-Alice, kutheni ufuna i-piton?
-Ndizithanda ezi zilwanyana. Ndandinomfundisi wejografi onabafundi abasixhenxe ekhaya. Wabazisa esikolweni. Babemhle kakhulu, bahle, banobuhlobo, basijikeleza. Ukusukela ngoko ndibathandile.
-Ihlala amantombazana anezinja ezincinci ...
-Andingenakumelana! Xa ndibona, ndifuna ukubazisa kwi-pithon. (Uhleka.)
-Nokutya iiPythoni, kubonakala ngathi, iimpuku?
-Ewe, kodwa ayiphili, kunjalo. Ithengisiwe.
-Kwambalwa abameli bobuthathaka behlabathi emhlabeni, baphupha inyoka yasekhaya. Yintoni enye ongayithandiyo?
- Kungenzeka ukuba, wonke umntu wahlukile kwelinye. Khange ndicinge nge ... ngobomi, ndinobomi obulula, ukuba awuqwalasela umsebenzi, isitudiyo, ukhenketho. Mna, njengaye wonke umntu, ndiyakuthanda ukuchitha ixesha nabahlobo, hlala. Inye kuphela into umama anditshutshise ukuba andifuni ukutshata. (Uhleka.)
Kuyo kwiminyaka engama-25 ubudala abantu abafuna ukutshata.
- Mna, mhlawumbi, nokuba ngama-40 asiyi kuphuma.
- Mingaphi iminyaka oyishiya iRussia?
- Shumi elinantlanu.
- Umama wayenomdla kuluvo lwakho malunga nokufunda phesheya?
-Yiqinisekile. Sasicinga kunye ngalo mbandela. Kwavela ukuba kwiminyaka embalwa ngaphambi kokuba siye kwi-ski. Kwaye apho ndadibana nenkwenkwe, isiFrentshi. Kwaye utata wakhe wayenguGeorgia kwaye wathetha isiRashiya. Iintsapho zethu zaba ngabahlobo, kwaye saze sibatyelele eParis. Le nkwenkwe yasixelela ngesikolo kwi-COTE D'Azur, kwindawo entle kakhulu kwaye inike imfundo enkulu kuyo. Kwaye emva kwamabali akhe, satshintsha umbono wokuya apho. Ngokwenene iminyaka emibini, salungiselela ukuhamba. Ndaqala ukuqhuba ngenkuthalo kwiilwimi, ezithunyelweyo, zaya kwiimviwo. Ngokwemvelo, bendifuna ukufunda, kodwa ndoyikisa.
- Kuthekani ngabahlobo, uthando?
-Ekunzima kakhulu. Ndidibene nonyaka kunye nomfana oselula, kwaye ndenzakalisiwe ukuba ndimphosa. Ekuqaleni ndahlala ndihlala, kuba ndimkhumbula umama, zihlobo. Kwaye isaphazamisa kakhulu isithintelo solwimi. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, andizange ndithethe isiNgesi okanye isiFrentshi. Ewe, isikolo sifundise kwaye sasine "ezintlanu" ngesiNgesi, kodwa zazingathethi. Ngenxa yoku, bendinabahlobo abancinci, ndineentloni kakhulu. Uyazi, ndasilela kwiimviwo kuba ndingayazi impendulo, kodwa ngenxa yokuba ndingawuqondi umbuzo. Kodwa emva konyaka ndiziqhelanisa kwaye ndingasafuni ukubuya.
Irina noAlice Saltykov kwinkcazo yeklip. Ifoto: www.shallava.r.
-Ungathi eLondon uye wabakho?
-London sisixeko esikumsiko angenaye yena kunye nabantu abangabaziyo. Kodwa kukho ikhaya lam, izihlobo, abantu ababaziyo, sebenza. NaseMoscow ndaqala ngandlel 'ithile. Kutshanje ndiyeza-ayisamkeli. Nangona wayengekabikho ndoda yaselwimi. Ekuqaleni bendihlala eFrance, emva koko ndahlala eSwitzerland nasemva koko kwafudukela e-UK.
-Ungena kwiimeko ezihlekisayo ngenxa yokungazi kolwimi?
