I-Alec Baldwin kunye neFyoodhor Schorhuk kunye nexabiso labantwana

Anonim

Iinkwenkwezi zaseRussia, ezazinika ilizwi lazo kumlinganiswa wompompo welinye ilizwe, zilawule ukuthetha namagcisa avakalayo iqhawe kwasekuqaleni. Nangona kunjalo, i-feer screoruk yayinethamsanqa. ENew York, wadibana noneqabane lakhe kwikhathuni "BOSS-Molososos" Alek Baldino. Yahlulahlulwe yingxoxo yabadlali malunga namava eekhathuni, abantwana, izinto abazithandayo kunye nokuba ngubani kwiintsapho zabo umphathi wokwenene.

Izishumi

UTim unekhwele ngomzalwana wakhe osandula ukuzalwa kubazali. Kodwa le molkosos ayingomntwana olula: ineemephu zobunkokeli, sele inxibe ishishini kwaye ibona umsebenzi weshishini kuyo yonke into. Kwaye emva kokuba kufunyanwe ixesha malunga neyelenqe, injongo yoko kukutshatyalaliswa kothando emhlabeni. Inkwenkwe iya kufuneka idibane nomnye umzalwana wakhe 'ongathandwanga' ukuba abandise nabazali kwaye abuyele emhlabeni.

Alec Baldwin : Ingaba unabo abantwana?

I-Fedorkeuk: Ewe, zimbini.

Alec: Amakhwenkwe, amantombazana?

UFerr: Inkwenkwe nentombazana.

Alec: Xa kuzalwa umntwana, ubamba indlu yonke. Uba ngumphathi. Mhlawumbi eRussia ngandlel 'ithile, andazi.

UFerr: Hayi, okwangoku. Kusapho lwam, intombi yam yayingumphathi. Kwaye nguye. Bangaphi abantwana onabo?

Alec: Ndinemine.

UFerr: Ngubani umphathi endlwini yakho?

Alec: Umfazi wam uhlala enguMphathi. Intombi yam endala ineminyaka engama-21 ... ndiye ndatshata okwesibini. Enye intombi yam iminyaka emithathu ubudala, unyana omnye onesiqingatha, unyana wam omncinci ziinyanga ezintathu ubudala. Kwaye kungekudala ndiza kuba 60! Sifuna ifilimu "BOSS-Molosos" yaphumelela. Ndidinga imali ... (ehleka.) Ngapha koko, intombi yam encinci nguCarmen - konke okunjalo, oyena mntu ubalulekileyo. Uxelela wonke umntu ukuba enze ntoni.

Ekam Tim une-Adnan yomzalwana wakhe osandul 'ukuzalwa kubazali

Ekam Tim une-Adnan yomzalwana wakhe osandul 'ukuzalwa kubazali

UFerr: Ndinabazukulwana ababini endlwini yam, bangumphathi wokwenene.

Alec: Kwintsapho yaseMelika, intshabalalo ihlala ingumphathi. Ngokuqinisekileyo.

UFerr: ERussia, okufanayo. (Uhleka.)

Alec: ERussia, iintsana zinxiba isuti kunye netikiti?

UFerr: Hayi ngekhe. Esi sisiqhulo esimnandi.

Alec: Inkosi yekhathuni yekhathuni ingumlo ofanelekileyo. Ngaba uhambisa iifilimu ezininzi eRussia?

UFerr: Ewe.

Alec: Ngaba uyinkanyezi eRussia?

UFerr: Ewe.

Alec: Asazi nje, sijonga iifilimu ezincinci zaseRussia. Ngaba yeyona nkwenkwezi inkulu eRussia?

UFerr: Ewe. (Yihle.) Kulungile, hayi eyona inkulu ...

Alec: Kodwa uphakathi. Mkhulu, masiyeke le nto. Xa ndandisengumntwana, yonke into yayihluke ngokupheleleyo; Ngoku abantwana baneekhompyuter kuphela. Sidlale kakhulu kwi-basketball, ibhola, i-baseball. Ehlotyeni baqhawula echibini, bachitha ixesha elunxwemeni elwandle. Xa ndandiseyinkwenkwana, ndithanda ukudlala "lego." Kwaye ngoku kukho inkqubo yekhompyuter "lego", udlala kwiscreen, yahluke ngokupheleleyo, kwaye iyandicaphukisa. Ezi ziingxaki zam zaseMelika. Mhlawumbi awuqondi.

UFerr: KwiSoviet Union Kwakungekho "lego". Kodwa kwabakho ikhaka, ikrele kunye nesigcina-ntloko semikhosi yaseRussia evela kwiplastiki ebomvu.

Alec: Hayi "lego"?

UFerr: Hayi, kwakungekho.

