Ubwinshi bw'amakuru mabi aturuka kwisi yose ntabwo yongerera ibyiringiro. Ariko ntibishoboka gusa kubabaye gusa, nibyo? Reka tumene kandi turebe muri horoscope coscope.
Kuba imbuto mu rukuta enye Aries (urugero, ivan urgant) Ikora cyane. Byinshi muri byose bijya mu ngo: Ninde woroshye, iyo gusanwa byahindutse munzu mugihe cyo kwishimana! Kandi ibi byose - kurwanya amateka yo kongera kwigisha ibikorwa byabakunzi. Cyane guterana inyana, kanseri n'impanga.
Imigani (Philip Kirkorov) Guhindukirira gahunda. Noneho firigo niyo nshuti nziza! Iyaba byagaburiwe gusa, abasigaye ntacyo batwaye. Bucking Ububiko Gushonga ....
Gemini (Hugh Laurie Ibyamamare nka Dr. Inzu) Hitamo kumara umwanya wo kwiyigisha. Buckwheat ntabwo igaburira, reka ngende inzira iyo ari yo yose yo kumurongo. Mugihe kimwe ushake umwanya wo guhaguruka. Ndetse akajya impaka n'abarashi ku ngingo "Ninde uzi ubwenge ku isi." Muri rusange, nturambirwe.
Kumena (Maryl Strip) Mu byicawe cye: Umuntu wese yiga ubuzima. By'umwihariko, amategeko y'imyitwarire mubihe bitesha umutwe. 1000 na 1 Kuboko kuva Buckwheat, ibikoresho 500 bivuye mu mpapuro z'umusarani - Hano hari ifarashi yabo "akato". Kandi rero babangamiye rwose kubandi.
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W. Lviv (Madonna) - kwimuka rwose! Abantu bose barabyina! Sinzi ko inyana zishaka gusinzira, n'amafi - kora ubucuruzi bwacu. Niba intare iguhamagarira kwinezeza, ugomba kugenda no kwishimira ubwenge bwe! Yifuzwa n'amashyi, arengana kuri ovations igihe kirekire. Nibyiza, Madonna rwose ntabwo amenyereye.
Isugi (zemfura) , nko mu buzima bwa "bisanzwe", komeza kugarura gahunda. Mu gitero cyo gutunganirwa, biteguye kwanduza ibintu byose nibintu byose. Ndetse no gusebanya kandi burigihe ushidikanya abahagarariye iminzanisizi. N'ubundi kandi, iseka iri mu kaga - ni ngombwa kugenzura niba abasigaye basukuye amaboko. Noneho tekereza Zemfura mu ruhare rw'isuku nk'iyo!
Abavukiye munsi y'Ikimenyetso Ikinyoni (Jean Claude Van Damam) , Gutandukana Gushidikanywaho - Ukeneye iyi katontine? Ibi bibazo byaganiriweho neza hamwe na buriwese hamwe no guhinduranya, ndetse no muri masike, ndetse nta. Witonze: Wang Damma ntabwo yaka!
Kwihorera Scorpio (Pavel Prilum) Biragaragara, ikintu cyibibanza. No gutegura kuri apocalypse. AHO-aho, kandi mubihe bya Apocalypse nta sikorupfundiro. Isaha yabo irageze. Ikintu nyamukuru numwanya uhoteje intare nziza cyane, ntabwo ari ahantu hatuwe munsi yamaguru yawe.
Sagittariaruus (Brad Pitt) Barimo kwitegura gukiza isi, muburyo busa na politiki ya capricorn no kuganira na sikorupite amahirwe yo gucura umugambi rusange. Ndetse birasa nkaho bazi icyo bazi gutunganya byose.
Capricorn (Kate Middleton) Utirengagije kwifata, kora ingamba zo gusohoka mumazi. Gukwirakwiza CSU, gutanga ubutware. Ariko icyarimwe ntabwo ari umunyamahanga romantisism, ikoresha kubona mask ya sterile yisugi yoroheje kandi nziza. Mubyongeyeho, byiza cyane!
Aquarius (Svetlana Khodchenkova) "Injira", birasara. Izina ku mpanga, uhora utongana na Sagittariari, witeguye gukuraho crayfish ikabije ya Frighmatike n'abaturanyi ba Zodiac y'abanditsi. Nahamagaye inkumi yongeraho amasahani, fata ibiryo "ibinure". Habaho imbaraga - yego mu cyerekezo cyamahoro! Kurugero, gusana aries.
Amafi (sharon ibuye) Birakaze gusa kubikorwa byagize akamaro kugirango basangire numuntu ubuzima buhuriweho. Iyo ni capricorn nibisabwa byayo, noneho isugi yakigata, hanyuma intare zifite ibishishwa byabo. Gusa n'ibyishimo ku myidagaduro yakuwe kuri Cush igicupa cya divayi hamwe n'uburemere. Kandi icyarimwe, vuga ko ibintu byose bibaho - gusa kubwinyungu zuzuye. Icyo uhagarika umutima - nibyiza gukata utundi icupa. Urareba, kandi apocalypse izanyura kuruhande. Guseka bitera imbere ubudahangarwa. Ntukabe muteranire.