I-Turkey: Wena ngu Natasha!
Ngexesha lohambo olujikeleze isixeko saseIstanbul, kubakhenkethi eSaratov Kostya D. Wabethwa kakhulu. Ngokutsho kovumo lwakhe, wabandakanyeka kwi-bazair yendawo yaba yingxoxo ethile yezopolitiko, eyayiqhutywa ngesiNgesi. I-Kostya ingumnikazi wolwimi kwinqanaba lesikolo, ke ngoko, mhlawumbi, uhlobo oluthile lwendlu yobukhubekileyo kwixesha lendawo ngokungazi. Abakhenkethi bancedwa kwisibhedlele sendawo.
Ukuphumla kwi-Turkiy Kemer, iMuscovite Elena T. Iqale inoveli yeneveli kunye nomhlali wasekuhlaleni. Kwiintsuku ezilishumi kamva, ukubuyela ekhaya, wafumanisa iimpawu ezingaqhelekanga. Uhlalutyo lutyhila isikhuselo esipheleleyo sosulelo lwesini oluvela kumhambi.
Ngubani olinde apha? I-Turchanka ayiphendulanga kubathandi botyelelo lwethu: abahlali bendawo banenkolo kakhulu. Kodwa amadoda eTurkey ngokuqhubekayo ngokujonga ubuhle bethu. Owona mgubo ungenatyala 'Lo mfo ushushu oshushu uthatha njengesimemo sokuma umntu oqhelileyo. Ke ngoko, ukuba ngabakhenkethi ayinamonwabisa "ukukhanyisa" ngekhoboka lasekhaya okanye ihotele DJ, kungcono ukwenza ubuso belitye ngaphambi kwexesha kwaye baphendule kwinto edumileyo: "Sendinabayeni abahlanu, sele ndinamadoda amahlanu, Ndiyabathanda bonke, kwaye, ukuba uyafuna, ube kwisithandathu. " Ndikholelwe, owesithandathu akafuni ukuba ngumntu kulo lonke unxweme lwaseTurkey.
QAPHELA, Madoda! Ngokubanzi, ii-turks zabakhenkethi zintlonipho kunye nabantu abadluliselwa kubantu abancinci abanyamezeleki. Kodwa ungaphumli: Kumphetho omazantsi apho kunokuba yi-maniacs, abagqibeleleyo bezopolitiko, abahlolisi bonqulo nabaguli nje kwiintloko zabemi. Ungaze ungene kuzo naziphi na iingxoxo (ngakumbi, ezopolitiko) ngendawo engaqhelekanga yasekhaya, musa ukuphikisana, ungabi rhabaxa kwaye ungabuhlungu. Zama ukungasebenzisi igama likaNatasha, nokuba iqabane lakho libizwa njalo. Ngcono ngexesha lokuhlala kwiindawo zeTurkey "Guqula iphasiwedi" kwindawo okanye ye-tus. Ayimangalisi into yokuba ingoma yethu ikhala imbi "ngokwakho natasha!". I-Alas, kwiiTurks, igama laseRussia elidumileyo lihambelana nokudideka. Kwaye ukuva ukuba ubiza umfazi wakho, banokuyichaza kakubi imeko yabo.
Ingqwalaselo, abafazi! Ukuba usenayo ukwenjelwa kwendoda emnandi yendoda etyiwayo kwaye uye kwipikniki okanye kwindawo yokutyela, ukubamba: Uya kufuna ukufumana yonke i-coress kuwe. Phuma kule meko kukubhengeza ukuba unayo, ngokwemiphumo yothando lwezinto zothando lwangaphambili, kukho ezinye izifo ezingathandekiyo. Kuyinyaniso ukuba, kule meko, de kube sekupheleni kweholide, baqinisekisiwe I-Alique ijongeka kubasebenzi, kwaye neendwendwe zehotele. Ke, ukuba awufuni uthando lweTurkey eshushu, kwimeko yakho abangabahlobo bakho bentombazana - "i-muzzle yesitena" kunye nokuthula kwebhokisi yokuphendula ngokuthandana. Kuzo zonke ezinye iimeko, abahlobo banokuthenjwa ngakumbi kunekhondomu, bangafumani! Ukuba kunokwenzeka, musa ukusebenzisa igama "ijusi" kwi-cafe kunye neeresityu - nokuba ufuna ngokwenene ukusela. Inyani yile yokuba eli gama lingenatyala kwi-Turkey Denotes ... Isidima saMali! Ke ngoko, ngaphambi kokubuza kumlindi, kungcono ukuzama ukukhumbula ukuba ijusi yaseTurkey yi "suja." Nakwi "Sukhu-suyu", ngokungafaniyo ijusi, izifundo zaseTurkey zisabela ngokwaneleyo.
