Ivan Ratnikov: "Ini ndinogara ndichipfuura nemukadzi kushaya simba"

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- Ndeupi ruvara rwaunoshamwaridzana newe?

- aquamarine.

- Iwe wakambozvitaura here kuti iwe unoverenga Schoppenhauer, kunyangwe iwe hauna kuverenga?

- Ndinozviita nguva dzose. Uye kwete chete nezvechenhenhauer.

- Someo mukurwiswa kwehasha iwe unorova ndiro, mapepanhau akabatana, akafambisa zvinhu?

"Ndakatamira kuimba idzva, pakanga paine gonhi remukova muchimbuzi, uye tisingafunge, ndakaigura. Zvinofungwa?

- Wakapa zvipo zvakaratidzwa here?

- Kwete.

- Chii chinogona kuita kuti iwe utambe?

- Mwanasikana wangu Seraphim Ivanovna.

-Kuita kwako pakuona kwako kaviri?

- Amai, hazvigoneke!

- Ndezvipi zvakaipa zvaunonyanya kurasira?

- kune ese kushaya simba kwemukadzi.

- Ndeipi talent yaungade kutora?

- Fly, kwete mukurota chete, asiwo muchokwadi.

- yako yakanakira mukana?

- zvine mwero.

- Ndeupi rudzi rwekuyedza iwe?

- Telepostation.

- inzvimbo isingatarisirwi kwazvo iwe yaunotendera?

- Akazvarwa!

- Iwe unoziva huwandu chaihwo hwemari muhomwe yako?

- Zvese mari yekuchengetedza pamepu.

- Wakavimbisa chii kwauri mangwanani ano?

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