Intombi ibindibizelekile yandibizela ibinzana elithi: "Uyazi, ndiye ndaqonda ukuba kutheni ibhinqa le-mantis libulala inkwenkwe kwangoko emva kokuthanda. Ukuze ungaqageli: Ngaba lo mnxeba we-busstard ngosuku olulandelayo okanye hayi ?! ". Iphelile ukuba le meko yeyona incinci. Intombi idibene neenethiwekhi zentlalo nendoda, babhalelana okwethutyana, emva koko bagqiba kwelemityi yekofu. Umntu ongamaziyo wajika waba nomtsalane, kwaye umhlobo wakhe wayengenalo ulwalamano olusondeleyo ixesha elide ... Ngenxa yoko, ukuhlwa, ukuhlwa kwaphela, ngokuhlwa kwaphela ebhedini, kwaye, ngokomhlobo, ukusibelana ngesondo kwakungekho mhle. Ukwazi kwakhe okutsha kuyaphosa "Ubizi" kwaye wanyamalala. Intombi yaziva ikhutyekisiwe, ikhohlisiwe kwaye isetyenziswa. Mhlawumbi wayecinga ukuba ndifikelelekile ngokulula, "watyhalela. "Okanye kusenokwenzeka ukuba akayithandi into okanye wayeqala ukwenziwa kuphela ngesondo kuphela? Yintoni onokuyiqonda ngoku? Ndilibale, "Ndiye ndacebisa.
Kwaye wacinga ukuba, ngokuchasene nokulula ngokuziphatha kwanamhla, iimeko zamadoda nabafazi babona ngokwahlukileyo ngokupheleleyo. Indoda iya kuqhayisa uloyiso olukhawulezileyo kwisangqa sabahlobo bakhe njengeendebe. Intombazana, ngaphandle kokulinda ukuqhubeka, inokukhetha ukulibala ngayo. Kwaye, ukuxoxa ngalo mbuzo ukuba ngaba kukho ukuba kukho isini kumhla wokuqala, amanenekazi ngokuyintloko akhathazekile ngokusabela kwamadoda: uza kucinga ntoni ngam? Ndifumene iiforamu, ndafikelela kwisigqibo sokuba esi sihloko sibaluleke kakhulu. Ngapha koko, abameli besini esomeleleyo babonisa ukuba izimvo ezichaseneyo ngokuchaseneyo.
Idarth Vader: "Ukuba intombazana" yanika "ngokukhawuleza, ayithethi nto kuye ayisebenzi. Ndiphatha nje ngentloni. Iiyure ezimbini zithethe- kwaye ukulungele ukusasaza imilenze. Ewe kunjalo, andifuni, kodwa xa eqala ukurabha ngothando, ukuba inkanuko enayo, ndizama ukuyilahla kuye. "
I-DIMIRRIY: "Hlala unyuka, ukuba ndikhawuleza uphakathi. Ayifuneki, kuba phuma ... andazi ... kwinqanaba, ukubulela into enjalo, kunye ne-roses yesigidi, kunye nekhulu lamawaka abantu Iinkcukacha-manani, kodwa uxelelwe ukuba: "Kweza? Kulungile, awudingi imbasa kuwe, kwaye asikukholwa. "
Uzuko: "Ukuba ulahlekelwe ecaleni komnqweno wokulala ngobudenge (kule meko, umhla wokuqala uya kuba selokugqibela) kwaye ke ucebise ukuba kunyanzelekile ukuba kube selokwabelana ngesondo kumhla wokuqala. Umdyarho kufuneka wenzeke ngokuthe ngcembe. Kwisini yokuqala, nokuba ipholile kangakanani, amaqabane afanele ukuba ngandlel 'ithile, kufuneka abe nento efana ngayo, abanye ubudlelwane abelwe. Ke isondo iya kuba nenkuthazo, ukongeza kumzimba ococekileyo. "
I-Dunusenats: "Ngokwenyani, kodwa yinyani: Siphulukane nomdla kwinto esiyinikiweyo ngesipho. Akukho sidingo sokuphelisa ulindelo lolindelo. "
I-Bureaucrat: "Uluvo lwam luqhelekile. Yintoni ixesha elimnandi lokuphulukana nalo ukuba loluphi na ufuna! Udibana njani? Ukonwabela kunye nesondo. Ke kutheni kum? Kunye nesimo sengqondo sentombazana emva kwesondo emva komhla wokuqala asitshintshi. Ukuba ifanelekile, ayikhathali, ayibonisi ulwalamano olusisigxina, luziphathe ngokuzimeleyo, ke ndiyayithanda, kwaye ndiyaqhubeka ndidibana. Ukuba into ayihambelani, ke ...
