Isibhakabhaka, inqwelomoya, ntombazana
Ingathi ayisiyiyo yonke into azalwe emhlabeni, ukuxoka (utye, usele, ugxotha iikempe zabanye abantu). Khawufane ucinge inxenye yabo ibhabha njengeentaka! Kwaye yintoni enomdla - yazalwa ukuba ibhabha, njengommiselo, ungaseli, ungatshayi kwaye ukungabi nantlonelo akuziphathi. Iziphene zokuqala ezimbini aziyinyamezeli izulu (impilo apha kufuneka ikhuselwe), kwaye kumadoda okugqibela abhabha angenaxesha.
Ngaba ucinga ukuba ndithetha ngekarlson okanye oosomajukujuku olujikelezayo kwi-orbit? Kwaye nantsi ke ayikho. Amadoda azakuxutyushwa eyinyani (kwaye, ngendlela, musa ukuba ngamagqwirha) kwaye akakho kwindawo evulekileyo, kodwa isondele kakhulu. Umzekelo, ndafumanisa i-oasis yonke ngezi zilwanyana zimangalisayo kumadlelo.
Irhafu encinci kufutshane ne-moscow ingumrhumo wefashoni kunye neXesha: Kukho iMozulu entle yeMozulu. Kwaye ukuba kutshanje iinqwelomoya zazithathwa njengemeko yamadoda okwenyani, namhlanje amanenekazi ehlabathini lonke ehamba kwiindawo zabo zenqwelomoya (i-mini-vili), kwiihelikon zabucala, ii-jotodoptans kunye neebhaluni. Kwaye nokuba ufike ezinkozo zokuzihlonela intanda ngaphandle kwendlela engaphantsi, neparashute. Ewe, kwaye (yintoni ifihlekile!) Indawo yomoya inomtsalane ngakumbi emsebenzini wendawo yobomi bakho, enomzekelo okanye isitrato sasebusuku okanye isitrato sasebusuku. Kuba izakhelo kwityala lokubhabha ziyabandakanyeka: zintle, ziqinile kwaye zihlala zingatshatanga. Ukuba nesibhakabhaka kwi "Wena" namhlanje kupholile kwaye uthandabuza. Bala.
Isoseji, ubisi kunye nesitulo sokubhabha
Kwaye apho kwaba lubabalo lwenene! Intsimi eluhlaza yagutyungelwa ziidayisi, inqwelo moya enemibala esungulwe, apho abavumisi be-temiators baphuma e-Gumpers, banikezela isandla sam kwaye bancuma. Kwaye ngamnye kubo wayekulungele ukuhlala nam kwiinqwelomoya ophukileyo kwi-lawn ngekhitshi le-Hiking, phatha i-highn kunye ne-kebabs kunye nekofu kunye nekofu kwaye nithi malunga ne-aeronautics. Phakathi kweBrave Grove yayingabantu abasebenza kuyo (i-Moe Pilots, ukubonelela ngokhuseleko kwi-airpace) kunye ne "Ketles" - Abanini benqwelomoya. Kwaye bonke bandimema ngokufudumeleyo kwiikhaphethi zabo ezahlukeneyo - inqwelo moya. Kwaye, ewe, ndiyavuya ukuzama: Okokuqala, kwinqaku, kwaye okwesibini ... kulungile, ukuba ndingabameli kakhulu ngaxeshanye. Kwaye yonke into injengokhetho!
Ke ndafunda izinto ezininzi ezinomdla ngakumbi kunokuba ndonwabile ukuba nesabelo. Ukuba awuthathi uthatha isigqibo sokususa ngokwakho, ubuncinci ukufaka indawo kwincoko. Ngokolungela umgubo kuye nawuphi na umthi, nangaphezulu, yonke into "isiDatshi". Ke, ukuba umntu ubilisa ngoncedo lwamaphiko, njengoko i-pterodackile yi-Deltaneist. Ukwenza ukubaleka ngoncedo lwe-Deltaplan, kubalulekile ukuba usasaze kwaye utsiba uye kwenye indawo - umzekelo, ukusuka kwinqaba okanye i-cliff. Kwangelo xesha, ukubhabha ukuya kwi-Deltaplan njengoko kwakunqunyanyisiwe - ukuba yintoni le hlanganelwano ne-Ikar yentsomi ikhokelela kumaphiko abo ezenziwe ekhaya. Kodwa, ngokungafani negorha leentsomi, iiplanethi zaseDeltaines aziwele konke, kodwa ziceba kakhulu. Ndiyazithethelela ngegama lezixhobo zakho: Delta-ezimbini (oko kukuthi, amaphiko), isicwangciso-esivela kucwangciso lwamagama.
