Umuganga mwiza Aibolit, yicaye munsi yiperereza ...
Nibyo, mubihe byashize, ntabwo abantu bose bambaye amakoti yera byerekanaga muburyo bwiza. Vuba aha, urukurikirane rw'abaganga ", rwaviriyemo" Aibolite "yose, rwahohotewe n'umwanya wabo. Bivugwa ko bashyigikiwe n'abarwayi ndetse n'abafite amabati atinze. Abayisilamu bateye isoni y'abaganga b'abagabo, barimo kugenzura, batubaha ingaruka z'umurwayi. " Ni iki kiri inyuma yiri jambo rivanze, abagore bafite ipfunwe bo mu burasirazuba ntibasobanura - isoni, birashoboka.
Ariko, ubu iki kibazo gikwiye gusobanuka. N'ubundi kandi, kurwanya ibyemezo by'impimbano n'ibitaro byatumye benshi mu musakovitite - nkanjye - amaherezo, bagera mu maboko y'abantu mu makoti yera ku giti cye. Noneho, kugenda, vuga, mu kigo cya sanatori cyangwa uzana urupapuro rwamugaye kukazi, ntibihagije kureba mu idirishya ryagabiri, ugomba gusura eskulap ku giti cye. Kandi ibi ni byiza gusa: Nyuma ya byose, ni ngombwa gukurikiza ubuzima adahari, ariko imbonankubone.
Mfite isoni zo kwatura: Mfite ubwoba bw'abaganga, kandi sinitabye imyaka yabo. Niba kandi waramutse ukeneye imidari runaka, byari ku nzira yoroshye kandi byihuse - byaguze. Ariko, kugira ngo ntangire, amaherezo, ikarita y'ivuriro, nasanze mu rukuta rw'ikigo cy'ubuvuzi, narabisobanukiwe: Ibi ntabwo ari byiza ndetse no gushimisha. Cyane cyane iyo umuganga ari umuntu ushimishije. Nahisemo rero kubimenya, amaherezo, hamwe nibibazo byanjye byose byubuvuzi bitakijije umwaka umwe. Kandi icyarimwe tubonye igisubizo cyikibazo cyo kunshimisha: Niki kimeze kandi gikora hasi mu ikote ryera, ni ryari umurwayi ushimishije ukurura kandi atangira kumukundana.
Urwenya ruzwi cyane mu biganiro bizwi cyane mu bavugizi bizwi cyane mu cyubahiro. " Abaganga muri rusange batandukanijwe no gusetsa bidasanzwe no kwizera kwuzuye: nibisanzwe, ntabwo ari bibi. Kandi abaganga b'abagabo mu maso y'umugore bazerera hamwe n'umugore udasanzwe - umudamu uwo ari we wese ari mwiza iyo azwi cyane kuri scalpel cyangwa fonenendoscope cyangwa fonenendoscope mumwanya utoroshye kandi ugabanya ububabare. Umwe mu mukunzi wanjye, nk'urugero, nzi neza ko muganga ari umwuga w'igitsina cyane. Kandi iremeza ko ariho mu bikorwa: yakundanye n'abaganga, amaherezo arongora abarezi. Kandi abana na we ubugingo mu bugingo burenze 10.
Rero, umuntu yatutswe kuri "ikirundo" cya muganga, kandi umuntu ahindukira igitabo ndetse akanashyingiranwa. Nibisanzwe, kuko imipaka yemerewe kuri buri wese - kandi ko umuntu asa nkibisanzwe ndetse ameze nka, abandi batera uburakari. Nibyo, kandi buri muganga mumyaka ikorwa nuburyo bwimyitwarire hamwe nabarwayi ...
Inyungu itari nziza
Nubwo bimeze bityo, kujya kwa muganga ufite ubwoba: Niki niba (pah inshuro eshatu!) Azabona ikintu kidakira? Oya, ugomba gushiraho icyiza! Ishyaka rimpaye vuba aha, uko byakabaye, nari mfite inkuru ebyiri za lava kugira uruhare rwa ESKULP.
Ubwa mbere, umugabo yasize manucure yanjye kuva kera.
