-Unjani umbala?
-I-Grey, umbala wesisu esibi kakhulu sesiNgesi.
-Ukhe athi ufunda umfanekiso we-Schopenhauer, nangona ungakhange uyifunde?
-Ngaba.
-Umanye kuhlaselo lomsindo ubetha izitya, amaphephandaba akhwankqisa izinto?
- Kanye ngeminyaka elishumi elinesixhenxe, isipili semitha ezintathu saphukile kwihotele: Wayenomsindo. Isikeri sasala ebomini.
-Uye wanikela ngezipho ezibonisiweyo?
- Ewe. Ndinike umhlobo ukuba bafuna umntu ngakumbi.
- Yintoni enokukwenza ubomvu?
-Ubudenge obumnyama bomnxibelelanisi.
-Ukuphendula kwakho emehlweni okuphindwe kabini?
-Andazi, andizange ndizele.
- Zeziphi izinto ozithoba kakhulu?
- Kwabo bakhokelela kwimali kunye ne-orgasm (joke). Yonke into kufuneka imodareyitha.
- Yintoni ongathanda ukuba nayo?
-Ucweberry ukulawula i-yacht enkulu ye-yacht.
- Inzuzo yakho ephambili?
-Ndiyinto eqhelekileyo, akukho zibonelelo zibalaseleyo.
- Luhlobo luni lovavanyo olwenziyo?
- Njengoko bendithetha ngokuphindaphindiweyo kwiprojekthi yam ye-TV "iconjululwe", umhlaba awulunganga, kwaye abantu bawela inani elikhulu lovavanyo, kodwa ngandlela thile yonke into inamava.
- Ezona ndawo zingalindelekanga?
-Andizivumeli ukukhohlisa, andiyifuni.
-Uthembise ntoni namhlanje ekuseni?
-Andithetha nam.