Umhlanguli ongaphezulu
UVince waphumelela ebutsheni bakhe wasebenza njengomhlanguli echibini. Kwaye kwakukhe wasindisa umfazi. "Ngandlel 'i nenekazi elidala kakhulu lafika kuthi, ethi abantwana babizwa ngokuba" nguMakhulu ". Akazange athethe isiNgesi, kodwa wonke umntu wancuma ngalo lonke ixesha, "umlingani uyakhumbula. "Kwaye napha, aboniswe kwiiflipper, bangena echibini ukusuka kwicala lamanzi angenamanzi kwaye baqala ukuya enzulu. Ngeli xesha ndithethe ecaleni komphathi wam kwangoko onesizathu esithile sagqiba kwelokuba umntu obhinqileyo ufuna uncedo olungxamisekileyo. Ngokulandelelana kwakhe, ndakhawuleza ndaya kumsindisa, ndabamba ndatsalela umva, apho yayilibhedi. Wandibetha kwaye wakrokra into enje "enkosi." Ndazingca ngokungacaphuki. Nangona kunjalo, ngokuhlwa, utata wandichazela ukuba andizukusindisa mntu, kodwa ngenxa yesizathu esingacacanga asizange sinike ixhegokazi liqubha echibini. " Nangona kunjalo, i-vince ayizange ikwazi ukwenza ngaphezulu kwemfusa: ngenxa yokudlala kade, wagxothwa kungekudala.
Icocekile
Kwiminyaka emininzi eyadlulayo, u-Owen Wilson wasebenza ngechibi elicocekileyo. Kodwa kwakuqala ukuba omnye wabathengi abone ukuba inkanyezi yekamva yayichithwe kwindawo yokugcina amanzi, kwaye yakhalaza kubaqeshi. Emva kwesinye isibini samabango abavela kwamanye amabanjwa, intloko yeWilson inyule ukuba ayimndulule, ngaphandle kokupha umfana ukuba achaze. "Ewe, ihlobo eTexas iyiloo ntombazana. "Kodwa ndenyuka ndangena emanzini ukuba ndingaqubha, ndiphole, kodwa ndihlambe i-tule kunye namalungu akhoyo ngokucokisekileyo. Kodwa abathengi benkonzo babenomsindo xa wandibona ndiqengqeleka kwichibi labo. Ke ngempazamo yabo kwaye azange kwenzeke
Ndikweli msebenzi. "
Ukusela igqwetha
I-Gerard Butler, ekubeni igqibile ukugqiba komthetho kwiYunivesithi yaseGlasgow, ihleli kwi-ofisi yoMthetho. Kwaye "wasebenza" iminyaka emibini. "Ngapha koko, kule minyaka mibini ndiye ndaya kwinkonzo amaxesha angama-33 kuphela: 27 ngoMvulo wama-27, oneminyaka emihlanu kunye nolwesihlanu. Eminye imihla, ndonwabile kwenye indawo, ndalala ebubini, ndasela-andinguye otywala, kodwa utywala obusetyenziswe ngolonwabo kwaye malunga nokoyika! - uthathe iziyobisi. Wade wangena emva kwe-bastard izihlandlo ezininzi, "utshilo umlili. "Ngendlela ethile bendinxibe, ndabuya ndaya kusebenza, kodwa ndanele kwakhona imini enye kwakhona, kwaye konke kuqalile. Kule-ofisi ndandihlala ndinesithukuthezi. Kwaye xa phaya ndaxelelwa ukuba kuya kuba ngcono ukuba andikaze ndifike apho, ndacheba ngokukhululeka. "
Hugh jackman. Ifoto: Ifoto yokuqalisa / ifoto.ru.
