-Unjani umbala?
-Green. Phantse zonke izithunzi zakhe ziya kum, kwaye akukho nto iphela ndimphalaza njengombala wolutsha oluselula.
-Ukhe athi ufunda umfanekiso we-Schopenhauer, nangona ungakhange uyifunde?
-Nganjalo, ndizama ukungaxoka: amalungelo amahle.
-Umanye kuhlaselo lomsindo ubetha izitya, amaphephandaba akhwankqisa izinto?
- Ewe. Kwiindawo zokuziqhelanisa ngakumbi. Ngenye imini, ukuziqhela kweemvakalelo, unyawo lwambetha udonga lwe-plasterboard.
-Ukhe wenze into kwigumbi lehotele okanye indawo yokutyela yememori?
-Iseti yendlela ye-shampoo.
-Uye wanikela ngezipho ezibonisiweyo?
"Ewe, kwaye andiboni nto iphosakeleyo ukuba omnye umntu uthatha ithuba lento engandithandiyo."
- Yintoni enokukwenza ubomvu?
-Ngam ukunganyaniseki.
-Ukhe wagqithisa ixabiso lento oyinxibayo?
-Ngaba. Endaweni yoko, okwahlukileyo.
- Zeziphi izinto ozithoba kakhulu?
-Ngoko ke izinto ezimbi zaza zaqala ukucacisa ngokuzolileyo, ngakumbi xa uninzi lwayo lwafunyanwa.
- Inzuzo yakho ephambili?
-Ukunyaniseka kunye nemvakalelo yokuhlekisa.
- Luhlobo luni lovavanyo olwenziyo?
Yonke into inikwa i-BE. Ndaxelelwa ke, kwaye ndiyakholelwa.
-Ukungena ngokungalindelekanga okuvumelekileyo?
-Ukufumana inkalipho kwaye usaya kwi-faculty ebambeleyo ngo-2000, emva kokuphela kwenye iyunivesithi.
- Yintoni ongathanda ukuba nayo?
- Ububele. Ndicinga ukuba le yeyona talente ibaluleke kakhulu kunye nomgangatho woluntu.
-Uthembise ntoni namhlanje ekuseni?
-Ngaba noyolo kwaye wonwabe ebomini!