Agarutse muri Egiputa kugera Moscou, i, mvugishije ukuri, ntabwo nari nzi icyo gukora. Ku ruhande rumwe, swirl yagoretse injyana yanjye isanzwe yubuzima, kurundi - Yani, yise inshuro nyinshi kumunsi kandi akangisha kuza. Ntabwo natekereje cyane kuhagera, kandi yari atwaye, maze atekereza, igihe kirekire, ntiyiyumviye ko ubuzima buhuriweho na gato, atari umwanya w'iminsi 10 gusa, ni ku verge cUbupfura no kutita. Hariho undi munyamuryango - mwana wanjye, uwo yani yashyizeho imyumvire itaryarya, neza, n'impano. Byongeye kandi, kubera ko twari tuhari n'umukunzi wanjye Lena n'umuhungu we Ilya, bakimara Oleg akimara kubona impano, yahise asaba kimwe ku nshuti. Ni ukuvuga, kubera gutinya yani byakuruye kuruhande rwahoze ari abahungu babiri.
Kandi yani yagurutse. Nzabasinda amezi ya mbere yo kuguma, fagitire zubusazi kuri hoteri ye, sinshobora kumwemerera wemerera ibyo mvuga, atizeye mubyo nkora, abantu bihembo ibihembo - 2007, igitero cyumukunzi wanjye wahoze Umubano wacu kandi rero kuri njye mbona tudashaka. Ariko ubuzima bwa Yani i Moscou, ntabwo aribyo kuri comedi ya Hollywood. Sinigeze ntekereza ku kuntu umunyamahanga ugorana i Moscou. Tumaze gutangira kubana (nibyiza cyane twatangiye kubana, icyo twihisha, Yani yansubije, kugirango ataratera igicucu ku izina ryanjye), noneho buri munsi twahuye nibibazo bisekeje.
Twagiye muri supermarket. Lena, Yani na njye. Mugihe twarebye kuri aquarium hamwe na cake hamwe na cake, Yani yasezeye mu ishami ryinyama. Igihe kimwe, nasanze Lena atareba udutsima, ariko areba ahantu kure kandi atekereza ko ati:
- Kat, na Yani akunda kubyina?
Natangajwe, ariko mbere yuko mbasha gusubiza, Lena akomeza:
- Ari mu ishami ry'inyama, imbyino zimwe zerekana ko niba. Nuburyo bwashinze amaboko ku ijosi, azunguza amaboko.
Kugenda hafi, byabonye ko Yani atagabanije ijosi gusa, ahubwo yanagishije. Umucuruzi wamurebye afite kutita ku maso ashushanyije cyane. Yatubonye:
- Umunyamahanga wawe? Igitangaza Bamwe, guturika, sinazumva icyo ashaka.
Nahindukiriye Yani, nakomeje gutontoma ijosi no gutontoma, gutontoma byafashe amatsiko mabi.
- Cute, - Natangiriye neza, - ni ikihe kibazo cyawe?
- Ntiyumva icyongereza! - Yani yaratangaye, akiza ibyuya bivuye mu gahanga.
- None niki? Woba uriho ukandaga kumutema ijosi nk'ingurube? - Natangajwe. - Nibyo, ntacyo avuga mucyongereza, nanjye, mfite impamvu yo kwica.
Ati: "Oya," yanisheje hejuru. - Nabajije kg 2 y'ingurube y'ingurube.