Kodwa kusekho i-motodeltaplan (okanye i-deltalelet)-le yeyobuvila. Ngubani ongafuni ukubaleka, atsibe emva koko abe nemilenze yakho. Kule meko, amaphiko anqunyanyisiwe i-Deltallated, kodwa isitulo (sibizwa ngokuba yi "iphiko netrolley"). Esi sixhobo sifana nenqwelo-mafutha encinci kunokuba i-Deltaplane: ithatha ngokuzimeleyo ngemoto. I "I-Stoolsing Stool" isebenza kwi-petroli kwaye ifuna i-Pelot yezakhono ezithile: iimeko zeMeteo kufuneka zithathelwe ingqalelo - indlela yomoya, amathuba emvula, iinkungu kunye nezinye iingxowa zendalo. "Isosi" (ke abaqhubi beenqwelo moya babizwa ngokuba yimozulu embi) umhambi unokuyingozi, kodwa ngomhla omncinci omncinci (kwi-chargon encinci (eJargon yabaqhubi beenqwelomoya - "ubisi") ! I-hovetalet kunye nenyani yokuba kunokwenzeka ukuba uthathe umkhweli-itroli yenzelwe ubuso obubini. Umzekelo, umfazi omhle. Kwaye emva koko ubeke ifowuni kwenye indawo kwi-lawn ye-sewn-isibonelelo ayifuni mtya okhethekileyo wokufumana umhlaba - kwaye ... Ngokubaleka, ababhabha, bathi- sonwabe kakhulu!
Inkosi kunye neMargarita
Ndisele nje ndingakhumbuli ukuba loluphi uhlobo lwekomityi yekofu - ngeli xesha eluntwini yomqhubi webhaluni. Kwaye ndothuka ukuba inkulu, injengendlu enkulu, ibhola ekwimo eshiyekileyo ibekwe kwibhasikithi encinci eyahlukileyo. Kwaye apha wavela ... kwaye waba ziiyure ezimbini ezilandelayo zekamva lam.
Wayephantsi, bambalwa kwaye bafa. Nangona kunjalo, kwinkangeleko yakhe enoburhabaxa, bakhawuleza kuzo zonke iindlela zolwelo ze-sweccinous yokwenene, ukubanjiswa kokona kuthi. Kwaye ukubhabha, kwaye hayi. Ngokubanzi, iimbono zethu zidibene - kwaye wandicebisa ukuba ndi ... xhuma neparashute!
"Kulungile, kuyimfuneko ukuqalisa ukwazi ukuba," ndagwetywa nge-teary yentombazana. - Yintoni enye enokuthi iphakamise i-ladyd i-lady master? Kodwa andizange ndicinge ukuba ndiza kuvuma nge-adventure enje: ngokuzithandela wawa phantsi inqwelomoya - kufanele ukuba kube bubomi obubi emntwini! Kodwa umtsalane wenkosikazi yenkosi kunye negama lomlingo "xhuma-quck-tandem" (ah, kunye, phantse "babumba" "kwazo" zawo "ezingcolileyo" zenza "ityala" elingcolileyo "lazo" Ndiveze njengam, ngokungathi i-bulgakovskaya margarita, yabhala i-bustle kwiingalo zenkosi yam ... kwaye yavuma.
Gluck aviator
Yindlela eyenzeka ngayo. I-Tandem (ukusuka kwi-Lat. - Zimbini) iqala emhlabeni. Nje ukuba uthathe isigqibo sokuyenza kunye, uba sisibini. Sizonke sizama kwizixhobo, siziqhelanisa nemveliso evela kwinqwelomoya, indlela yokuziphatha yomoya kunye nokufika. Ngelixa yonke le nto yenzeka, kuyo amaxesha ngamaxesha iyoyikeka into endifuna ukuba nayo ngokukhawuleza izizathu ezingamashumi amathathu anesithathu kwaye ndibaleke kwindalo, ngaphandle kokujonga ngasemva. Kodwa ezo kunye ne-tendem elungileyo: Okokuqala, sele uziva into enjengetyala kwiqabane, kwaye okwesibini, ingeyonyani, kodwa yingcali kwishishini lakho. Oko kukuthi, isiqinisekiso sobomi bakho nezempilo.