Utshaba lwe-clown
UHugh Jackman wayesoloko engumntu ochwayitisayo nonobuchule. Nangona kunjalo, kwasebuncinaneni bakhe, ezi mpawu zidlalwa nge-actor joke. Ngexesha elinye, i-Hugh yafumana umsebenzi njengomthengisi kwivenkile yempahla ebalulekileyo. Kwaye, ukuvulelwa kubathengi, wayedla ngokuthanda ukuncokola nabo ebomini. Apho wagxothwa ziiveki ezintandathu kuphela: Umnini venkile wafumanisa ukuba uJackman uyathetha, kwaye ke unexesha elincinci lokusebenza. Nangona kunjalo, umdlali weqonga kungekudala wafumana ulwimi lwakhe olude kwaye wazinza ukuba asebenze i-blown kwii-orphanues, afumana i-50 yeedola ngemini. "Nangona kunjalo, andikwazi ngokupheleleyo ukuba ndibonisa amaqhinga," ivuma inkwenkwezi yemovie. "Kwaye ndiyakhumbula ukuba ngangolunye usuku inkwenkwana eneminyaka emithandathu ixelele unina:" Le yingcwaba elibi, akazazi eyona nto kugxilwe kuyo. " Mhlawumbi umntwana ebenyanisile: i-clown yam yayinguNikudny. "
Umlindi ongafanelekanga
UMichael Falsndender ebutsheni bakhe wasebenza njengomlindi. Nangona kunjalo, iingcebiso ngakuye azihlawulanga lelona likhulu, kwaye abaphathi bebengakhange bakhalaze kakhulu uMyili weMiboniso bhanyabhanya. "Ndimhle kakhulu njenge-bartender, kodwa kunqabile ukuba ndicele ukuba ndime emva kwekhawuntara, ndithumele ukuba basebenze abathengi kwiholo. Nangona kunjalo, ukunxiba iipleyiti ezininzi, iiglasi, iibhotile ezinesosi, izixhobo kunye nayo yonke enye into bendinzima kakhulu kum. Kwaye ngenxa yoko ndaye ndajongeka kunzima. Kwaye, mhlawumbi, ayicacanga kakhulu, kuba xa ndaphathelela kumyalelo, ndacinga ukuba ndingayihli phantsi. Kwaye ulibale ukuncuma. Ke ngoko, ixesha elide andizange ndilale nakweyiphi na ikhefu: Ubunkokeli bandinika ngentlonelo ukuba ndiqonde ukuba kwiinkonzo zam abasafuneki. "
UMariya uyakhathalela. Ifoto: Cinezela Cinezela / i-uftodom.ru.
Ukusilela ukucoceka
UMariya Carey ukhe wafumana umsebenzi kumgcini weenwele, apho imisebenzi yakhe iza kutshayela iinwele. Imvumi yexesha elizayo yayingavuyinoko indlela yokufumana imali, kodwa imeko yayikhulezwe ngumphathi we-salon. "Wayefuna ukuba bonke abasebenzi be-hairdisng bathwale ngesondo, ngokoluvo lwakhe, amagama, njenge-foxy nesaqhwithi. Kum, wanyula uEcho. Ndayeka ukuphendula ngeli gama kwaye ndimxelele ngenkani: "NdinguMorya!", "Ukhumbula imvumi. "Ekupheleni kosuku lwam lokuqala lokusebenza, xa ndaphinda ndaphinda ndaphinda ndingaze ndibene-echo, sagqiba kwelokuba ndigxothiwe ngesicelo sam."
Umlindi olambileyo
I-Chris Rock ixesha elinye lasebenza njengomlindi kwindawo yokutyela "kwi-Red lobster". "Sasinomvuzo omncinci, kwaye ngekhe sikwazi ukuhlawula apho ukutya apho. Kodwa bendifuna. Kwaye ndafumana indlela yokuphuma, "utsho umlingisi. -Abantwana bahlala betya kancinci okanye bengadli kwaphela. Kwaye bendihlala ndibukele umntwana ukuba azamile, kodwa yintoni engasebenziyo. Ndimi ecaleni kwendlela kunye nengqondo engqondweni inkwenkwe okanye intombazana: "Musani ukutya i-shrimp. Sukutya i-shrimp. " Kwaye emva, ukuba ndibone ukuba umntwana akazange achukumise into, emva koko, asuse etafileni, ndizamile ukungafumani ukutya kwakhe. Kodwa ngenye imini bendiqaphela kwaye ndicelwe ukuba ndiyeke indawo yomsebenzi. "
Madonna. Ifoto: www.madsonna.com.
I-aleswoman
Ebutsheni bakhe, uMadonna wazama ubugcisa obuhlukeneyo - ukusuka ekucoceni kwi-diner ukuya kwi-Ainerey kwivenkile yokutyela. Kwaye xa imvumi iphume iye kusebenza njengabathengisi beevenkile. Ivenkile apho inkanyezi yayisebenza khona kumaxesha amatye, kwaye kwakusoloko kukho abantu abaninzi kuwo. Kwaye ngandlela thile wabathengi bakaMadonna udiniwe yi-Foures eqhubekayo ngengozi kwi-jam jam, eyayimele igalele i-donut. Le ndoda yabekwa ke, engavumi ukukholwa ukucela uxolo. Kwaye umniniyo wevenkile wakhupha umntu odumileyo.