Hustler123: "Kukho amatyala amane olwalamano lwexesha elide nentombazana (ngonyaka nangaphezulu intsebenzo). Kwiimeko ezintathu, ubudlelwane baqala ngesondo ngomhla wokuqala.
Kwaye ndineqela elimangalisayo lolwalamano oluye lwaphuhliswa "ngokwemigaqo". Phakathi kwale mithetho, isini ngosuku lokuqala ayamkelekanga. Ngamanye amaxesha bendinomonde owoneleyo wokulinda. Kodwa ubudlelwane obude kwaye bulungile akuzange buyikhokelele.
Miga: "Ndandinomhlobo ke ndadibana nomfazi wam. Kwiklabhu ye-String inxila, intombazana enye enxilayo yadibana, kanye kufutshane neklabhu ababeyiphethe i-sexy, ehlathini. Umphefumlo umphefumlo emphefumlweni uphila unyaka weshumi elinambini. Abantwana ababini baqala. "
Taburetka: "Ngokwam, ubomi bam bube nobudlelwane obude (iminyaka emi-3.5), eyaqala ngesondo ngomhla wokuqala. Ubudlelwane obuhle kakhulu, bahlukana ngoxolo. Iingqondo azidlanga. "
Isiphumo: Mangaphi amadoda, izimvo ezininzi. Ke indlela yokuqonda ngayo umntu wokuqala wazalwa - ngubani ohamba phambi kwakho? Isimilo sokuziphatha esihle okanye esifumana isondo esikhawulezayo njengobungqina benzala eqhelekileyo? Kwaye akuthethi. Ngcono qala ngombuzo: Ufuna ntoni? Ukuba uyathanda nje isondo kwaye unomdla kwiqabane, emva koko ibinzana elithi "Unomtsalane, kutheni ndinomtsalane, kutheni le nto lixesha elimnandi lokuphulukana" nexesha elimnandi lokulahlekelwa ". Musa ukulibala ngeemveliso zerabha No. 2 - Nokuba kwenzeka njani ukuba inomdla kwaye ichukunyiswe njani ngumntu omtsha, awumazi. Kwaye kungcono ukucinga ngokhuseleko kwangaphambili kunokuba lulume izikrelemnqa zam. Ewe, musa ukubadinga "ukuqhubeka kwesidlo", musani ukumbona otyhafileyo, ukuba uthe wakufuphi na ubusuku bonke, kwaye thule. Ukuba ngesondo ngenxa yakho yeyona ndawo ibaluleke kakhulu kwaye ibaluleke kakhulu kulwalamano lwabantu, kungcono ukungaziphembeli "Jonga ubomi bube lula" - awuyi kuphinda ubeke indalo.
Umdaniso wesiko
Eminye intombi yam idibene ne-brunette entle kumboniso wemoto. Iifowuni eziguqulweyo, zidibene, ziye kwi-cafe. Indoda yaya imfutshane kakhulu, kwaye intombi yazithanda nangaphezulu. Ngomhla wesibini, unxibe ngakumbi ngononophelo. Ukuba umntu wakhe omtsha oqhelene naye, ewe, kwaye, ngaphandle kokubeka izinto kwibhokisi ende, enikelwe ukuba aye kuye. Ngokubanzi, ichithe yonke imo yothando. Intombi yakhalaza: "Hayi, yena, ewe, ndiyakuthanda. Kwaye bendilungile ngaphakathi. Yintoni kanye kanye kanye kanye ebunzini? Undihamba, undibonise ukuba uyayiqonda, zibonakalise. Ndingugqirha webhayoloji kwaye ndiyazi ukuba nezilwanyana zineesiko lomtshato, apho amadoda anomdla khona obhinqileyo. Kwaye abantu benze lula ihlazo. "
Nangona kunjalo, akukho sidingo sokulibala ukuba umntu sisilwanyana esifanelekileyo. Kwaye inkqubo yemvelo ethathela ingqalelo iimpawu zemigangatho, ichaza indoda njengethayisi yesixa esingabonakaliyo se-spermatozoa ukunika ingqalelo kwabo bafazi. Kwaye umfazi - njengomntu ngamnye onegalelo kwityala, elinegalelo ngakumbi kunye nenzala kunye nembewu yayo kwimeko yempazamo, khetha iqabane lakho elinokuba nguyise onokuba nguyise.