Ngokukodwa ukuthambisa xa le nto icekeceke ibongoze isuka ngasemva, kwaye uya kuyithembisa ukuba uJester ngentsimbi yexesha, ixesha leparashute uya kulibonisa ngokukhuselekileyo, kodwa hayi imilenze yakho. Oku kunjalo, ngendlela, enye yezona zinto zibalulekileyo zokutsiba kwi-temputer: i-parachutist enye yokungabikho kwezinto ezinokukhetha kuzo inyanzelwa ukuba inciphise imilenze yayo yomelele. Ukuba awutyunjululwanga ngexesha kwaye ungaphumelelanga, unokwenzakala. Kodwa kwimeko yeTandem, lo mbuzo ususiwe ngokupheleleyo: Ngexesha lokufika, ucinezela imilenze yakho, yonke enye into eyenza umqeqeshi.
Xa iplanethi yomzimba wakho, elungele ukuhla, ifunga emoyeni, into eyoyikisayo ifikelela kwi-Apogee yayo. Kwaye ungene kwi-stirr, xa ukuphakama okwahlukileyo kwindiza omnye, abanye abahamba nabo baqala ukuphuma ... Inkosi yam yenkosi yam yakhululwa - ukuphakama kwe-termine enye nenesiqingatha seemitha ezimbini ezinesiqingatha. Ngeli xesha bendihleli emadolweni kwaye ndikwicala elipheleleyo. Emadolweni-kuba kolu manzi, njengamawele e-siamese, iqela elikhethekileyo laligutyungelwe, kwaye lisebenza - kuba yonke into eyenzekileyo esele ibonakale kum.
Kwaye ngalo mzuzu xa inkosi ithe "lixesha!" Kwaye ngobunono wandikhuphela kumnyango ovulekileyo yenqwelomoya, ngequbuliso ndayiqonda loo nto kuba yayiboshwe kuye ngaphambili, ndiza kwenza inyathelo lokuqala kwindiza! Kwaye uyalandela, afihle ngasemva kwam umva ... "Ndiza kuvala amehlo," ndacinga ukuphelelwa lithemba. -Ndiya kuvuleka, kuphela xa iparashute ivula. " Kodwa, emi kumphetho wenzonzobila, ngequbuliso ndaqonda ukuba andizukuvala nto. Inyani yile yokuba, xa kuvulwa umnyango wenqwelo moya, kwakungekho mntu-bugs, hayi iimoto ze-toy, hayi i-asphalt enkulu (njengoko kubonakala ngathi kuya kumgangatho ophezulu), kunye ne-fluff entle kakhulu, kwaye ifana ne-fluffy amafu, kunye ne-fluff entle kakhulu, kwaye ifana ne-fluffy amafu, kunye ne-fluff entle, kwaye ifana Ityholo leParadesi. Kwaye kwabonakala kum ukuba andizukuwa, kodwa izulu ezulwini njengentaka. Ukubhabha, emva koko ndanxiba ilifu kwaye ndiphumle ... mhlawumbi, le yimpembelelo ye-narcotic yokuphakama, apho bonke abavumisi "behleli".