Umugabo wa Magnifier Anestheologue, kandi ukora nka "kuzamura umuganga" - akuramo imigozi murugo. Nuko amwita ku iburanisha umuhinzi. Umurwayi yari aryamye kuri sofa. Umugore amuzengurutse. Mashkin Pimmimeologue yakoze ibintu byose byagombaga: Shira igitonyanga kandi gitanga hypnotic nkeya. Umusinzi yarazimye, kandi uwo mwashakanye asaba Dr. Ibwato-ikawa. Ibirori, bigaragara ko byarangiye uburiri. Iburyo munsi ya barrale yumugabo we atontoma munsi yigituba. Bukeye bwaho, Litemani atangaza umugore we-Manicure, yakundaga undi.
Nibyiza, umugabo wanjye bwite, ndasaba imbabazi kubisobanuro birambuye, biyandikishwa mugihe cyo kweza cyane amara mumavuriro kuri Rublevka. Ni ryari, agarutse mu nzira, umukundwa yatangiye kwirata ko yagerageje "kole" umuforomo muto, naratangaye cyane:
- Ariko wari kumwe na enema muri papa!
"Ariko asubiza inyuma!" - Umugabo yari amworozi yishimye. Kuvuga, Abakozi bo muri Elite ntabwo bari ku njangwe mu gikapu, ariko kuri byinshi hari amaso y'ibicuruzwa.
Nibyiza, niyo haba hari erotic adventure ahantu hamwe kuruhande rwurwego rwa kimwe cya kabiri, noneho mfite amahirwe yo kubona urukundo rwikoti ryera! Ndamukurikira. Nibyo, nanditswe kubyakiriye gusa abaganga '.
Umuganga ubaga Plastike: Renome nyinshi
- Ndashaka kongera igituza, mvuga mu ivu rya moscow rizwi cyane ryo kubaga plastike. Imbere yanjye ni inzobere mu kuyobora. Umugabo mwiza, ufite imyaka 40, isura numubare muburyo bwiza.
- Erekana, - Kumwenyura Abaganga.
Nzagaragaza byoroshye ko ari inyangamugayo, sititotomba. Kugenzura uko kwimura. Yoo, igicucu cyimiterere nyamukuru ntabwo kimurikira mumaso - inyungu zumwuga gusa:
Muganga arandika ati: "Ntabwo nakugira inama." - Njye mbona, ingano nziza. No gutabara kubaga no guhangayika cyane kumubiri.
- Noneho rero, birashoboka ko nongera ikibuno? "Ndabaza, mpita mpikirira umugongo wa muganga, umanuka jeans." Frank aranyanga.
Mfite isura ibabaje cyane: Nashize, ndeba hejuru yigitugu. Ariko umuganga arahagije kandi iyi ni indorerezi. Ntabwo ndeba inyamanswa iyo ari yo yose mu maso. Afite ubwoba yerekana imitsi yanjye ya Buttock - nta shitingi ya erotique mugukoraho, kandi ntuzakoresha umugore muriki kibazo.
Muri rusange, nkuko nahinduye mbere ya Aibolite kuva kubaga plastike - ENER reaction. Ndetse ikipanda nticyakoresheje amabere, ndabishobora! Birashoboka ko nabishakaga gusa? Cyangwa yatinyaga gusebanya ivuriro rye? Igihe amaherezo nahise mfata jeans na bra, muganga wanjye yanzaga akareba neza mu jisho:
- Inama zanjye - ntukore ku ishusho yawe. Niba kandi rwose ushaka guhuza isura yawe, nibyiza gukosora imiterere yizuru.
- Sinshaka amazuru! - Narakaye. - Ndamukunda! Muraho, Muganga!
Umugore wa muganga: Ntakintu cyihariye
Umukunzi wanjye yabwiye abagore ba mugore, babanje kuyishyira mu ntebe y'urugake, hanyuma bakongeraho buhoro ibikoresho, babwira urwenya mu mutungo utuye.
- Birashoboka ko ari voheur, ukunda kureba igitsina cyaba gitsina gore? - Ndakeka.
Ati: "Yarimo gusa imyanya ndangagitsina ku mwenda wa serivisi, kandi uzahinduka antieurist," umukunzi wawe. - Oya, uko bigaragara, yuganye cyane no kurangiza uko ibintu bimeze. Ku ntebe, abagore bose bararushye, kandi ntabwo ari byiza kugenzura. Ariko mfite ubwoba bwimyitwarire ye inshuro ijana zikomeye ...