IJiphutha: Kwaye ulwandle lubomvu apha ...
UPeterburc Andrei l. eHurgthada wafumana utywala obuvela phantsi komgangatho. Ukungcamla iimveliso ze-bootgerger zasekhaya, isiRashiya sidubale esibhedlele ngeyona ityhefu enzima. Uhlalutyo lwebhotile ibonise ukuba le vodka ibonisa ukuba nzima - abakhenkethi abahlwempuzekileyo banikwa umxube we-runday botywala bezobuchwephesha kunye namachiza asekhaya.
Abakhenkethi abavela kwi-lipetk Olya G., ukuphumla e-Sharm El-Sheikh, wamema umhlali walapha egumbini lakhe, naye wadibana naye ngoEva. Ekuseni, ngelixa le ntombazana ilele, umhlobo wakhe omtsha wanyamalala, ebambe yonke imihlobiso ye-oline kunye nemali.
Ngubani olinde apha? Ukucoca uthando kunye nabakhenkethi baseRussia kunamathuba amancinci kuneTurkhanka: Kweli lizwe awuyi kububona ubuso bomhlali wendawo. Kodwa nantsi enye into echonge i-motorry ene-chorus "kaDaevka-ubuhle, ndikuthanda kakhulu." Kodwa kumfo waseTurkey wakhe, ayifani nje kuphela ukuba ulwandle kwimiphetho yalo lubomvu. Umhlala-ophakathi welizwe lelizwe likaFaro, njengommiselo, usukelo njenge-falcon, kwaye "bakshin" (imali ye-Navar) ikhathazeke nangakumbi kunothando lomfazi omhlophe. Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo zingaphezulu kwezimvo malunga nokungaqondi.
QAPHELA, Madoda! Njengoko sele kukhankanyiwe, umJiphutha akayi kukunika, ke yonke izixhobo zethu zokhuseleko ziya kufuneka zinxibelelane nendoda "yeHabibi" eyindoda. Khumbula: kwi-Arabin East akunakwenzeka ukuba uthathe nantoni na ngesandla sakho sasekhohlo, ukuthuka ukupha. Ungaze uthathe ezandleni zabantu abangenamntu abangaziwayo ukuba ungaziwa ukuba uphatha - nokuba utywala, ukutshaya icuba okanye iyeza. Banokuqulatha nantoni na-kwii-robes zaselwandle kwichiza elinamandla lasekhaya. Kwaye, ewe, ukukhathalela i-wallet - zombini ngendlela ethe tye neyokuqiqa. Ungakubona ukukopela kwaye uswele ubudenge.
Ingqwalaselo, abafazi! Ukusuka kwinenekazi elinamandla lentliziyo, umkhwetha wase-Egypt kuqala kwabo bonke balindele inkxaso yemali. Ubuncinci ngohlobo lwentlawulo yakho yokuzonwabisa. Nabani na, ongubani, kwaye umYiputa wawazi kakuhle ukuba ilizwe labakhenkethi elingenanto ingenayo. Ke ngoko, ukusuka ku-Ihager of Gephy waseJiphutha, ungasusa into njengesipho kwaye uqhekezelwe ukuba unqwenela ukuba mnandi ngenkcitho yakhe. Ukuba umJiphutha upelwe kwaye ulungele ukuhlawula zonke ii-whims zakho kwaye uqhubeke emotweni yakho, kodwa awukayifuni, kufuneka uye kwi-waiver. Ngokwesiqhelo-ivakalisa ngokuqinileyo ukuba amadoda aseMpuma angumgaqo ongekho kwincasa yakho kwaye uyilondolozile fan fan fan fan fats ngesimilo se-nordic. Akayi kukubulala ngayo (kukho amapolisa abakhenkethi!), Kodwa wakhubeka ngokuqinisekileyo. Kwaye kwangaxeshanye akuyi kuthunyelwa kuwe izizwe zabo ezineenwele ezimnyama nezinemifuno.
Caucasus: Wah, phumla!
Ngelixa uphumle kwi-pictundu ye-pictsE novgorod ye-W. Abahlali bendawo bathatyathwa ezintabeni kwaye baphoswa ngaphandle emotweni. Kwaye iqabane lakhe uMarina A.zamile ukudlwengulwa. Ngethamsanqa, le ntombazana yasindisa imbonakalo engalindelekanga kwindawo yeqela labakhenkethi. Isiganeko senzekile ngenxa yokuba iholide ezimbalwa endaweni yeteksi yayihleli kwindawo enamadoda, apho amadoda endawo ahlala khona. Endleleni, uMarina wathabatha isimemo sabo sokusela iwayini kwaye wasabela ekuthandaneni ukuba uDjig atolikiwe njengesivumelwano esisisiseko kumdlalo ocacileyo. I-sedon inokuthintela ukuphumla okuchaziweyo kwe-Erotic.