Kukho umzekeliso, xa umntu obhinqileyo weza eSage kwaye wabuza: "Kuba le nto indoda eyayinabafazi abaninzi, ingumfazi onamadoda amaninzi, kubi?" Le sage iphendule: "Ngenxa yokuba isitshixo ungavula nayiphi na isitshixo sisitshixo esihle, kunye nesitshixo sokuba naliphi na isitshixo esinokuvula siyinqaba esibi."
I-Britantish ye-Britantish ibalwe ukuba kuphela kukutshata okude vumela umfazi onepesenti ezilikhulu ukunqunyulwa "i-mes engathembekanga." I-ALOS, kubomi benene, iinkosana ezilishumi azinazinkosana ezisithoba, kodwa zincinci kancinci. Amantombazana aseRussia ahlala kwixesha lokhuphiswano olukhohlakeleyo. Kwaye phakathi kweendwendwe (kwaye iindwendwe) iiforamu zihlala zibonisa umbono ongenakuphawu ukuba ukuba ukuba isini ngomhla wokuqala akwenzeki, ngomhla wesibini usenokungabikho kwaphela. Ngokoluvo lwam, uloyiko lokuba indoda iya kubaleka ikhuphisana ngakumbi, hayi eyona ngxabano ibalaseleyo yokutsala ebhedini ngosuku lokuqala ngokuhlwa. Kwaye ngokubanzi: Ukuba uzithemba uphantsi kwaye awuqinisekanga ukuba unganomdla umntu, kufuneka usebenze ngokunzulu kwi-Inner "i". Ngaphandle koko, ukuphoxeka kuya kuba ngaphezulu. Ukuziqhelanisa kubonisa ukuba ukuba indoda ithethwe ngesondo kuphela, akunandaba nokuba yenzeka khona - ngomhla wokuqala okanye kwesine. Kuyinyani, iya kuba seyokugqibela. Mhlawumbi ayikayifumani kwangoko, uya kukuphumelela ekuzingeleni i-azart. Kodwa kunzima kwindoda enjalo indawo yokugcina izinto: Umzingeli awucwangcisi ukwenza ubudlelwane bothando nomdlalo obambeleyo.
Ukuba awukangenisi ngobusuku obunye, kodwa ukujonga ubudlelwane, luncedo ngakumbi omnye komnye. Ukwabelana ngesondo kunye nendoda esisamkelayo kwiimvakalelo ezithile- le yinto eyahlukileyo kunezesondo kunye "nomzi ongaqondakaliyo." Ukongeza, ayaziwa ukuba ngaba ikhoyo ilahleko yakho. Ukucacisa ebhedini komnye umntu ukuba "imvula yegolide" ayisiyiyo kanye le nto ubuyilindele ngokuhlwa namhlanje, inzima kakhulu. Kodwa ukuba wenza ngokwesondo kungenxa yokuba ufuna inqanaba elahlukileyo lokusondelana, kodwa ngenxa yokuba i-fan iyakuxabisa ukungafikeleleki komngcipheko wakho kunye nokuzoba. Amadoda ngoku ayakhawuleza, kwaye ayingabo bonke abavuma umdlalo eDamo. Oyena ukhethiweyo wakho unokuba nombuzo ofanelekileyo: ukuba uhamba neemvakalelo ezinyanisekileyo okanye "dlala nje" kwaye uzame ukwaphula, ulandela umdla wakho.