Ibintu nkibi byavutse hamwe natwe kuri buri ntambwe. Muri Mata, abantu bavuga neza abantu ibihembo, twagiye muri Atenayi. Buri gihe humura Atene mfite impagarara nini, imyaka 17 ikunda yitonze uyu mujyi, buri gihe mfite imyumvire myiza, kandi muri Atenayi - "umujyi wanjye". Reka tujye muri Atenayi na Rhodes, hitamo ubukwe. Njye, mvugishije ukuri, gusiba umugabo wanjye uzaza unyuze ku ruziga 7 rw'ikuzimu, bamenye ko nkuko yankunze, ntiyigeze ankunda kandi nankunda. Umutima wanjye warambuye kandi ushonga neza, nuko tujya guhitamo aho twizeza. Tumaze iminsi mike muri Atenayi, twimukiye i Rhodes, aho basanze aho bateraniye muri Nyakanga. Hotel itangaje rwose mu mujyi wa kera wa Lindos yantsindiye hamwe nubuhanga bwe nubugorozinze icyarimwe. Muri iyi hoteri kandi twaganiriye cyane. Nyuma yo kuvuka k'umuhungu w'imfura, abaganga bavuze ko ntashobora kugira abana benshi, nta muntu n'umwe nagize imyaka mirongo ine n'abana banjye nta muntu nazo. Yani yibashye avuga ko bivuze ko dufite Oleg gusa, ntabwo atanga kubura kandi afite agaciro icumi. Kuri ibyo.
Twasubiye i Moscou, namenyesheje inshuti zose, kandi twatangiye kwitegura ubukwe. Mubiruhuko bya Gicurasi, indi nshuti yanjye Tanya yampamagaye i Karlovy aratandukanye. Hamwe na Tanya Hanyuma, none niteguye byibuze ku nkombe z'isi, ariko ku nkombe y'isi ntiyahamagaye, nuko bajya i Karlovy gutandukana kunywa inzoga. Hariho ibintu byinshi bidasanzwe. Nagize inzozi igihe cyose, no gufata ifunguro rya mu gitondo, saa sita na nimugoroba nariye herring. Kubera ko ubuzima bwose bufite umunyu nkunda, ntabwo byantangaje. Ku bateye ubwoba Tanya, narigishijwe kurya Herring n'umukobwa we Masha, icyo gihe nansabye "umusaraba wanjye wariye imbuto", ku buryo umugore ameze, Masha kandi kurya gusa. Nibyiza, kandi hano, kandi kuva mu itumba nagize inkoni, nuko noherejwe i X-ray muri Karlovy aratandukanye. Saa munani. Navuze ko umuntu atazagenda kandi ategeka Tanya na Masha kujyana nanjye. Igihe abantu bose bateranaga, nahise mbona ko ntazajya muri x-ray. Sinashoboraga gusobanura impamvu, ariko sinzagenda na bose. Kandi sinagiye, yumvise kwitotomba umukunzi hamwe n'umuganga wa Masha, wishima, bitandukanye na mama, guterura hakiri kare, ariko nagumye. Ntabwo yagiye na bose. Kuva ku gusohoza bidasobanutse.
Nyuma ya Gicurasi, igihe cyo gutora muri Atenayi cyegerejwe, aho Dima Bilan yagerwaho kugira ngo ahagarare Uburusiya. Dima ni uwanjye muri ibyo bihe iyo Yuri Schmiilievich Asisogisis yari muzima, kandi ahabwa "mu mutwaro" kubandi bahanzi. Birumvikana ko twagiye gushyigikira Dima, uwo natekerezaga kandi tekereza kumuhanzi ufite impano. "Ntuzigere na rimwe ureka ngo ugende", ugenda ku nyanja muri Atenayi, bityo, uririmba, ugiye mu iduka. Bagurishije amafi yumye, nafashe hamwe na Raspa yo Jama. Nicaye ku mabuye ku mucanga, ndabivanze, mvanga hamwe, kandi ubwire hamwe yani, ni abantu bose bafite ibicucu mu mafi yumye ukeneye gusa, ntakindi. Yani yandebaga ingwate yihishe kandi imwenyura irambuye, igerageza kwifata itangwa na njye. Ku mugoroba wo ku munsi umwe, kuryama, natwaye izuru mbaza Niki, mubyukuri, binuka cyane biteye ishozi kuva Yani. Yarayobewe rwose avuga ko kunuka muri Cologne, namuhaye gusura muri Atenayi. Navuze ko ntashobora kugura ibyo mufuka, maze asezeye ngo aryame kuri sofa.
Bukeye bwaho bwari bwo Eurovision, aho Dima yafashe umwanya wa kabiri, namenya ko ntwite.
Soma inkingi yumwanditsi yiganje hano.