-Unjani umbala?
- Cactos.
-Ukhe athi ufunda umfanekiso we-Schopenhauer, nangona ungakhange uyifunde?
- Ngamanye amagama, ndimkile ?! Hayi, soze uxoki.
-Umanye kuhlaselo lomsindo ubetha izitya, amaphephandaba akhwankqisa izinto?
-Sityhile imithambo, watshisa umbhalo obhaliweyo.
-Ukhe wenze into kwigumbi lehotele okanye indawo yokutyela yememori?
-Iiapile. Soloko ubeka kwakhona "kwimemori", nangona imfutshane.
-Uye wanikela ngezipho ezibonisiweyo?
Yonke into yenziwe.
- Yintoni enokukwenza ubomvu?
-Imibuzo enjalo.
-Ukhe wagqithisa ixabiso lento oyinxibayo?
- Hayi ngoba?!
-Ukuphendula kwakho emehlweni okuphindwe kabini?
-Andibona elinye iwele ... andazi.
- Zeziphi izinto ozithoba kakhulu?
-Ukuba nobudenge.
- Inzuzo yakho ephambili?
- Kwinto yokuba ndinezinto eziluncedo.
- Luhlobo luni lovavanyo olwenziyo?
-Andithandi iimvavanyo.
- Ngubani osoloko unakho ukukhohlisa?
-Bantwana.
- Yintoni ongathanda ukuba nayo?
- amakhadi okudlala.
- Ngaba uyayazi eyona mali ilele ngoku kwi-wallet yakho?
-Ngaba.
-Uthembise ntoni namhlanje ekuseni?
-Angasathathi nxaxheba kwi-blitz polls.