kunye nokulula ngaxeshanye. Kule hotele kwaye sasinencoko enzima kakhulu. Emva kokuzalwa konyana olizibulo, oogqirha bathi andinakuba nabantwana abaninzi, ukuba bendingenawo umntu onamashumi amane, abantwana bam babengenazo. U-Yani waxhuzulwa kwaye wathi oko kuthetha ukuba siya kuba ne-Oleg kuphela, akanikeli ukuphosa kwaye afanele alishumi. Kuyo kwaye ibunjiwe.
Sibuyele eMoscow, ndazisa bonke abahlobo, saza saqalisa ukulungiselela umtshato. Ngeeholide zikaMeyi, omnye umhlobo wam uTanya wanditsalela umnxeba kwiKarlovy Vary. Ndikunye noTanya kwaye, ngoku ndikulungele ubuncinci kumda wehlabathi, kodwa kumphetho wehlabathi akazange abize, ngoko ke baya eKarlocy Vard. Kwakukho okungathandekiyo apho. Ndiphuphe lonke ixesha, kwaye isidlo sakusasa, isidlo sasemini kunye nesidlo sangokuhlwa ndatya i-herring yakhe. Kuba ubomi bonke buyityiwa ndikhetha imnandi, ayizange imangalise. Into eyoyikisayo tanya, ndafundiswa ukuba nditye i-herring nentombazana yakhe, ngobumnene ngelo xesha bendindithanda, ndibize ngebhokhwe 'ndakubiza ngokuba yi-herring herering, ukuze ibe njalo itya kuphela. Ewe, kwaye apha, kwaye ubusika bendinohlobo oluthile lokukhohlela, ndiye ndathunyelwa kwi-X-ray eKarlovy Vary. Nge-8 kusasa. Nditsho ukuba umntu akazukuhamba kwaye anyanzele uTanya ngeMama ukuba ahambe nam. Kwaye xa wonke umntu wayehlanganisene, ngequbuliso ndaqonda ukuba ndingayi kwi-X-ray. Andikwazanga ukucacisa ukuba kutheni, kodwa andiyi kuhamba. Kwaye andizange ndihambe, ndimamele ukuqhwatywa kwentombi notyando kaMasha, owayevuya, ngokungafaniyo noMama, kodwa ndahlala ndingaqhelekanga. Khange ndihambe nabo bonke. Ukusuka ekwenzeni okungafakwanga.
Ngokukhawuleza emva kukaMeyi, ixesha le-Ention eAthens lasondela, apho uCima bilan wafikelela khona ukuze amele iRussia. UDima yeyam kula maxesha xa uYuri Schmilievich Ibinesshpis yayisaphila, kwaye wanikwa "umthwalo" kwamanye amagcisa. Ewe kunjalo, saya kwinkxaso yeDima, endicinga ukuba ndiqwalasele ubugcisa abanetalente. "Ungaze uyeke ukuba uhambe", waza wazama, ehamba phezu kwendlu ka-Atene, ngoko ke, wavuma, waya kuloo mfuno. Bathengise intlanzi eyomileyo, endiyibambe nge-rassan jama. Ndihleli ematyeni elunxwemeni, ndixubeneyo, ndixuba kunye, ndaxelela uYani, luhlobo luni lwabantu abaziintlanzi ezomileyo kuphela, nge-raspberry jam kwaye akukho enye into. U-yani wandijonga ngokucekisekayo, kwaye wancuma wolula, uzama ukukrazula izivumelwano ezinikezelwa ndim. Ngokuhlwa kwangolo suku olunye, yiya kulala, ndikhawuleze impumlo yam ndabuza ukuba yintoni, enyanisweni, ivumba elicekisekayo kwi-yani. Wayedidekile ngokupheleleyo kwaye wathi ungeke i-cologne, endamnika yona utyelelo lwangaphambili eAthene. Ndathi andinakuthenga i-muck, kwaye ithathe umhlala phantsi ukuze ilale kwisofa.
Kwaye ngengomso yayikukugqibela kwe-Eurovive, apho uDima wathabatha indawo yesibini, ndafumanisa ukuba ndikhulelwe.
Funda ikholamu ye-MAGROLD apha.