Ngubani olinde apha? Ukuya kwiholide kumanqwanqwa amanqam e-Abkhazia, eAjaria, kunye ne-Russia Sochi and Rochi no-Adler, awubikho mngcipheko mngcipheko wexesha elide. Oonyana beentaba ngesizathu siqinisekile ngokuqinileyo: Nje ukuba inenekazi lifikile kwimiphetho labo, emva koko lenze ixesha lokuchitha ixesha kunye nabo akufuneki. I-Caucasians ihlala inemali, i-Auto kwaye iqhubekeke kakhulu.
QAPHELA, Madoda! Ukuba unyana onekratshi weCauucasus wazijonga kumfazi, akasokuze anyamezele ungenelelo kubaThume bakhe. Ke ngoko, ukuba uhamba nomfazi wam okanye intombi yam, zama ngokomgaqo ukuyikhusela ekunxibelelaneni nothando lwasekhaya. Ezona nceba zixhaphakileyo okanye uncumo kwinenekazi, zinokutolika ukubakho. Cinga nangama-caucast-abantu bashushu kakhulu. Sukuchukumisa ikratshi labo kunye nokuzithemba. Nangona kunjalo, le ngxelo iyinyani nakweyiphi na indawo yehlabathi.
Ingqwalaselo, abafazi! I-jigit ayikhathali kukukrokrela ubude kunye nobuhle, njengeekrimthi zaseGeorgia, iiNtetho-ukuba nje kuphela ovumile ukuya naye kwiKebab kwenye indawo entabeni. Uya kuqinisekisa ngokufudumeleyo ukuba akukho zingenelo aziyi kulandela oku. Nangona kunjalo, ukuba ngomnye entabeni, uCaucasian wabhengeza amalungelo akhe emzimbeni wakho: "Ndiyindoda okanye phi?" Kumanyana abakholelwa ngokunyaniseka: Ngubani onesidlo sangokuhlwa, uyamcaphukisa. Gcina engqondweni: Ngamanye amaxesha iilaphu zinokunganxibi kubi kakhulu kubundlobongela. Ewe kunjalo, ubukhulu becala kuxhomekeke kwinqanaba lokuphuhlisa uDjigighlo oxineneyo, kodwa owona ulungileyo kubo uya kuzama ukukutsalela eyakho. Nangona kunjalo, kukho i-antidote. I-Caucasies - amadoda anomdla, abonakalise, kwaye yiyo loo nto ingqwalaselo yawo ilula ukuyitshintsha kwenye into uye kwenye. Njengomthetho, bayawuthanda nawuphi na umdlalo, kunye nokukhawuleza ngentlonelo enkulu kumfazi. Ingqondo, ewe, hayi kumqeqeshi wechiza eBikini, kodwa konina, oodade kunye nezinye izalamane kumgca webhinqa. Ke ngoko, ukuba ubumbe iintetho ezipeyintiweyo nge-calier yakho ngombuzo wakho ngombuzo, umzekelo, malunga nebhola, uya kulibala ngoko nangoko ngesondo kwaye ufunde yonke intetho kunye nezohlwayo. Ngexesha lethala leencwadi lezemidlalo, zama ukungaqwalaselwa yi-Uhag enqwenelekayo ngokuqiqa kwakho entabeni (irhoxise emqolombeni, igumbi lehotele, njl njl) - eLizwini, ukuba libe ngabantu. Kwaye apho ndinokubhengeza ngokukhuselekileyo: "Andifani nale uyicinge?"
Ukuba inani lezemidlalo alidluli, i-artillery enzima iya kwintshukumo: "Uya kuba nendoda engaqondakaliyo kwindawo efihliweyo, phantse indoda engaqhelekanga yayiyindawo efihliweyo. Ungathini?" "Wambulela, yena, yena neyakhe." -Impendulo enyanisekileyo iya kulandela. Ulapha apha apha: "Uyabona, kodwa nam ndinotata ongqongqo (umntakwabo, umyeni), kwaye ndandikholwa yintombazana ethembekileyo (kwaye ndikholelwe i-jigitis ngokuzimeleyo Cacisa ukuba "uhlobo kwaye ubulale unokwenzeka" - kwaye ushiye imbeko yakho yedwa.
