Ke, iAthene ngo-Meyi ka-2006 yazisa i-hima bilan indawo yesibini ye-Eurovithi, kwaye ndafumanisa ukuba ndikhulelwe. Yitsho ukuba ndothuka, kukuthula nje. I-Yani yonwabile, andizange ndikholelwe.
Ukusuka ekukhulelweni kwesibini ndiphumeze inye kuphela. Ukuba zonke iincwadi malunga nokukhulelwa zibhalela amadoda, nokuba zenza ngathi abafazi. I-Housosi ye-Hosososi igqogqe kwiveki kum ngentsimbi yesithandathu. Kunzima kuxa uguqa ngamadolo, ukugona umzimba opholileyo kaFainssa, oneminyaka eli-19 ngosuku. I-Yanani yathatha indawo yayo ngokuzithandela yonke i-squitting ecaleni kwam kwaye yazama ukundibetha entloko. Ngaba ukhe wagxeka entloko xa umzimba wonke uphume ngaphakathi? Ngokuziva njalo. Emva koko, uYini wafumana incwadi ebilayo yokukhulelwa kwaye, ehleli kumda webhafu, efundwe ukusuka apho ubukhulu becala, nto leyo, ngokoluvo lwayo, kwakufuneka axhase. Umzekelo, umzekelo:
"Ukukhulelwa lelona xesha lilungileyo ebomini bomfazi."
Ujongeka ejonge kwindlu yangasese emazantsi endlu yangasese, ndacinga, ungandibhangisi ngokupheleleyo ukuba lelona xesha lilungileyo. Khange ndifune ukucinga ngeyona nto imbi kakhulu, andinamntu.
Ezinye iincwadi zilungile, "zatsho ezinye iincwadi kwilayibrari yeYanina. Ndakuqonde ukubonakaliswa kwam esipilini, kwakubonakala ngathi yingxabano eqinisekileyo yokuthintela ukukhulelwa. Kodwa isicaphucaphu okanye ubuso obudumbileyo baba yingxaki, iingxaki zaqala ngeshumi. Ndibi kakhulu kangangokuba yonke into endinokuyenza kukuxoka nje, ngamaxesha athile abhenela kwilitye, ukuze ndidutyulwe yimfesane. Kodwa, kuyacaca ukuba, yayiyimfesane ukuba andinguye umntu, kuba ndibhala eli nqaku. Ndiye ndaba mandundu kwaye kubi, kwaye i-tososis kule mvelaphi ijongeka ngathi yimpumlo ebalekayo kumqolo wokugqibela. Impilo-ntle yam yabangelwa ziingxaki zentliziyo. Iingxaki ezinzulu andizange ndikrokrela ngaphambi kokuba ukhulelwe. Ngaphaya koko, iziganeko ekudluliseleni iinkanuko eziphuhliswe njengakwimigodi elungileyo yeShakespeare. Oogqirha baqinisekile ukuba ukukhulelwa akuhambelani nobomi kangangokuba kufuneka kuphazamiseke. Ndaye ndasilela kwisithulu. Ukuthatha isigqibo sokuba kumhlaba we-homonal bendingalunganga intloko yam, ndaqala ukubonakala kwingqondo ye-yani.
Gqirha: "Yani, ngubani onifuna? Umfazi okanye umntwana? Fumana zombini kwaye ezinye aziyi kusebenza. "
I-YINI: "Kathanga (le nguKanyan LAD), ndiyabuza, masikhuphe isisu. I-SuperFrere umntwana, kwimeko egqithisileyo. "
UkuCawa: "Ngaba udidekile yonke into apha? IFufufufu.
Ke siye sathetha ngeveki. Umtshato waseGrisi kwafuneka urhoxise. Ndinike umtshato kuyo yonke loo nto kurhoxisa, kodwa yena uJani uqinile. Umtshato uya kuba, kwaye inqaku. Nam, okwangoku, kwaba mbi ngakumbi nangakumbi. Sigqibe kwelokuba senze utyando. Kwaye ke ndisilumko. Umsebenzi awonelanga ukuba phantsi kwe-anesthesia jikelele, ngokunjalo phantsi kolawulo lwe-X-ray okanye into enje nge-x-ray, ngokuhluthwa ngamandla. Oogqirha babethembisile ukuba basivala isisu. Ndandiqonda ukuba emva koku ndingenza umntwana okanye ndilahle, okanye ndibulale i-octopus. Akukho namnye kwaye omnye owakoneliseka. Kodwa kwakungekho khetho. Kungoko kwakukho ithuba elithile lokuba ndikwazi ukuzala lo mntwana. Okumangalisayo kukuba, ngayo yonke le nto, andikwazi ukuba ndifuna ukugeza komntwana okanye ukuba i-velol yengqondo ndiyibambe, hayi, kodwa kubonakala ngathi andikwazi ukuhlala nayo. Njengamaxesha onke, ndacinga ngokukodwa, intanda yam, leyo. Kwaye ukukhulelwa konke kwakungelulo uhlobo oluthile lwentuthuzelo yovuyo lokulindela umntwana, ndandingafuni ukuthenga izinto ezincinci zabantwana, emva koko sibanikele, andifuni kwenza kwanto kuyo yonke into ekukhuliswa kuyo yonke ukukhuselwa. Ukukhulelwa, njengenyani, ndacaphuka kwaye ndabangela ukuphazamiseka okuqinileyo. Ngeli xesha ndandingabebebebebekiswa emnqamlezweni, ndibaleka ndeza phambili, nditsho ukuba kuyo yonke loo nto kuko konke kum, kunjalo, intlawulo yawa. Ngexesha lokuzalwa, unyana wam wayegutyungelwe ngamaza anjalo anje, iminyaka esixhenxe inesiqingatha ayiyi kuyeka. Kubonakala ngathi andikwazi ukuyithanda indlela entle endiyithandayo kwaye ndiwathanda abantu abadala, kwaye kunjalo-ndiyabathanda ngokungafaniyo, kodwa ndibathanda ngokungafaniyo nomama owongezelelekileyo ngokupheleleyo ngengqondo, engqondweni ngokupheleleyo yoomama.