Unxibelelwano ngokungacwangciswanga- Iziphumo ezilungileyo
Ndiphume kwindiza- kwimo ye-euphoria epheleleyo. Baphalaze ngelitye. Umhlaba wakhawuleza wangena ebusweni, ngamanye amaxesha endaweni yesibhakabhaka. Sawisa, somelele. Emva kokwenza omnye uKulbit, ndakwazi ukuqaphela ukususa inqwelomoya kunye namehlo agxothiweyo. Ingcinga yesibini: "Okanye ngaba esi sisiphelo?" Kodwa yayisisiphelo esimnandi. Ndiqonde ukuba abanye ababhali bathetha, bechaza iimvakalelo zokuzibulala, ukuqhubela phambili kubude bakhe: "Phambi kwakhe, ubomi bakhe bonke butshayile ..." Ndaye ndabona imifanekiso yaBantwana bam, ndaye ndabanjwa . Kwaye unenkxalabo- ngoobani abaya kubhala lo mbhalo kweli tyala? Emva kwexesha, ndaxelelwa ukuba idrotho yasimahla ihlala ivela kumandla emizuzwana emi-5 ukuya kweli-10, kodwa ayikho into enye ibibonakala kum kwi-onile mpe. Oku kukukhohlisa uninzi, oluthile lwesithuba sexeshana-piantom phantom.
Kwaye emva koko kwalandela ukutyhala okubukhali, kwatyhila iParashute - kwaye ukuwa kwethu kwangoko kwaba kuhamba kancinci kwaye kudle. Inkosi yam ndaye ndathetha nemozulu. Kuba bekukho indudumo ngaphambili, kwaye kwakuyimfuneko ukuba emhlabeni ngokungxamisekileyo. Ngaphandle koko, siye sabeka esichengeni sokungaziwa ukuba singaziwa phi okanye icwangciselwe umhlaba - umzekelo, emthini. Okanye ungabenzi mhlaba kuko konke-kwaye ubhabha ngonaphakade, iqhutywa yimimoya, njengesixhobo esincinci sellie kwi "wizard yomzi we-emerald".
Kwaye inkosi yaqala ukugqobhoza okunzima kunye ne-parachute yokwamkela i-parachute (umxokelelwane we-tandem wenziwa kwiparachute "yephiko lemidlalo", engafaniyo ne-parachute "ye-Deme". Sishiya indudumo, kwaye ndinothando kakhulu ubugcisa bokulinga okuphezulu. Nangona ndandizisola kancinci ukuba iqabane lam lixakeke kakhulu. Emva kwayo yonke loo nto, ukuba ayingulo "isoseko", sinokuvumelana kakhulu, ukulungisa ngokuzonwabisa ezulwini. Ukuphakama kufutshane kakhulu.
Ukufika kwawo kwakuthambile. Inkosi yazisibindi ime ezinyaweni zakhe kwaye yandicinezela ngocoselelo. Yonke into, inqwelomoya igqithile: Iqela labasebenzi bathi kuwe, ixesha lokukrazula " Kodwa ngokunyaniseka, bendingafuni ukuba kude nenkosi yam. Kwaye ngokubanzi, amantombazana, kufuneka avume: Kumnandi ngokwenene xa indoda ibotshelelwe kuwe ngokuqinileyo. Kwaye ngasemva. Kubonakala ngathi ayizukuya naphi na, kwaye phambi kwamehlo akho akwenzi ukuba inyibilikisiwe.
Hee ulapha phezulu ...
Ewe, ndiphantse ndalibala ngebhola. Ibhaluni ilawulwa yi-burner yerhasi ibekwe phantsi kwayo, kwaye ihamba ngesantya somoya. Ke ngoko, "ibhola" yebhola yenzeka rhoqo ekuqaleni kwasekuqaleni okanye ngokuhlwa, xa imijelo yomoya ayinamandla. Ibhola ibhabha kakuhle kwaye ifanelwe, kwibhasikithi yakhe ibekwa kubantu abahlanu, iinkampani ezininzi zithanda ukucwangcisa iqabane kwiibhola. Nam, esinye isibini sibhiyozela umtshato apho, esingayothusi xa umyeni ngumqhubi wenqwelomoya kunye nomthombo wezulu. Yonke le nto yayisisigqubuthelo, iChampagne, umculo, kuphela endaweni yeendwendwe - umqhubi womoya owodwa onevidiyo. Emva kokubamba inxenye, umqhubi ushiye i-odpic eshiyekileyo amancinci kuphela - ngoncedo lweparachute. Yintoni esinokuqikelela ngaphandle kwakhe ... Ngayiphi na imeko, oogxa beGroom bajongile kunye nabalulekileyo. Abantu abasandul 'ukutshata baneliseke kakhulu. Kwaye bathi i-kayf kwimpukane yi-buzzly. Ke-fly, abemi, babhabhe!