Iziqithi: crib ye-aboriginal
I-Aatovite anatoly sh., Qhuba iholide eMauritius, yahlangana nomtsalane. Eluthando wayenobuchule kwaye ethambile. Kodwa ngolu suku emva konxibelelwano lwesini kunye naye, uAnato ngendlela eya entloko wayegutyungelwe lulusu olunolusu olunolusu lwemvelaphi engaziwayo. Abakhenkethi basoyikisa kakhulu, besenza isigqibo sokuba sisifo esithile esinqabileyo. Ngethamsanqa, njengoko yayihamba eMoscow, yayiyinto nje engalunganga kwioyile, engu-Islander ebhabha eluswini.
Umhlali wengingqi yeMoscow Victoria N., ukuba se-turpoptovka kwi-Phuket Island, ifumene iipilisi zeThai ukuba ilahlekile. Ngexesha lesidlo sakusasa, iVika yathatha iziqwenga ezininzi ngaxeshanye. Ngokuhlwa, amaqondo obushushu akhe anyukela, umngcamli wemithambo kunye nokwahlukaniswa kwentetho. Ebusuku, uVictoria kwafuneka athuthe ngokungxamisekileyo kwi-bangkok ukuze afumane isifo. Abakhenkethi banengxaki enkulu yomsebenzi wovalo.
Ngubani olinde apha? Ama-Areriginels yeziqithi ezingenakuthelekiswa phantse ayonakalanga yimpucuko. I-Island don jurovniks kwaye i-charovnhiks inomdla kakhulu kwaye iplastiki, kunye nemvakalelo nganye okanye inkanuko ethile ngaphandle kwezithintelo ezibonakaliswa zizimbo zomzimba. Nali iphepha lokukhohlisa: ukuba unxulumene nesandla sakho- icela ukuba ibe nguPolaskaya; inyibilikise isandla ngaphezulu kwe-elbow - icela ukuba ingahambi; ibeka isandla sakho egxalabeni - iya kwi-cumprochement; Kwaye ukuba i-pulm yakho ihlile intende yakho-yazi i-aborigine yakho (ka) isuka kumnqweno! Akuphiki? Kuya kufuneka ucofe i-pussy yakho kuphela, kwaye uya kwamkelwa umqondiso wakho kwaye unikwa ukwenziwa kwaso kwangoko.
QAPHELA, Madoda! Ukongeza kwiikhondomu, ekufuneka zigcinwe nazo kulo naliphi na ilizwekazi nakwilizwe liphela, akunjalo, ukubamba amayeza kwi-allergies kunye nawe. Kwaye ngaphambi kwexesha ukuze ufunde imeko yococeko kweli lizwe, apho ubamba khona, kwaye wenze lonke ugonyo oluyimfuneko. Kwakhona zama ukufunda amasiko endawo kunye neempawu ngaphambi kokuba uhambe, ukuze ungaboni ukuba igama elinzima okanye elikhubekisayo kwisenzo sendawo.
Ingqwalaselo, abafazi! Manenekazi, kunxulumene ngokulinganayo kubo bonke esithe sathetha ebantwini. Dibanisa, akukho meko, musa ukuthatha iziyobisi zasekhaya-kungabikho ukuphulukana nobunzima, okanye ukukhula kweenwele, njl njl. Yonke le nto ayaziwa kwimizimba yethu inokwenzeka eyona nto ingalindelekanga.
Iifowuni zeTamtam!
Ukufika kwiholide eMzantsi Afrika, amaqabane avela kwi-St. Petersburg waqhubela phambili kwisizwe saseWilssky yasendle sagqiba kwelokuba achithe ubusuku kumngxunya wangoku. Ebusuku, abakhenkethi bavuswa ngama-Aborigidine ababezama ukubenza bashenxise uMtyholi kwaye bathathe inxaxheba kolunye uhlobo lwe-orgy yasendle. I-petersburger izame kwakhona i-peer i-perpiceous frest kwaye ibeka phantsi uhlobo lwengca enevumba elingathandekiyo. Kuyinyani, ukuba uphinda-phinde, ama-Aborigines akazange anyanzelise kwaye ashiye abakhenkethi yedwa.