Ndasaba umukobwa wumukobwa kumboreka kubyakiriye uyu muganga. Tuvugishije ukuri, ubwoba. Njye mbona, gusa imvange irashobora gutekwa ku ntebe yumutungo. Ariko nkeneye kugenzura umuganga "kutavunika."
Nicaye, ndumva urwenya rukomeye muri arculap - umukobwa wumukobwa ntiyabeshya. Amaherezo, umuganga ampindukiye muri gants no ku ndorerwamo mu ntoki:
- Nibyiza , reka tubyutse ...
Ndebye neza mu maso ya muganga, nsuzuma imvugo yo mumaso no gutanga ibitekerezo. Ariko ugomba kwemera: Ntakintu cyihariye, cyungengo. Na none!
Umuganga wa Cardiologiste: Ibiti ntibitutinya
Nahisemo gusura umuganga ku bibazo bya Cardiac - birashoboka ko bizarushaho kumva igikundiro cyabagore? Umututsi mukarere kanjye Polyclinike bizimya kuba umusore cyane mubirahure. Ninubira ububabare mu ruhande rw'ibumoso rw'igituza. Umuganga muto arambwira kwambura umukandara no kuryama ku buriri. Hanyuma aranyingikira hamwe n'ibikombe byo guswera. Kandi amaso aratwika! Kuri ubu ashaka ko umurwayi we - kandi biragaragara ko! Ndabaza niba hari ikintu kizatwara?
Nyuma yiminota itanu, umusore afite ipfunwe:
- Arkhythija nto, urusaku rwinshi ... ariko muri rusange nta pathologiya. Urashobora guhaguruka.
Ndazamuka mva ku buriri nkurura imyenda.
Muganga arandenga ati: "Tegereza," - Unywa itabi?
Ndatuye ati: "Ndanywa itabi."
- Noneho umva! - Umusore wambaye ikote ryera anjyana mu ntoki (gusa kuri uwo zubakiye kuri bra) kandi atangira inyigisho nini ku kaga ko kunywa itabi. Ikintu kijyanye na karasi no kubyerekeranye, ukuramo umunezero, kandi unyitegereza neza mumutima ubwacyo - ukurikije umwihariko we. Hano umuryango w'ibiro uzafata umwanzuro, kandi umuforomo avuka ku rugi:
- Mark Senonovich, umuganga mukuru wa muganga agutera byihutirwa.
Mark Senonovich Vmig ihinduka Punchov nka kanseri no gufunga ukuboko:
- Kwambara! Uzakenera kongera kuza, ntabwo nishimiye urusaku rwinyuma ...
Ndagenda. Nibura nakunze umutiringa. Birumvikana ko ntazongera kumusanga, ariko biracyari byiza ... Ariko, ahari ibintu byose ntabwo ari ukubura imyitwarire yumwuga, ahubwo habuze ubuto. Inkomoko yimvururu yumubiri muto ntabwo ari itegeko.
Intoki: umubiri umeze
Niba wemera imibare yinzego zishinzwe kubahiriza amategeko, akenshi kurenza ukundi "inkoni" ndetse no gufata ku ngufu abarwayi babuze. By the was, umutoza amaze igihe kinini yerekanwe nibibazo bishoboka hepfo yinyuma ... Ndabona ibiro mumavuriro yishyuwe, kugisha inama - amafaranga 1000. Byafashwe kungufu kuri aya mafranga?
Nishimiye imyaka itana, hamwe na "nta idasanzwe". Umuyoboro inyuma yumugongo wo hepfo, yamenetse kumukandara, yunamye ku buriri. ESKULOP itangira kogosha hejuru yanjye - ni mints, gukanda, rub. Ndaruhutse, nfunga amaso kandi nishimira. Kuva mu gipolutu, ijwi rya Kostiprava rintwara:
- ufite ibibazo, mukundwa. Irasa na shift ya vertebral, nubwo ntazi neza. Ugomba kudusanga kuri X-ray, hanyuma nanone kuri njye mu birori, hanyuma ...
Ibikurikira bigomba kuba urutonde rwibikoresho byubuvuzi ukeneye. Birumvikana ko bose bahembwa. Ncecetse kandi ndabyumva: Uyu murwayi wumubiri wa Aibolita nkisoko yibyishimo ntabwo abyitayeho. Bitwungukira gusa nkisoko yunguka.
