-Unjani umbala?
-Ixhomekeke kwimozulu. Kakhulu mhlawumbi ndim.
-Ukhe athi ufunda umfanekiso we-Schopenhauer, nangona ungakhange uyifunde?
Msgstr "" "Schownhauer andizange ndifunde kwaye andizithathi intsingiselo yokuthetha ngento engeyiyo."
-Ukhe wathenga izitya emgceni, ngaba amaphephandaba, zizifundo?
- Hayi, injalo. Kuyo nayiphi na imeko, umntu kufuneka ahlale emntwini. Ingakumbi umfazi. Akukho ntlungu.
-Ukhe wenze into kwigumbi lehotele okanye indawo yokutyela yememori?
-Ndiyitshisa ngehlazo. Ke abazali bam bandikhulisa.
-Uye wanikela ngezipho ezibonisiweyo?
- Hayi, sonke isipho yimemori. Ndide ndibe negumbi elikhethekileyo, apho ndizigcinile khona.
- Yintoni enokukwenza ubomvu?
-Ngaba ayinyani ebomini bam. Ndizama ukukhohlisa.
-Ukhe wagqithisa ixabiso lento oyinxibayo?
-Akazange unxibelelane.
-Ukuphendula kwakho emehlweni okuphindwe kabini?
-Ukusoloko ufuna umntu ukuba andiphephe. Kwaye ndingavuya ukudibana namawele am. Inomdla kakhulu.
- Inzuzo yakho ephambili?
- abantu bomzimba. Ndiyabathanda kakhulu abantu.
- Luhlobo luni lovavanyo olwenziyo?
-Kufuneka ndiphile ebomini bam, kwaye lukhuni.
- Ezona ndawo zingalindelekanga?
-Ukuthatha inxaxheba komboniso "ukudanisa kunye neenkwenkwezi." Kwaye, ewe, umbono wokuqokelela zonke iintombi zam zenkanyezi kwi-pussy clip.
- Yintoni ongathanda ukuba nayo?
"Ukuba bendinethuba lokubona, ndingathanda ukuba ngugqirha."
-Uthembise ntoni namhlanje ekuseni?
"Ndathembisa unyana wam ukuba siza kuguqula uTom Sawer namhlanje kunangaphambili kunathi."