Izigidi amaxesha! Ndinomhlobo, inkwenkwe evela e-Australia, ngoko ke ikhumbula ityala elinye. Ndisandul 'ukufika esikolweni, kwaye wandibuza: "UAlice, ixesha elingakanani?" Endiphendule ngayo: "Ewe." . Kwenzeka loo nto eSwitzerland kwakukho abantu baseMelika, abafundi, kunye nootitshala. Ke ngoko, ndakwazisa isiNgesi saseMelika. Ukufika kwam eLondon, ndafumanisa ukuba kukho umahluko omkhulu phakathi kwamazwi. Umzekelo, igama le-slack "fag" ngesiNgesi lithetha "icuba", kunye noMelika- "gay". Okanye "ibhulukwe" - i-American "ibhulukwe", kodwa ngesiNgesi - "panties". Kwaye ukuba uthi "unebhulukhwe emdaka", emva koko eNgilane bacinga ukuba ujonge iipaneli! (Uhleka.)
- Kutheni uye eSwitzerland ukuba ufunde?
- Kwenzeka ke ukuba iSikolo sam saseFransi siye saya ebhankini. Ngelishwa, umlawuli waseRussia waqala phaya, kwaye emva kweenyanga ezintandathu isikolo savalwa. Ndafudukela eSwitzerland, njengoko ndifuna ukugqiba iklasi yokugqibela kwaye ndikhululwe. Kodwa andikwazi ukuthi i-geneva sisixeko endikwaziyo kakuhle nothando. Umhle kakhulu, uthoze, unoxolo. Kodwa andiyiqondi, andinalo ixesha.
- ERussia, abaninzi baya kuya kufunda eYurophu, kodwa oku kuzonwabisa kakhulu. Ngumama kuphela owakuncedayo?
- Ewe mama. Kwaye ixabisa kangakanani? Andicingi ukuba ndibiza kakhulu kunaseMoscow. Sasifunda kwinkqubo yeNtloko yeNtlalontle. Kodwa khange sihlawule iinkonzo zenzuzo. Ehlala kwihostele: igumbi elincinci, indlu yangasese emgangathweni, njl njl. Sinomdla wokufunda, kwaye hayi ubomi.
-UTata wakunceda?
-Ngaba.
-Kwakutheni ukuze kwenziwe intetho yakho eRussia?
Kungenxa yokuba akukho mntu wammemayo. " Andinxibelelani naye, ngomnye umntu. Kutheni le nto udala ubukhoboka?
-Ufunda nini kwiZiko, ngaba uye wafumana?
Ubuncinci. Ndakhawuleza ndafumana imfundo kwiiyunivesithi ezimbini. Kwenzeka loo nto emva kwekhosi yokuqala ehlobo ndadinwa. Kwakungekho nto iyenzayo, ndandingafuni ukuya eMoscow, ngenxa yoko ndaye ndagqiba kwelokuba ndingene kwisebe lezango lesibini.
- Kwaye kwenzeka njani ukuba wonke umntu?
-Akrelekrele! Iziko zazikwiziphelo ezahlukeneyo zeSixeko. Kwaye iLondon i-megalopolis enkulu, mhlawumbi ngaphezulu kweMoscow. Kwaye ke kufuneka ndidanile yonke imihla. Ngokwemvelo, izinto ezithile zihamba. Ngokusisiseko kwimfundiso yomculo endiyaziyo, njengoko ndafunda kwisikolo somculo eRussia. Ngokusisiseko, ndagxininiswa kwimfundo yokuqala yokuqala ephezulu.
- "Ubugcisa obukhulu"?
- Ewe. Ibizwa ngokuba yi "Drama", kodwa unako ukuguqulela.
-Umama uphembelele ukhetho lwakho lomsebenzi?
-Ndiye ndabelana naye ngeengcinga zam. Kodwa kwisikolo sokugqibela sebanga ndaba nesixhenxe ngolwesihlanu ngeveki. Bendifuna ukufunda kwindawo yoyilo, kunye nezomthetho, ndibe yilwimi, kuba ndithanda ukuzibandakanya kwiilwimi. Xa umama weva malunga nolwimi, wabuza: "Kwaye ngubani oza kusebenza ngubani?" Ndacinga ngotitshala kwiZiko kwaye ngandlela ithile wajonga macala onke. (Uhleka.)
-Ukuhlala ubona umama?
