Inkohliso-igama elithi ifashoni ngoku, ngokulandelelana. Ewe, ezi ndaba ziya kuba zintle ukuhombisa ubomi bethu, enyanisweni, bonke kwaye ziquka inyani. Inokuba yi-satire, kulungile, ukubulala nje. Ayikwazanga, kodwa akuzange.
Ebusuku, zonke ezona zilungileyo kweli lizwe ziyenzeka, eyona ingoyena bhanki, ingalindelekanga. Ubusuku bokudala. Ebusuku, nokuba ucedo ulele, uyazi? Nguwuphi kuMgaqo-siseko wethu ongekhoyo, ha ha. Kwaye kutheni ungazami, ngakumbi Fomenko. Kwaye ke unako, njengoJack Nicholson kwi "Flass ngaphezulu kweCuckoo Nesst": "Endizamile."
Kodwa uFomenko kule meko ungaphandle komdlalo. Ayifuni? Ayinakho? Sukunika? Andiyi kulimba kuyo, ukuba ndiqonde. Inkqubo nje embi, kuphela nayo yonke into.
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Malunga noKodwa baqala ukulibala, ewe. I-rain imikhanya kangangeminyaka engama-25 njengakwindawo evuthiweyo "Imfihlakalo" lixesha elingangemva kweNaphakade. Ukwenza, indalo, indalo, kodwa nayo inqabile. Ewe, iikonsathi zangaphambili, apho wacula khona into. Akukho ngaphezulu kozuko.
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Mhlawumbi ndiyazigqithisela? Ingaba. Kodwa ke ndifuna ukuba abuye. Ngapha koko, italente enjalo, kwaye ngaphandle kokhuseleko.