Dentist: dexterity yawe kandi nta buriganya
Amenyo ntabwo atera ubwoba cyane, nkuko ugomba kwicara ufite umunwa. Kubwibyo, nashyizemo ijipo ngufi kuva arsenal yawe yimyambarire ya lesion.
Ndangiza kugisha inama muri arwabuto. Mfata ifoto itangaje mu ntebe nziza yinyoni kandi itangira kubaza abarozi ba Hollywood (soma muri Gloss y'abagore):
- Ndashaka ko izi myuka yera yera kumenyo yawe, nka Angelina Jolie. Ubundi se, nkunda ikintu nka we, sibyo?
Umuganga utangaje ufite imbeho nziza ituje ntabwo ari mu menyo, kandi sinakoze amakosa mu birenge byanjye hamwe n'ijipo. Mbere, birashoboka ko uyu munyamabanga yari mwiza cyane, ariko ubu yabuze abadamu imyaka. Ariko, byaragaragaye, ntabitekereza.
- Fungura umunwa, umwana, - eskulap unyuzuza umusazi, bityo uhagarike imigezi yanjye.
Ku gahato nukwambika uburenganzira bwo gutora iminota icumi, umuganga afite igihe: a) ategura iryinyo rimwe; b) kumpa itariki; c) raporo yubatse kandi itigeze itandukana; d) Kugaragaza ko niba ndi nyakubahwa, abarozi ba Hollywood bazanjyana muri kimwe cya kabiri.
Biragaragara ko uyu mucakara yabaye ikoranabuhanga ryakoranye "kole". Niba nemeye umushoferi na muganga, ndashobora guhita mpindura kuri Randevo nonaha. Niba kandi mbona "ntabwo nkuriya", noneho uburakari bwanjye azavuga ko anesthesia atagize ingaruka ku iburanisha ryanjye kandi ubwonko ...
Amatwi-Amazuru-Izuru: Kuvuka mumatwi
Ariko nyampinga wa erotic (ninde wagira ibitekerezo!) Umuganga-bakoresheje, kuva mu bwana, yifatanije natwe hamwe na ston, almonds na glande. Ndabona uyu muvuzi muri imwe muri Polyclinike hafi ya Moscou, iruhande rw'akazu ke. Ni mwiza cyane. Kuri njye - ijosi rya Frank, indabyo zihumura na parufe. Umuhogo, ndavuga, birababaza, biragoye kumira. N'amatwi yiruka.
- Mbwira "AAAAAA", - Muganga areka.
Kuri ibyo, mubyukuri, ubugenzuzi burangira. Mu matwi, ugutwi kw'intara ntabwo anreba, ariko itangira kuyigendera. Nta gushidikanya ko bidateye isoni, avuga ko imibonano mpuzabitsina mu kanwa ifasha mu bibazo mu muhogo. Niba kandi biragaragara ko biragaragara ko, uruhu rwo mumaso ruzaruta kandi ruzamura ubudadakemura.
- Kandi muri rusange, uzi kwikingira ibicurane by'ingurube? - ushishikajwe na muganga. - Birakenewe kugirango urukundo kenshi! Imibonano mpuzabitsina isanzwe ni ingirakamaro kumubiri wose no kubice bya en. Niba unyizeye ukanyumvira, wowe n'umuhogo bizanyura, n'ubudahangarwa buzazuka!
Hano hari Aibolit Aibolit Kuri njye Kina Gukina, Ndabarahiye!
Ndasekeje. Nateye ubwoba, eskulap ibona ko hafi yemewe kandi igatera kuri papa. Iri ni ihohoterwa ryeruye imyitwarire yumwuga. Niba yaragerageje kumazuru cyangwa inyuma yugutwi, ni byibuze muburyo bwihariye ...
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Niba bikomeye, ntabwo nabonye ihohoterwa ridasanzwe mumyitwarire yabaganga bose bavuzwe haruguru. Byongeye kandi, nanjye ubwanjye ndabatera ubwoba - kandi ntabwo ndi abanyantege nke. Nibyo, bigomba kwizirikana ko ntarashyiraho enema hamwe nigitonyanga ... Incamake: Abagabo mumakoti yera bitwara ukundi - nkabantu bose kwisi. Uburiganya bwimbere ntabwo biterwa numugabo. N'inyeshyamba, nk'uko nari nzi neza, nashoboye kubisobanura mu gihe gito.