-Ngaphindi rhoqo, kodwa ngefowuni sinxibelelana rhoqo, kwi-skype. Umama wam kwaye ndisondele kakhulu. Kwaye ngaphambili, esikolweni, kwithuba elisezantsi lakhala kuye eMoscow. Iziko lalisele litshintshiwe, kwaye xa laqala ukusebenza - waphantse wema ekhaya. Kwintsuku enye okanye ezimbini, ubuninzi.
-Kwenzeka njani ukuba ube nomculo?
-Ngabukhali! Ndadibana nomlimi kwaye ndafika kuye kwi-audiyousiousio. Ndaziswa kum njengendoda enkulu esebenza neenkwenkwezi zehlabathi. Ndandingcangcazela okoyika! Kwaye uthi: "Beka enye ingoma yakho." Ndiyabeka. "Ngoku ndilala nantoni na." Andisakhumbuli ukuba icule, into yokuqala eyakhumbuza, Ngokoluvo lwam, Lady Gaga yi-Akapel. Uye wathi uzakubuya. Kwaye ngokoqobo ngeentsuku ezintathu undixelela ngefowuni: "NgoMvulo, yiza esutio, qala ukusebenza."
-Uyikholelwa kulonwabo lwakho?
-Ngaba! Ndatsiba kwisilingi, ndakhawuleza ndajikeleza indlu, ekwabelwana ngayo. Kum ndothuka. Sele sisebenza phantse unyaka onesiqingatha. Nantsi inkqubo ende kakhulu. Akunakwenzeka ukuba uphume ngobusuku obunye, obizwa, ukusuka kumdaka kwinkosana.
-Uyimvumi yaseBritane okanye iRich Russian?
- Kum, mna, iRussia ayifanelanga into ephambili, kuba andiyiboni inqaku lokubuya. Ndihlala eLondon kwaye ndifuna ukusebenza apha. Yini na ukuba ibonakalise ingoma eMoscow? Umama umeme. Ndicinga ukuba wayefuna ngokwenene ukubonisa indlela endikhulele ngayo nento endiyenzayo.
-Umkele njani iqela laseMoscow?
- Bekumnandi. Nangona kunjalo, andimazi mntu apho, kodwa ndiyithandile yonke into efana nonke. Abantu badanisa. Okokuqala ngqa, yonke into ihambe kakuhle. Ngokwemvelo, ndiza kuza eRussia, kuba andifuni ukulibala ilizwe lam, iingcambu zam. Kodwa ubomi bam bonke sele beseNgilani.
- Buyintoni ubumi bakho?
- IsiRashiya. Emva konyaka onesiqingatha, kuya kuba nakho ukungenisa amaxwebhu okufumana ipasipoti yesiNgesi.
- Ngaba unazo izindlu zakho?
- Ewe. Sityale imali ngexesha. (Uhleka.) Kodwa ayisiyonto yam. Kuphela eyam! Ngexesha lentlekele, wandithengela indlu.
Ngaba unokucinga ukuba yonke le minyaka ibiya kuhlala kunye noMama?
- "Kuya kwenzeka ntoni ukuba?" (Ukuhleka.) Ewe kunjalo, bendicinga. Ndiyakuthanda ukuba yedwa ukuze kungabikho mntu undichukumisayo ukuba ndenze umsebenzi wam ngaphandle kokuphazanyiswa. Andiwuthandi uluntu. Umzekelo, andinakuze ndiphile nomntu ohlala naye. Mhlawumbi, ngenxa yoko andifuni kutshata. (Ukuhleka.) Ndiyathandabuza ukuba ndiza kuba nokuhamba nomntu ... ukuba bendihlala nomama? Sinoonobumba abafanayo, asiyi kuhlala ixesha elide.
-Uhlala njani ehostele?
-Kufuneka ndinyamezele. Ndazijolise ekufundeni. Ndidinga ukubamba kakhulu, ndifunde kwakhona ukuba akukho xesha lamaqela.
-Ngoku uyayivumela yonke into oyifunayo?
-Ngaba. Andinguye u-shopaholic, andithandi ukuya ezivenkileni, andifuni nto. Ndiyawonwabela umatshini wam omncinci kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba akukho mntu uyakukoyikisa kwaye engabizi. Ingcibi, imihombiso, iingubo zoboya ayingowam. Anditsho ukuba andifuni kuye, hayi. Andiyifuni nje. Ewe kunjalo, andibonelelwanga kakuhle, kodwa ndinokwanela ukutya okumnandi- kwaye oku kwanele.