Alec: Inguqulelo yaseRussia yamajoni amajoni. I.Joe wayengekho? G. I. joe esikhaleni?

UFerr: Hayi, kwakungekho. Ukusuka kwi-cosmic sasinayo i-Yuri Gagarin.

Alec: Gagarin ?! Indawo g. i. joe. (Uhleka.)

UFerr: Alec, ucinga ukuba ikhona into efana nawe nomlinganiswa wethu?

Alec: Ndijongeka ngeendlela ezininzi njengegorha lam. Iyothusa kancinci ... kuba ekhaya ndiza kuphakamisa izwi lam ndixelele wonke umntu ukuba enze ntoni, uyalela, njengomphathi. Kodwa ndinika la maqela ngokupheleleyo, ndivale kwigumbi lokugcina, ndiqeqesha indlela ekufuneka ndikhokele ngayo ... ngoba ukuba ndiza kuziphatha phambi komfazi nabantwana bam, ngoko Ungazami nokuba ubalawule.

UFerr: Ndiyithanda kakhulu yonke into kwisitayile somthumba. (Ukuhleka.) Ekhaya kufana nokulungiselela ukudubula, kunye nabo bonke abantwana. Isondele kum. Ndithi: "Ke! Konke! Cwaka! ". Ndinesitudiyo sam, nantsiya apho, ndoyalela: "Ke, cwaka!" Kodwa sele ibaluleke kakhulu.

Alec: Moto! Iqalile ?! A, Yonke into icacile.

UFerr: Ndandiyinkokeli ukususela ebuntwaneni. Kodwa hayi kwezemidlalo, kodwa kwigumbi lam lokufundela. Kwaye ndaye ndachitha iminyaka emibini emkhosini, kwaye apho ... ndicinga ukuba, nayo, yayiyinkokeli. Ukuba oku kunokubizwa njengobuntwana.

Alec: Ubonile? Wonke umntu kufuneka akhonze emkhosini? Okanye ngaba ngokuzithandela uye emkhosini?

UFerr: Umnxeba. Ngexesha lam ndisebenze iminyaka emibini, ngoku.

Alec: Wenzeni? Ngaba sele ulijoni ... okanye umculi?

UFerr: Ndandilijoni.

Alec: Kunzima?

UFerr: Ndiyavuma ewe.

Kodwa ukusindisa abazali, amakhwenkwe kuya kufuneka adibane

Kodwa ukusindisa abazali, amakhwenkwe kuya kufuneka adibane

Alec: Ndicinge. Sathetha ke: Umkhosi waseRussia awuyipikniki. Xa ndandisengumntwana, kwenzeka, ndajikeleza isithili ndathatha i-imeyile kwiibhokisi zeposi. Kwaye emva koko ndaqala ukuyibuyisa-kwaye ndayibeka iphosakeleyo. Kodwa ndadlala kwiposi. Ndandihlala ndikhangela indlela yokwenza. Ke bendifuna ukuba yeyona nto iphambili. Waqulunqa iiklasi zakhe. Ndibhale iirisithi, zibeke kwizibane zomoya. Oko kukuthi, i-Ponoshka yabhala phantsi irisithi yendawo yokupaka kwaye yabeka emotweni. Ndinephephandaba lam xa ndafunda kwibakala lesithandathu. Ngamafutshane, ihlala ikhona into exakekileyo. Njengabalinganiswa beefisimu. (Uhleka.)

UFerr: Kukho amaxesha amaninzi anomdla kwifilimu, kodwa kum izinto ezihlekisayo zadityaniswa nokudluliselwa kwezinto zeAmerican, isihlazo saseMelika. Umzekelo, "I-GU-GU." ERussia, bonke abantwana eRussia bathi "Agu, Agu", hayi "i-GU-GU" ha ". Umahluko onjalo, yayihlekisa. Le filimu yayimnandi kakhulu.

Alec: Kwaye kumzuzu owuthandayo yifilimu yokugqibela, indawo efudumeleyo nengqondo efudumeleyo nomzalwana. Ngokubanzi, kwifilimu uninzi lwezinto zenzeka- yonke into inyikitywe, yi-showl ye-showl ejikeleze imicimbi.

UFerr: Eyona nto ibalulekileyo kum kukuba yimovie yabazali. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, mna nootatomkhulu noomakhulu. Ndiqinisekile ukuba le filimu iya kuba nomdla kuye wonke umntu kumazwe ahlukeneyo, kuba iyamkhathaza usapho ngalunye.

Alec: Ndicinga ukuba ewe. Le yifilimu ekrelekrele. Kuba xa ifilimu yabantwana yenziwe kakuhle, abazali bajonga ngokuzonwabisa.

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