Enye kodwa inkanuko yomoya
Kodwa unganjani ukuba ingqondo ikhwele kwaye ikukhuphe omnye komnye? Ke ... emva koko, mhlawumbi, icebiso elingezantsi alinantsingiselo. Le yindawo ye-spark efanayo, ukuqhambuka, idangatye, inkanuko engayiboni impikiswano yesizathu. Akukho meko ayinakukwazi ukuzithuthuzela. Ekugqibeleni, ubomi obufutshane kwaye bungonwabanga kakhulu. Yenzekile - ukuba ... Yibakho ngokwakho. Uvakalise ngovelwano emntwini othile, yayingowakho kwaye ekhethe. Injani intlekele? Ibheji yabantwana: "Owu, andizange ndivumele le enye ngaphambili! Andazi into endiyifumene ... "- akunakwenzeka ukuba igcine umfanekiso wakho. Yeyiphi indoda emnandi ukuyiva impazamo?
Ewe, ukongeza, ayiyonto yonke into yokuba ubudlelwane bakho buza kuphela. Ibali liyazazi imizekelo enjalo (nangona kunjalo, ayikabi kakhulu).
U-Anton Makarsky wadibana neVictoria Morozova ngokumamela umculo "Metro" kwaye wathandana naye ekuqaleni kokubona: "UZlattroy, waphawuleka kum. Endiyenzile kuphela ukumoyisa! Kwaye sangqengqeleka ngothando ngokuthandana, kwaye ufunde imibongo ... "Kodwa xa u-Anton wayesakwazi ukumema into yenkanuko kumhla wekhefu, akazange aphulukane nexesha lilize. "Ngemini elandelayo, uAnton wamkela uthando kwaye wenza isicelo," watsho uVika. Kungekudala esi sibini siza kubhiyozela le minyaka ilishumi yokuhlala kunye.
Ukuqhelana kwakhe noYulia vysotsky andrei konchalovsky ochazwe kwincwadi ethi "Iinyaniso ezisezantsi". Kwaye ndiqaphele indlela ubuhle kumnyusi wehotele yaseSochi ngexesha lomnyhadala wefilimu yeKinetavr, kwaye kwenzeka njani, emva koko wamenyelwa kwivenkile yokutyela. Umhla wothando uphelelwe kwigumbi lomlawuli owaziwayo. "Abafazi ndithetha ndincoma kuphela xa ndifuna. Ingakumbi xa umzuzu wokusondela sele sele edlulileyo. Ndamxelela ukuba akukho luvo lolusu ebomini. Wayiqonda njengabasebenzi amagama. Balekile. Kulusuku emva koko kuye kwafuneka ndihambe, "UKechalovsky ukhumbula. Ukufumene uJulayi, wandisa itikiti lakhe: "Le yey yeyomso. Ungabhabha, awunakubhabha. Njengoko ifuna. Zithathe isigqibo. Cinga. " Ngemini elandelayo, babhabha kunye eTurkey. Ngenxa yoko - umtshato owonwabileyo kunye nabantwana ababini abamangalisayo - uMama noPetros.
U-Ivan Okhlobystin wadibana nenkosikazi yakhe yexesha elizayo u-Aksana Arbuzov kwi-nightllub yasebusuku, apho kukho khona itheko labucala nelingane. Ke uIvan wayengekabi nguyise, kodwa wayengumdlali webhayisekile. Kwaye, ukuya kubuhle, kunye nentshukumo yamnika ihambo yakhe ngobusuku moscow. "Ewe," u-Okskana wavuma, "ukuba uthembisa ukuba uza kundithatha." "Ndifungile imbeko kwaye ndayithatha ikhaya, kodwa ndisekuseni," ndikhumbula loo ngorhanisi. Ubusuku bonke saya kwiivenkile zokutyela ezahlukeneyo, sahlala kwizitrato ezithile. Ekugqibeleni, yayikwiFrayzenskaya Embaya, ihla esiya emlanjeni, ndayifumana ibhotile yeChampagene ndathi: "Ndininika isandla nakwintliziyo. Thatha ngokukhawuleza, ndide nditshintshe ingqondo. " Sele beneminyaka elishumi elinesithandathu ubudala kwaye bazala abantwana abathandathu.
Kuyabonakala ukuba, inqaku lisahambelana. Kwaye ukuba udalwe omnye komnye, uya kuba kunye, nokuba basondele nini.