Ngubani olinde apha? Akukho mfihlakalo yokuba ikwilizwekazi lase-Afrika lezona ndlela ziphambili zokhenketho zesondo ziyasebenza. AmaJamani kunye neBritane bezibini zesini ngakumbi uthando lokuhambahamba ukuya e-Afrika ngemvakalelo yendalo yendalo. Imfihlelo ye-Gation Faint Finet Finet Fentral yabemi base-Afrika kwilizwekazi yase-Afrika kunye neziqithi ezingenasiphelo-ngokunxulumene novuyo lwasemhlabeni. Abantu abamnyama banxibelelana lula nobomi balula ngakumbi kunabamhlophe, bavuye yonke imihla njengabantwana, bezama ukufumana i-airact enye yeepesenti kuyo yonke into abayenzayo. Kwaye kwisondo-okokuqala. Mhlawumbi oku kuchazwa yinto yokuba kungaze kubenda kwilizwe labo, kunye nelanga kunye neziqhamo-lonke ixesha ngaphandle kwezithintelo. Kwaye bona ngokwabo, ekubeni bebuntwana, bagculelwa ngokukhululekileyo kwindawo yokuzalwa kwe-pampas kwi-bandet enye ye-loin, ngaphandle kokukhathazeka, kwaye isohlwayo simdaka.
QAPHELA, Madoda! Imikhwa yesondo yama-Afrika ilula kwaye ilula. Nangona kunjalo, qwalasela: Kwisizwe se-gelades, abafowunelwa besibeleko bathathwa njengezinto eziqhelekileyo neziqhelekileyo! Ama-Afriday agcweleyo kunye nolwalamano olugqibeleleyo nama-Afrika kwaye emva kosuku olugcweleyo lokusebenza anakho ukubetha ubusuku bonke eTamtama kwaye enze imida yenkundla kunye nemisitho yomtshato. Ukuba ubuwe kwinqanaba lomdla wabo, nabo baya kukhanyiselwa kwangoko, ngaphandle kokudeka emlilweni ongumyisi. Ishishini lakho liyonwabisa, ngelixa likhumbula ngokuqinileyo isini esikhuselekileyo kunye nosulelo olukhuselekileyo (lonke ugonyo oluyimfuneko kufuneka lwenziwe kwangaphambili). Ukuba awufuni iimbambano nabantu abamnyama, kuphephe ubuhlanga kuyo nayiphi na intetho. Kwaye-igama laseRussia "i-negro". Ifakwe ngokulula ngabantwana abasecaleni, njengoko kunjalo nangokuzibandakanya ne-wigger yesiNgesi, ekhubekisayo kakhulu.
Ingqwalaselo, abafazi! Khumbula ukuba icala eliguqukayo lokuchwayitha kwama-Aborigines kukulula kakhulu kokuziphatha. Rhoqo, izenzo zabo ezingaqhelekanga ziqwalaselwa yimithetho yabo engaqhelekanga. EGhana, umzekelo, ekuqhakamsheleni ngokwesondo nawo nawuphi na umntu obhinqileyo owuthandayo (nokuba umntwana, otshatileyo kwaye omkhulu) unelungelo lokujoyina yonke indoda, eyi-50 yedola kunye neebhotile ezintathu ze-bamboo ivodka! Kukwexeshana kakhulu kuya kufihlwa kwimeko yokukhulelwa okunokwenzeka. Ke musa ukulibala iikhondomu: Zinjalo, njengoko zithetha, kwaye kwiikhondom zase-Afrika.
Kwaye sonke kufuneka sikhumbule eyona nto iphambili: yithi "hayi" silungile naphi na emhlabeni jikelele. Kwaye "ewe" uhlala uhlala kwilizwi lethu.
Kwikhithi yokuqala yoncedo yomhambi
Ungalibali ukupakisha, ukuhamba endleleni:
-Ukutshixwa kwe-Epiles (esetyenzisiweyo ukuba unxibelelwano olungakhuselekanga sele lwenzekile, kwaye nemputha);
-IMiramistin (isetyenziselwa imiyalelo emva konxibelelwano ngesondo, nokuba ikhondom yenzekile);
-ibande le-sterile kunye ne-wictericidal plaster;
-Isisombululo se-antiseteptic (Chlorhexidine, i-hydrogen peroxide), iodine okanye eluhlaza;
-ibango ukusuka kwi-allergies;
-i-Teinkillers;
-Ikharbon esebenzayo;
-Imifuno yokugaya.
Abafazi:
-Iegesi okanye i-tampons (xa itshintsha, umjikelo uhlala uphantsi, kwaye kwikhemesti yendawo awunakufumana uphawu olwaziyo);
-Isepha ine-lanolin-kudala ifilimu yokukhusela emzimbeni, enganiki intsholongwane yokuphindaphinda. Ngelixa iindlela ezinotywala, ngokuchaseneyo, le filimu itshatyalalisiwe, ngaloo ndlela ivula indlela eya kwiintsholongwane. Ke ngoko, kwiihambo ezinde ngaphandle kwe-lanolin-akukho ndawo!