-Unjani umbala?
-Ukuyo yonke imibala yomnyama, nangona le yingxelo enesibindi kwizifundo ezikhoyo.
-Ukhe wathi nditsho ukuba ndifunda i-Schopenhauer, nokuba awuyifundanga?
- Ndidla ngokuphendula imibuzo enjalo endiyifundileyo ethi "U-Ulyss" kaYakobi JYYCE, kunye nokubeka umnxibelelanisi kumabala, kuba lo msebenzi uthathe umsebenzi de kube sekupheleni.
- Zeziphi izinto ozinzileyo ohlangabezana nazo ezona ziphoso?
-Uyazi, andifikanga mntu ixesha elide, ngayo nayiphi na into engalunganga.
-Ukhe wenze into kwigumbi lehotele okanye indawo yokutyela yememori?
-Ingcaciso entle yegama elithi "ubusela". Hayi, kwakungeyomfuneko.
-Uye wanikela ngezipho ezibonisiweyo?
-Ngaba. Ayilunganga.
- Yintoni enokukwenza ubomvu?
-I-Infossides kwinethiwekhi yentlalo. Bazibhala abantu, bandidandatheke.
- Ezona ndawo zingalindelekanga?
-Bhalisa kwiZiko lethilesi.
-Ukuphendula kwakho emehlweni okuphindwe kabini?
- Owu, iya kuba inomdla: Zijonge ecaleni.
- Inzuzo yakho ephambili?
- Ukuthozama.
- Luhlobo luni lovavanyo olwenziyo?
- Emva kweminyaka emininzi e-cinema sele ibonakala ngathi ingulo naluphi na uvavanyo kum.
- Yintoni ongathanda ukuba nayo?
- Ewe, ubuncinci! Eyona nto iphambili kukuba unayo. (Uhleka.)
- Ngaba uyayazi eyona mali ngoku kwi-wallet yakho?
-Ngaba. Okwangoku ndikwisidubedube kwaye ngaphandle kwe-wallet.
-Uthembise ntoni namhlanje ekuseni?
-Ungadli emva kweengokuhlwa ezintandathu!