Ewe, apha. Ke, isibhedlele. Andiyi kubhala ukuba yintoni, kodwa yenye yezona venkile zentliziyo zidumileyo eRussia. Kukho ukuLinda ukulala amalungu amaninzi eqela lethu, ngesifo seswekile, thina sowenziwe bubudenge. I-Yani ifuna ukuba ndibene meko zingcono kakhulu. Sinikwe i-vip ye-vip, njengoko ndikhumbula, nge- $ 400 ngosuku. Kwakubiza kakhulu. U-Yani wayeqinisekile ukuba ubuncinci ndiya kuba nentuthuzelo. Kwaye ityala laliyihlobo lehlobo lika-2006. Xa iqondo lobushushu libabetha zonke iirekhodi, kwaye eMoscow yayisisihogo. Ukufika kwethu, i-yani yacacisa izihlandlo ezilikhulu, ukuba kukho imeko yomoya kwiwadi. Saqinisekiswa ukuba kukho. Ke, isibhedlele saseRussia kunye neMelika yani. Ndikhe ndandilungiselela ebhedini, u-Yani waqala ukucofa ikhonkco kwi-air conditioner. I-console ayisandulanga, imeko yomoya nayo. I-Yani yabangela ukuba u-dade-hostess. Uye weza, wangonelisekanga ukuba baphazamisekile, kwaye enomsindo babuza ukuba yintoni ingxaki. U-Yani wachaza ukuba i-moya yomoya ayisebenzi. Ngaphandle kokunyathela iliso, wathi ke, bambiza, kwangumongameli kwaphela, kodwa akukabikho.
"Sibuze le gumbi linomda womoya," wanni gguphi.
Udade-hostess wayecaphukile kwizinto ezinzulu zomphefumlo kwaye wakhupha isivumelwano.
"Yifunde. Ukufumaneka kwiwadi ye-condioner yomoya, "wafaka umnwe wakhe nge-golide enkulu yegolide, ebeka isivumelwano kum phantsi kwempumlo.
"Ndifundile," ndavuma. - Nguye kuphela akasebenzi. "
"Ibhalwe phi, yintoni afanele asebenze ngayo? Wayenomsindo ngakumbi. -Imvumelwano ibhaliwe ngobukho, nina nobabini nibona ukuba imeko yomoya iyafumaneka, akunjalo? "
"Ke," ndididekile kancinci.
"Ewe, amabango akamkelwa, njengoko sinako, ukuvuselela, kwaye kukho isiciko," watsho, ukuba unqunyulwe umhlala phantsi egumbini lam.
Sisondele nje kwixesha lesidlo sasemini, kunye nomongikazi owoneleyo, ngaphandle kokuyeka ukukrokrela, ndasizisela ukutya. Ukubeka iipleyiti, walibaziseka emgceni kwaye, wajonga ngam, egcwele luvelwano, ephelile:
"Kulungile, Dout, Mhle, uyagula, kodwa mhle, kodwa kutheni eyokufumana i-chechen, engayifumani?"
Ukumqinisekisa ukuba uYINI wayengenguye i-chechen kunye ne-orthodox ngokubanzi, ndangenisa icandelo la fan wa fan kwisebe. Ngoku babemthanda yonke kwaye bahlala bevalekile. Wayengakuqondi okwenzekileyo, kodwa akazifihlisile. Ngokuhlwa, omnye umongikazi wazisa ibhakethi elikhulu ngamanzi ahambayo kwaye amgcungcutheka phakathi kwegumbi.
"Yintoni?" -Imangalisiwe uJani.
"Amanzi ashushu," Lowo uyiphindaphinda.
"Ukwenzela ntoni???" -Ye wamangaliswa ngakumbi.
"Hlazile iesile", "uphendule nje.
Kodwa andifuni kuhlamba iesile kwibhakethi, "utshilo uYisi Dedided.
"Kulungile, uhamba nomdaka," umongikazi wajongwa kwaye eshiyekile. Ndixelele uJani ngokucima amanzi ashushu eMoscow, kodwa wayengayiqondi le nto. Ngenxa yoko, ndasindisa isandla sam kuye ndayalela ukuba ndiyamkele.
Ngandlel 'ithile ndaphelelwa ebusuku. Oogqirha baqaphele kwaye bathi baya kuqhubeka nokundithatha kwigumbi lokuvuselela.
"Kulungile, kukho indawo apho, ngokufuthi yonke into ixakekile," kuchazwe ngumongikazi. "Kukho iyure egulayo edlulileyo, ngoku iCrib iyakuchitha kwaye ikuguqulele apho, ipholile apho, uphoxekile kwangoko."
Khange ndifune ebhedini, apho wayesele efile nje ngempumelelo kwaye, esebenzisa isikhundla sakhe ukhulelwe, wayengumaz. U-Yani uqalisa ukufumana ukuba akukho elinye igumbi, mhlawumbi ngemeko eziphumeleleyo, apho unokwa khona de ugqirha uyeza. Umongikazi wathula, kodwa ke yayingulona: "Nantsi!"
Wasithatha kwindawo ethile. Xa kwavulwa inyusi, ixesha lafika ukuvavanya i-yani. Phambi kwethu yayingumnyango weMorgue.
"Kubonakala kum ukuba yinto yangaphambi kwexesha," andiqinisekanga.
"Siza eGrisi," yatsho kaJani. -Siya kusebenza apho. "